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Speaker: Blast the weddings of the idle rich! I say it is a dis - disgrace that people what calls theirselves human beings should waste their substance, as Shakespeare says, in riotous weddings like this here as is being prepared by the Earl of Stokeshire and his blood-sucking parasites!
Heckler: He employs working men!
Another heckler: Yes!
Speaker: Working men? Footmen in plus-fours. And what work do they do? Scent his handkerchiefs and hand him his spittoon after dinner. Have you read your evening papers? Admirals, generals, judges, brought over from all over the world, and other parts - to do what? To rehearse a wedding!More [12/17/2005 12:12:00]
Rosie: Are you nervous?
Robbie: No, I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.
Rosie: No, not about the wedding. About the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?
Robbie: Uh...
Rosie: Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.
Robbie: Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about.
Rosie: That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today!More [12/18/2005 12:12:00]
[Korben shows up at Father Cornelius' door with an unconscious Leeloo in his arms]
Priest Vito Cornelius: Yes?
Korben Dallas: I'm, uh, looking for a priest.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.More [11/07/2007 12:11:00]
Kenneth Marquis: Perhaps you could explain to me how I happened to find myself in this position?
Taylor: Because you belatedly came to what little sense you have. Try and get out of it now, and you have a breach of promise suit, a stockholder suit, and why go on with the list?
Kenneth Marquis: Well, I certainly shan't number it among the gayer weddings to which I have participated. Maybe I'm spoiled, but the others were much more fun!
Taylor: I don't know, I thought the blood in your father-in-law's eye lent a nice touch of festive color.More [06/16/2008 12:06:00]
Maximillan 'Max' Carey:
Well what's the riot about? Hello Mary, anything new?



Julius Saxe:
It's going to be terrific! Weddings are my speciality!



Maximillan 'Max' Carey:
Wedding? What wedding?



Mary Evans:
Mine. Darling aren't you going to congratulate me?



Maximillan 'Max' Carey:
What for? It'll never last.



Lonny Borden:
What won't last?



Maximillan 'Max' Carey:
My liver and a movie star's marriage.



Mary Evans:
We know your liver won't last darling!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Doc Belding:
You know, weddings are something like measles.



Judith Belding:
Measles?



Doc Belding:
Yeah, you got to have 'em once to get used to 'em.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[last lines]


[Coates gives Jim his business card]



Coates, Stage Driver:
Got another line 'sides drivin' folks. Glad to be a service to ya anytime.



Jim Lawrence:
Goodbye, Mr. Motley



Lawyer Eric Motley:
Goodbye, Jim! Goodbye, Elanita!


[Jim reads Coates' business card which advertises his services as a Justice of the Peace - weddings five dollars or one heifer]



Elanita Toreno:
Well, I'd like to see it too, please!


[Elanita reads the card and then tries to tear it up]



Jim Lawrence:
Now wait a minute. You never can tell, we might meet up with someone who's crazy enough to get married sometime.



Elanita Toreno:
Crazy? Well, that's a fine thing to say!



Jim Lawrence:
As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to get a little dizzy myself.

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Bret Maverick:
As my old pappy used to say, "Son, stay clear of weddings because one of them is liable to be your own."

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Wyatt Earp:
We'd like you to come to the wedding, Doc, - if it doesn't interfere with your poker.



Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday:
I'm not good at weddings - only funerals. Deal me out.

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Hope Brady:
Gran, I wonder if Shawn even knows about the wedding.



Alice Grayson Horton:
He saw my invitation, dear.



Hope Brady:
Did he say anything to you?



Alice Grayson Horton:
He was very hurt!



Doug Williams:
Why doesn't that bozo wize up and realize that Belle is the one he loves before it's too late?



Julie Williams:
Darling, please don't call your grandson a bozo!



Doug Williams:
What else do you call a man who allows the love of his life to marry another man?



Alice Grayson Horton:
[Jumping in] Doug Williams!


