Leonid Shebarshin

The secret of the KGB\'s popularity among democrats is that man is inclined to create an enemy in his own image and likeness.

Only those who do not know the past are not afraid of the future.

Reformers are a foreign axe in Russian dough.

The sharpest weapon of lies is truth.

Minus is plus after meeting with the Tax Service.

Russians are proud of their shortcomings and do not understand why foreigners do not share this pride.

Love a book - a cemetery of thoughts.

There are no Voltaires in Russia. We will never recognize the opponents\' right to honest errors.

In a country of universal unbelief, the devil reigns supreme.

A new type of economy - a nosedive.

The old guard will not run. It can barely move its legs. And it will not turn its back on the enemy - its pants are full of holes.

\"... we have our own head behind our shoulders ...\" - is attributed to the prime minister.

The tried and tested Russian path - through a stump and a log.

The initial stage of the deputy prime minister\'s rise to power was strewn with flowers. He sold them.

Russia is vast, but there is no one to retreat. There is no army.

Gorilka is a Ukrainian vodka produced in Africa.

All his life he saved himself for something big. Lived until he had a massive heart attack.

A defeated Russia is trying to forgive the victorious Chechnya. But Chechnya has not yet recognized Russia.

Youthful romanticism is invariably replaced by senile rheumatism.

NATO will protect foreign investment in Russia. That\'s why it is expanding.

The truth is not one. It\'s impossible to understand.

It\'s sad that veterans are leaving. It would be deadly if they stayed.

If God didn\'t want people to watch TV, he wouldn\'t have invented it. But the devil slipped TV presenters...

Every contact of the president with his duties becomes a sensation.

A weightless salary can crush any genius.

You have to sympathize with a sick person who runs a country. But you also have to sympathize with a country that is run by a sick person.

Life is so boring that the president\'s illness has become an event. Fortunately, his condition has been steadily improving for about a year and a half.

Democracy has won. The Russians have been defeated.

Don\'t drink - don\'t drink, but know your limits!

Prayer: \"...and lead us not into temptation. But not now, but later...\"