Camille Paglia

The post-war \"publish or perish\" tyranny must end. The profession has become obsessed with quantity rather than quality. [...] One brilliant article should outweigh one mediocre book.

What is Mona Lisa thinking? Nothing, of course. Her blankness is her menace and our fear. [...] Walter Pater is to call her a \'vampire,\' coasting through history on her secret tasks.

my dream is someday to have a bank of TVs, where all the different channels could be on and I could be monitoring them. I would love that. The more the better. I love the tabloid stuff. The trashier the program is, the more I feel it\'s TV. ... Because that\'s TV\'s mode. That\'s the Age of Hollywood. The idea of PBS - heavy-duty Masterpiece Theater, Bill Moyers - I hate all that.

At the opening of the Odyssey, Telemachus, inspired by the male-born Athena, searches for his father by turning against his mother. Jesus too publicly spurns his mother to be about his father\'s business. Male adulthood begins with the breaking of female chains.

In insisting, for political purposes, on a sharp division between gay and straight, gay activism, like much of feminism, has become as rigid and repressive as the old order it sought to replace.

Lesbian feminists, for all their ideals of sisterhood and solidarity, can treat each other with a fickleness, a parasitic exploitativeness, and vicious spite that have to be seen to be believed.

Women are being told \"you are future leaders.\" Meanwhile, we are more than our jobs. One reason Sex and the City was such an enormous hit is that it expressed something that feminism won\'t admit: we don\'t know what we want. We don\'t know if we want children or not.

Mind is a captive of the body.

When in doubt, I read Oscar Wilde.

Love for all means coldness to something or someone. Even Jesus, let us recall, was unnecessarily rude to his mother at Cana.

Lacan is a tyrant who must be driven from our shores. Narrowly trained English professors who know nothing of art history or popular culture think they can just wade in with Lacan and trash everything in sight.

Elegance is reduction, simplification, condensation. It is spare, stark, sleek. Elegance is cultivated abstraction. The source of Greek and Roman classicism - clarity, order, proportion, balance - is in Egypt.

Academic Marxists, with their elitist sense of superiority to popular taste, are the biggest snobs in America.

My stress on the truth in sexual stereotypes and on the biologic basis of sex differences is sure to cause controversy.

The Gothic tradition was begun by Ann Radcliffe, a rare example of a woman creating an artistic style.

Ballet is the body rising. Ballet is ceremonial and hieratic. Its disdain for the commonplace material world is the source of its authority and glamour.

Our feminist culture at the present moment is completely dependent on capitalism. My grandmother was sill scrubbing clothes on the back porch on a washboard!

In today\'s impoverished dialogue, critiques of liberalism are often naively called \"conservative,\" as if twenty-five hundred years of Western intellectual tradition presented no other alternatives.

The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way.

The capitalist distribution network, a complex chain of factory, transport, warehouse and retail outlet, is one of the greatest male accomplishments in the history of culture.

The reform of a college English department cuts no ice down at the corner garage.

I want young women when they\'re 14 to start thinking about what they want over the course of their lives. I think it\'s criminal - child abuse - that they\'re not told to do this [in school]. Right now it\'s just sex education and putting condoms on bananas. Girls should be asked to think about what they want in their lives when they\'re 50, 60 and 70.

Not since the Black Panthers sailed into their Upper East Side tea party has there been so daffy an exercise in radical chic.

I realize now how lucky I was, in the total absence of role models, to have only men to rebel against. Today\'s women students are meeting their oppressors in dangerously seductive new form, as successful congenial female professors who view themselves as victims of a rigid foreign ideology.

Once you have become the centre of a conflict in a complex governmental enterprise you have the obligation to resign.

The more women succeed and rise up into positions of power, the more remote they become from actual masculine energy.

Sappho and Emily Dickinson are the only woman geniuses in poetic history.

There is no gay leader anywhere near the stature of Martin Luther King, because black activism drew on the profound spiritual tradition of the church, to which gay political rhetoric is childishly hostile.

The born-yesterday French-besotted faddists, addicted sniffers of wet printer\'s ink, think they\'re starting on the ground floor; so they\'re condemned to another hundred years of trial and error. The rest of us can safely ignore them.

The [sexual harassment] situation has gotten so out of hand that, in 1993, in one of the first British cases, a plumber was fired for continuing to use the traditional term \"ballcock\" for the toilet flotation unit, instead of the new politically correct term, sanitized of sexual suggestiveness. This is insane. We are back to the Victorian era, when table legs had to be draped lest they put the thought of ladies\' legs into someone\'s dirty mind.