I really wanted a record deal but I was really nervous that because I'd been on Neighbours people would joke all the time.More [11/01/2006 12:11:00]
I think a lot of people just wanted to be friends with me because I was on Neighbours and maybe didn't have the best intentions.More [11/01/2006 12:11:00]
Friends and neighbours the time is right! This could be the night!
Ivy, could you give a lift? For Hussein get a new name we got to find a costumer who can add X and Y and get Z.
More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Hello, last week on "Party Hints" I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round 26 people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo. This week I'm going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you're having a party. Well obviously it'll depend how far you've got with your party when the signal for Red Revolt is raised. If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators. So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor, and shoot everybody. This will deal with the Red Menace on your own doorstep. If you're having canapés, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is set fire to all the houses in the street. This will stir up anti-communist hatred and your neighbours will be right with you as you organize counter-revolutionary terror. So you see, if you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party. Bye!
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And Solomon F. Potts, America's most persistent practical joker, was buried today. He's not dead, it's just the neighbours getting their own back.
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[rehearsing Jill's election address over the tannoy]
My friends, vote for Jill Swinburne. A vote for Swinburne is a vote for freedom... what's more, she's terrific in bed!
Give me that, you stupid pillock.
Shh. The neighbours might hear.
How do you switch it off?
You switch the switch marked "switch".
You've probably lost me the election.
I might have *won* you the election!
More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[Chief Superintendent Arnold is complaining to Abberline about the press reports]
I'm not responsible for the papers!
No, you're responsible to me! And I want this case closed, Inspector!
Yes, and why is that, Chief Superintendent? Mary Nicholls was a shilling whore. She wasn't killed for money, she didn't have any, her neighbours don't remember any enemies, and according to the doctor, she wasn't even sexually assaulted, yet somebody tore her to pieces in the streets!
So find him.
Do you want the killer, or will anybody do?
More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much so, that he began to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it muriel. And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him.
He would get her all doled up in make up and specially made little clothes and at night she'd go down and make intense mad passionate love to him. Anyway, one night about three am
He wakes up in a cold sweat. And hears all this panting and moaning and groaning coming from the next door neighbours apartment. And he looks down at his hand, there's nothing there. Its gone. Its just this bloodied stump. So he staggers out into the hallway and he sees that the next door neighbour's doors is wide open. So he pops his head in and what does he see, on the bed, his hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, make up on, going down on the next door neighbour.
It's a true story
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There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. More [10/04/2011 04:10:57]
Arab leaders worry more about making money from the profits they get from oil and gas that they turn the other way when Lebanon is being destroyed right next to them. Their neighbours are being murdered, but they only make calculations for their own benefit.More [10/11/2011 10:10:04]
I live myself with my cat Pebbles. She isn't enjoying the attention as much as me - she ran off up the stairs as soon as the film crew for the show came into the house. She didn't come down for hours. But I have the support of all my brothers and sisters and my neighbours and friends - everyone thinks it's just great.More [10/19/2011 10:10:37]
I don't have famous neighbours and if I did, I'd avoid them. I don't live the jet-set.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
My constant prayer, my number one foreign goal, is to bring peace to Israel. And in the process to Israel's neighbours.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Israel welcomes the wind of change, and sees a window of opportunity. Democratic and science-based economies by nature desire peace. Israel does not want to be an island of affluence in an ocean of poverty. Improvements in our neighbours' lives mean improvements to the neighbourhood in which we live.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I have often supported Israel, I have often visited the country and want the country to exist and at last find peace with its neighbours.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It is through accepting other people in our own countries that we shall come to respect our neighbours and be respected in our turn.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
To our Palestinian neighbours, I assure you that we have a genuine intention to respect your right to live independently and in dignity. I have already said that Israel has no desire to continue to govern over you and control your fate.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The war on terror is the most insane and immoral war of all time. The Americans are doing what they did in Vietnam, bombing villages. But how can a civilised nation do this? How can you can eliminate suspects, their wives, their children, their families, their neighbours? How can you justify this?More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
However much we may sympathize with a small nation confronted by a big and powerful neighbours, we cannot in all circumstances undertake to involve the whole British Empire in a war simply on her account.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
A wholesome oblivion of one's neighbours is the beginning of wisdom.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The faults of our neighbours with freedom we blame,
But tax not ourselves, though we practise the same.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A mountaine and a river are good neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All is well with him, who is beloved of his neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are not downhearted, but we cannot understand what is
