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There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed. More Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.
[audience boos]
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough. More Sandy Gallin
[An attorney for Ladner said yesterday that he could not comment on the statement.] I haven't seen it. Someone on the board has obviously leaked it to the press but withheld it from Dr. Ladner, so he cannot respond, ... It is very disappointing that members of the board would harm the university by continuing a constant series of leaks that distort the truth. More David Ogden
The young feel tired at the end of an action, the old at the beginning. More Thomas Stearns (T.S.) Eliot
The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed. More Clark Kerr
Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. More Konstantin Stanislavsky
The brave love mercy, and delight to save. More John Gay
Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together. More Lee Majors
The world is run by C students. More unknown unknown
In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true. More John C. Lilly
To be a Christian without prayer is no more possible than to be alive without breathing. More Martin Luther
Perhaps nothing is so depressing an index of the inhumanity of the male-supremacist mentality as the fact that the more genial human traits are assigned to the underclass: affection, response to sympathy, kindness, cheerfulness. More Kate Millet
The founders of a new colony, whatever Utopia of human virtue and happiness they might originally project, have invariably recognized it among their earliest practical necessities to allot a portion of the virgin soil as a cemetery, and another portion as the site of a prison. More Nathaniel Hawthorne
With an apple I will astonish Paris. More Paul Cezanne
Mysticism has been in the past and probably ever will be one of the great powers of the world and it is bad scholarship to pretend the contrary. You may argue against it but you should no more treat it with disrespect than a perfectly cultivated writer would treat (say) the Catholic Church or the Church of Luther no matter how much he disliked them. More Sandy Gallin
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. More David Mellor
I'm a huge Python fan. More Alex Winter
Commerce changes the fate and genius of nations. More Thomas Gray
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you, and were helped by you, will remember you when forget-me-nots are withered. Carve your name on hearts, and not on marble More Charles Haddon-Spurgeon
I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck. More Aleister Crowley

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