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A spoon is a tool, often the only one, that everyone uses professionally.

Old age is when the players, of whom you are, as is customary, \"kids\", become coaches....

A man and a woman can be just friends, without sex. This is called marriage.

For the success of an offensive, it is important to cut off the escape routes.

Leo doesn\'t have to be handsome - it\'s enough that he\'s a Leo.

A thief encroaches on your property, a liar on your picture of the world, leaving a fake in return.

A deep neckline creates deep doubts about the intentions of others.

The universe was created with many functions, but with the note \"happiness is purchased separately.\"

Death is easy. If you remember that life is hard...

There is nothing worse than the imperial plans of a former colony.

I want to sleep with some Thoughts, like with a beauty.

Money doesn\'t smell, but when it starts to rule the world, it becomes stuffy.

There is no need to complicate people\'s lives by proving to them how simple it is.

A man\'s night shave is an open declaration of intentions, a woman\'s night makeup is a graceful way to deflect them.

In the relationship economy, sex is an overvalued asset with a high risk of depreciation.

If an artist is not recognized for a long time, he becomes a cartoonist.

There is no worse crime than not noticing a naked woman.

Talent in the intimate sphere is an asset that quickly depreciates without other advantages.

Cosmic injustice: a system where there is a job desk between your wallet and your sofa.

The tragedy of well-being: when there is everything for drama except a reason.

Some people are as concerned about who should pay for whom on dates as if they were going on them.

The body\'s special talent: knowing for sure that you will be broken tomorrow, even before you start to fall asleep today.

The romance of flowers is fleeting, but the sweet mark on the scales will delight her for many months to come.

Hyperinflation is the only sale where the prices go up faster than you can get to the checkout.

Turning to science is an escape from ignorance to loneliness.

It is much easier to teach a person to speak than to force him to shut up.

One girl is an option, two girls is an alternative, three girls is a choice!

The night fairy does not trade in the body, but in a rare commodity - the absence of morning complaints.

Education is the skeleton of knowledge on which life strings the meat of experience.

For a girl, childhood ends when she is called not to eat, but to cook.