[Pointing a finger at him matter-of-factly]



Doug Williams:
[Speechless at first] But I wised up eventually.



Hope Brady:
Oh Dad!



Julie Williams:
Oh, I think I'm gonna cry.



Alice Grayson Horton:
Well, that's what weddings are for, I suppose, to support the tissue industry.



Julie Williams:
No Grandma, not tears of joy... Belle is marrying the wrong guy, and everybody here knows it.



Alice Grayson Horton:
Maybe she won't marry Phillip after all.

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Hal Henderson:
Weddings aren't planned a few months ahead. Weddings are planned from the time the girl's about six.

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[first lines]


[Paula has brought Sam to her home]



Priscilla Powers:
Aagh! Paula, how could you do this?



Paula Powers:
Come on, mom, PLEASE don't be so dramatic!



Priscilla Powers:
I have been planning for months the weddings of you and Collins Hedgeworth.



Paula Powers:
No, mother! He didn't ask me, he asked *you*!



Bigby Powers:
Shut up, young lady! Just sit down and sit your lips. You are engaged to Collins Hedgeworth.



Bigby Powers:
[to Sam] Did you know, that she was engaged to Collins Hedgeworth?



Sam Freeman:
Sir, I realize, that there is a conflict, but...



Bigby Powers:
[to Priscilla] You see, he understands...



Bigby Powers:
[to Sam] You are the comflict, jackass!



Sam Freeman:
Mr. Powers, we are in love. And I think, that it should be fair, if you were invited to the wedding, that's all!



Bigby Powers:
Get out of my manshion!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[last lines]



Rita Billingsley:
You know weddings are the happiest events I could possibly dream of and yet some how when they're over it's always so sad.



Rosie Bean:
Yea, I know what you mean.



Rita Billingsley:
You must have had a beautiful wedding. Did you?



Rosie Bean:
Oh yea, I had a great weddin'. Umm, it wasn't anything like this. We were real poor but it was beautiful and my husband Russell looked so handsome. You know all the girls were after him, but he picked me to marry. Yea I think that was the happiest day of my life. But you're right, when it's over it gets real sad.

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Dorothy:
What are you trying to say, Rose? Weddings make you HOT?



Rose:
YES!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Rosie:
Are you nervous?



Robbie:
I'm actually not that nervous. I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.



Rosie:
I didn't mean about the wedding. I meant about the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?



Robbie:
Uh...



Rosie:
Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.



Robbie:
Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about.



Rosie:
That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today!

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Beth:
"Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception."

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Maggie Carpenter:
Benedict.



Ike Graham:
Arnold.



Maggie Carpenter:
I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.



Ike Graham:
Should I be writing this down?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Habib Halal:
[at wedding] Rocky. I didn't bring any rice, man. Whatta we gonna throw?



Rocky:
Habib. Don't worry about the rice. I got eccys, instead.



Habib Halal:
Eccys? My god. Weddings can be so expensive.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Tess Ocean:
[while trying to get through a crowd of fans thinking she's Julia Roberts] How is this going to get Danny out?



Linus Caldwell:
We need someone famous.



Tess Ocean:
Why didn't you get someone famous?



Linus Caldwell:
Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.



Tess Ocean:
[rather bewildered] She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral.