happening to our neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A nation is a society united by a delusion about it's ancestry and by a common hatred of it's neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A nation is a society united by a delusion about it's ancestry and by common hatred of it's neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Commemoration of Martyrs of Japan, 1597 Those who charged the Christians with burning down Rome with fire brands were slanderers -- but they were, at least, far nearer to the nature of Christianity than those among the moderns who tell us that the Christians were a sort of ethical society, being martyred in a languid fashion for telling men they had a duty to their neighbours, and only mildly disliked because they were meek and mild!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Arab leaders worry more about making money from the profits they get from oil and gas that they turn the other way when Lebanon is being destroyed right next to them. Their neighbours are being murdered, but they only make calculations for their own benefit.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Let Justice, blind and halt and maimed, chastise the rebel spirit surging in my veins, let the Law deal me penalties and pains And make me hideous in my neighbours' eyes.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Things were so bad we ate rabbits that neighbours had run over and gave to us because they knew we were broke.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
During this difficult time, we are offering our support to our friends and neighbours,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My constant prayer, my number one foreign goal, is to bring peace to Israel. And in the process to Israel's neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As a child in the rural district of Penal I remember sharing meals from the same pot with neighbours of different racial, ethnic, social and economic backgrounds.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Everybody always says that I'm the girl next door, which makes me think that y'all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've never met a person who does not want a safer world, better medical care and education for their children, and peace with their neighbours. I just don't meet those people. What I meet, over and over again, as I travel around, is that the essential human condition is optimistic - in every one of these places.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The war on terror is the most insane and immoral war of all time. The Americans are doing what they did in Vietnam, bombing villages. But how can a civilised nation do this? How can you can eliminate suspects, their wives, their children, their families, their neighbours? How can you justify this?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To our Palestinian neighbours, I assure you that we have a genuine intention to respect your right to live independently and in dignity. I have already said that Israel has no desire to continue to govern over you and control your fate.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Migration gives a blank cheque to put anything you don't feel like addressing in the memory hold. No neighbours can go against the monster narrative of your family.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
God has given such brave soldiers to this Crown that, if they do not frighten our neighbours, at least they prevent us from being frightened by them.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I hear in the big city, girls dress up like sexy witches and sexy vampires and sexy Easter bunnies, and go to parties where they do all sorts of scandalous things," Kami said. "Luckily you and me, we got to walk around our town looking at our neighbours' gardens and remarking 'My, that's a good-looking scarecrow' to each other. I guess this is why our natures are so beautiful and unspoilt.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A quarrelsome man has no good neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Alone, and without any reference to his neighbours, without any interference, the artist can fashion a beautiful thing; and if he does not do it solely for his own pleasure, he is not an artist at all.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You can change friends but not neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My parents lived likeas the neighbours described thema pair of chopsticks, always in harmony.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and neighbours should be true to the public.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Before the reader is introduced to the modest country medical practitioner who is to be the chief personage of the following tale, it will be well that he should be made acquainted with some particulars as to the locality in which, and the neighbours among whom, our doctor followed his profession.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is not surprising that most Pakistanis do not support America's bombardment of Afghanistan. The Afghans are neighbours on the brink of starvation and devastated by war. America has shown itself to be untrustworthy, a superpower that uses its values as a scabbard for its sword.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All of us need an identity which unites us with our neighbours, our countrymen, those people who are subject to the same rules and the same laws as us, those people with whom we might one day have to fight side by side to protect our inheritance, those people with whom we will suffer when attacked, those people whose destinies are in some way tied up with our own.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Israel is the number one rogue state threat to Middle Eastern peace with its nuclear arms and acts of outright aggression towards its peaceful neighbours Syria and Lebanon - and genocidal actions against the marginalised Palestinians of the West Bank - and Gaza in particular.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A secure pluralistic society requires communities that are educated and confident both in the identity and depth of their own traditions and in those of their neighbours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was privileged to grow up in Mexico at a time when you could play in the streets. We lived not too far from the ocean, and we would be outside all the time with the neighbours' kids, running free. What better place could there be for a child?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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