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If an eloquent speaker speak not the truth, is there a more horrid kind of object in creation?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
All the great speakers were bad speaker at first.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The traveler to the United States will do well to prepare himself for the class-consciousness of the natives. This differs from the already familiar English version in being more extreme and based more firmly on the conviction that the class to which the speaker belongs is inherently superior to all others.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A good speaker makes a good liar.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is not the language but the speaker that we want to understand.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A good speaker is a good listener who hears what lessor speakers fail to.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Lincoln was the greatest speaker and he was ridiculed for how he looked, you know?More [11/03/2006 12:11:00]
A plain speaker without airs or affectations, the chief fostered a spirit of collegiality among the nine of us perhaps unparalleled in the courtís history.More [07/02/2007 12:07:00]
Simon: [talking to police on speaker phone] Well, is the ebony samaritan there?
Zeus: You got a problem with ebony?
Simon: No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.More [09/05/2007 12:09:00]
[Jesse attacked a speaker box]
Chester: Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude.
Jesse: I'm not the one who called the Dalia Lama a fag!More [10/04/2007 12:10:00]
Mulligan:
What happened here?



Little Bonaparte:
[referring to Spats and his thugs] There was something in that cake that didn't agree with them.



Mulligan:
My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room until I get the recipe.



Little Bonaparte:
You wanna make a federal case of it?



Mulligan:
[grabs the speaker of Little Bonaparte's hearing aid] Yeah!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Pete Malloy:
You know what this is?



Jim Reed:
Yes sir, it's a police car.



Pete Malloy:
This black and white patrol car has an overhead valve V8 engine. It develops 325 horsepower at 4800 RPM's. It accelerates from 0 to 60 in seven seconds; it has a top speed of 120 miles an hour. It's equipped with a multi channeled DFE radio and an electronic siren capable of admitting three variables, wale, yelp, and alert. It also serves as an outside radio speaker and public address system. The automobile has two shotgun racks, one attached to the bottom portion of the front seat, one in the vehicle trunk. Attached to the middle of the dash, illuminated by a single bulb is a hot sheet desk. Fastened to which you will always make sure is the latest one off the teletype before you ever roll.



Jim Reed:
Yes sir.



Pete Malloy:
It's your life insurance and mine. You take care of it and it'll take care of you.



Jim Reed:
Yes sir. You want me to drive?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[about the Greek Poet]



Augustus:
I've asked him to prepare a piece to celebrate the seventh anniversary of the battle of Actium.



Marcellus:
[Sarcastically] Oh no.



Augustus:
What's the matter? Is it too boring for you?



Marcellus:
We had one last year.



Augustus:
That was last year and the speaker was very dull. This man they say is wonderful.



Marcellus:
[Impersonating the speaker from last year] "Seven year this day did Antony's hopes sink in the harbor of Actium"



Augustus:
You see how the young mock the battle scares of their elders?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Col. Stephen Mackenzie:
[On speaker phone] I don't have to tell you what we're up against!



Dr. Jonathan Chamberlain:
What you're up against? I may be the only doctor for a thousand potential plague victims if I haven't caught it myself.



Col. Stephen Mackenzie:
That's exactly why it's important to contain the disease now and why you'll all be heading for an isolation facility in Poland, where you'll get the very best...



Dr. Jonathan Chamberlain:
In the meantime, what do you intend I fight it with? Aspirin?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Thomas P. 'Tip' O'Neill:
Actually, I'm Speaker of the House.



Norm:
Hah! That would make you Tip O'Neill, and me...


[recognizes him]



Norm:
...a horse's ass.



Thomas P. 'Tip' O'Neill:
You said it, not me.

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ALF:
Hey, what's going on in here?



Willie:
We're having a family meeting.



ALF:
Oh I get it, freeze out the alien. I guess I'm not part of the family.



Kate:
Uh ALF, we thought you were watching The 3 Stooges.



ALF:
I turned it off. Somehow I just can't buy Shemp as a surgeon.



Brian:
Curly was a senator once.



ALF:
True, and Moe was Speaker of the House.



Willie:
Could we put an end to the Stooge talk here for a minute?



ALF:
Sootaintly, whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo, ha ha ha.

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Billy the Kid:
Not bad, eh, Socrates? Where are we, dude?



Bill:
England, 15th century.



Ted:
We are in most excellent shape for our report.



Bill:
Yeah, all we need is one more speaker from medieval.



Billy the Kid:
Excellent.



Bill:
Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.

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Mike Hamar:
[Displays a drive-in speaker at a 1950s memorabilia auction] As you can see, gentlemen, this is an authentic drive-in movie speaker. It dates all the way back to the 50s.



Red Green:
Where'd you get that?



Mike Hamar:
At the Possum Lake Drive-In Theatre.



Red Green:
You got that in the 50s?



Mike Hamar:
No, I got it on Saturday night. But it is old and there was a movie from the 50s playing at the time: "The Ten Commandments."



Red Green:
I guess you left before they got to "Thou shalt not steal."



Mike Hamar:
Look, I know we all like to kid about my criminal records, but, Mr. Green, I'm actually a little hurt. I did not steal this speaker! I just had to leave in a hurry and I forgot it was still stuck in the window. Honest!