Linus Caldwell:
'I'. 'I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral'! Just protect your fake baby!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.More [08/14/2011 04:08:16]
Now very often events are set up for photographers... The weddings are orchestrated about the photographers taking the picture, because if it hasn't been photographed it doesn't really exist.More [04/09/2013 03:04:06]
People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I was the official wedding photographer at one of my best friends' weddings. Fortunately she was one of the most easygoing brides ever, so she made it easy for me.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The whole thing about reality weddings is that it gives people the ability to peek over the fence to see how others are doing it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The more established you are in society, the more pageantry there tends to be at the weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A lot of our brides are leaning toward outdoor weddings or destination weddings. The location is playing a big part in the style of gown they select.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Although weddings are emotional and spiritual, they also represent a series of business transactions. This book teaches the basics of negotiation and how to apply them to meetings with vendors.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you're into genealogy, read the newspaper. If I don't read anything else in the newspaper, I read the births, weddings and obituaries.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That's popular. People have home videos and want them on DVDs and we can provide that or make copies of weddings or birthday parties to send to family members. We do more than 800 video dubs a year, with the VHS to DVD being the most popular.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Brides are continually looking for ways to make every aspect of their wedding day a true reflection of their personality. As color is becoming an increasingly popular addition to the wedding dress, brides are finding it an easy way to further express themselves and make their wedding dress unique. We know that the trend is real, as we've observed it at several celebrity weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can't say I'm a big fan. I understand where the pressure is to do this because so many couples pay for their weddings themselves these days and they don't want to give up that dream of having a big wedding. But it seems like kind of a sell-out. This is a major life moment and I think you should do it within your means rather than trying to turn it into a marketing event.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our catered events, not just weddings, but anniversaries and different types of parties are very strong in January and February.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's so nice to have all the added space of our new store. The first floor is strictly about weddings — bridal, mothers, bridesmaids, flower girls, tuxedos and accessories, plus invitations and the rest. Upstairs is now devoted to prom, after-five and special-occasion dresses.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's so nice to have all the added space of our new store. The first floor is strictly about weddings bridal, mothers, bridesmaids, flower girls, tuxedos and accessories, plus invitations and the rest. Upstairs is now devoted to prom, after-five and special-occasion dresses.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We've really tried to maintain integrity in our business relationships. Keeping customers satisfied brings referrals and that is where at least 75 percent of our business comes from. The wedding business has been a big boost for us. I love doing weddings and soon discovered that not many businesses are doing weddings anymore because they require handling so many details. But we love doing it, and it's been a vital part of our business.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
And so it was settled. Sam Gamgee married Rose Cotton in the spring of 1420 (which was also famous for its weddings), and they came and lived at Bag End. And if Sam thought himself lucky, Frodo knew that he was more lucky himself; for there was not a hobbit in the Shire that was looked after with such care. When the labours or repair had all been planned and set going he took to a quiet life, writing a good deal and going through all his notes. He resigned the office of Deputy Mayor at the Free Fair that Midsummer, andMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I played in front of every conceivable audience you could face: an all-black audience, all-white, firemen's fairs, policemen's balls, in front of supermarkets, bar mitzvahs, weddings, drive-in theaters. I'd seen it all before I ever walked into a recording studio.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have always thought beach weddings are beautiful. A sunset ceremony with a beautiful sky, white drapes and fire lanterns.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sire," Oliver said as he helped Petunia to her feet, "I'd like to marry Petunia. "Of course you would," retorted the King Gregor. "But not right now! we just got those two taken care of." He pointed to the twins who were still trying to play Christian's odd game. "And weddings are expensive!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now very often events are set up for photographers... The weddings are orchestrated about the photographers taking the picture, because if it hasn't been photographed it doesn't really exist.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nature never quite goes along with us. She is somber at weddings, sunny at funerals, and she frowns on ninety-nine out of a hundred picnics.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I sing along with Britney Spears I will sing in an American accent. But eventually I found my own voice. My songs are so brutally honest, it would be alien to sing in any accent other than my own. Don't get me wrong - I can imitate singers. I can do bar mitzvahs and weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Well, I actually first got into music as a small child, and as I became a teen, I sought out making money from music, weather that was singing lounge gigs, backup in studios, or weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm a firm believer that lighting affects mood, and twinkly lights on strings bring something magical to occasions ranging from concerts to weddings, though I'm fond of using them as year-round home decor. There's a reason why they're sometimes called fairy lights. When the night is right, there aren't any strings at all.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The sky was the colour of sad weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was the official wedding photographer at one of my best friends' weddings. Fortunately she was one of the most easygoing brides ever, so she made it easy for me.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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