Red Green:
What was the big rush?



Mike Hamar:
The car's owner came back from the snack bar.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Caryl Kellogg:
Blake and Danny are still in the minivan, behaving I hope.



Blake Kellogg:
[speaking into the drive-thru speaker at Dougals] And a hundred and twenty-eight Double Dougals, you dork!



Tiffany:
Do you need a bag for that?

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Henry Crawford:
Fanny, you have created sensations which my heart has never known before.



Fanny Price:
Please.



Henry Crawford:
There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.



Fanny Price:
Mr. Crawford, do not speak nonsense.



Henry Crawford:
Nonsense?



Fanny Price:
You are such a fine speaker that I'm afraid you may actually end in convincing yourself.



Henry Crawford:
Fanny. You are killing me.



Fanny Price:
No man dies of love but on the stage.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
The Caller:
Well, there is someone I'd like you to call.



Stu:
Name it.



The Caller:
Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth.


[Stu laughs nervously]



Stu:
I don't know what you're talking about pal.



The Caller:
No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work.



Stu:
No!



The Caller:
Then I guess I'll have to do it.



Stu:
Look don't!



The Caller:
Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.



Stu:
Yer fucking kiddin'!



The Caller:
Stu, I never kid.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Announcer:
I'm Jerry Orbach, and I'm going to see the hit new independent feature "Lost Souls" with Winona Ryder and the cast of "Friends." Featuring the new hit soundtrack by Pearl Jam, Bette Midler, Boys II Men, and Yo Yo Ma Ma, Yo Yo Ma's new orchestral rap group. Sponsored by Miramax and the Gap with their new FilmWear line.... Now you can record your message here by pressing PLAY.



Ally:
[She looks at the card for a second. Then she presses PLAY and speaks into the speaker mike] My cards look nothing like this.


[She plays it back. Then she records another message]



Ally:
I hate this. All the films are sold out. I can't get into any of the parties. I am freezing my butt off here. And -



Announcer:
Your message is complete.

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Doofer:
[while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?



Adam:
[sighs] What tape?



Doofer:
The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.


[Adam looks up in surprise]



Dave:
[turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?



Doofer:
[cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over


[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]



Doofer:
Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked


[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]



Doofer:
. Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything


[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]



Doofer:
. You could see the safe right next to his bed!



Adam:
[enraged] You were watching my tape?



Doofer:
[under his breath] ... Noooooooo


[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]

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Gallagher:
I have so much to say when I'm driving and I only have a horn. A horn don't say enough. A horn just goes, "screeeeeeeew yooooooou!" Right? I want a microphone. A microphone with a speaker on top, like the cops got. You can have 'em, too. Freedom of speech includes volume.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Eddie Izzard:
[to a crew member who is moving a speaker from the front of the stage to the side] Oh no, leave it there. It's quite nice there. Oh yeah, that's better. Oh, I see. You're giving me space so my feet can be seen. Yeah, that's


[pause]



Eddie Izzard:
a big part of comedy.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[after shooting a speaker in an elevator that is playing cheesy music]



Max Payne:
Thank you.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Beanie:
Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.

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Beanie:
I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm welcome Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.

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Marlene:
It was just a real estate seminar. The last one was a motivational speaker telling us how to stay focused. Blah, blah, blah... I fell asleep!

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I have been in America only once since Mr. Clinton became your president - as a speaker at the United Nations.More [07/30/2009 12:07:00]
For a season, a gifted speaker can inspire with his words, but for a lifetime John McCain has inspired with his deeds.More [07/18/2011 01:07:10]
In all sincere speech there is power, not necessarily great power, but as much as the speaker is capable of.More [08/01/2011 11:08:38]
I've broken my nose, I've broken ribs. You name it. In fact, we just got back from South America, and I fell over a monitor speaker on the stage and almost ended up in the front row of the audience. I managed to sprain my wrist on that one but luckily nothing was broken.More [09/11/2011 05:09:38]
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.More [10/12/2011 12:10:53]
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.More [10/12/2011 12:10:13]
The progress in Iraq is still fragile. And it could still be reversed. Iraq still faces innumerable challenges, and they will be evident during what will likely be a difficult process as the newly elected Council of Representatives selects the next prime minister, president, and speaker of the council.More [10/24/2011 12:10:50]
The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it.More [11/29/2011 01:11:45]
While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying.More [04/23/2012 01:04:00]
Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists.More [05/07/2012 01:05:03]
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
When the Grateful Dead needed a quality sound system to deliver our sonic payload, I learned electronics and speaker design.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
One of the things that I did before I ran for president is I was a professional speaker. Not a motivational speaker - an inspirational speaker. Motivation comes from within. You have to be inspired. That's what I do. I inspire people, I inspire the public, I inspire my staff. I inspired the organizations I took over to want to succeed.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I supported my friend Congressman Shuler over former Speaker Nancy Pelosi during our party's leadership elections in November citing a need for new leadership.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
We fear that the glittering generalities of the speaker have left
an impression more delightful than permanent.
- Franklin J. Dickman,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The heads of political blocs will meet on Saturday to discuss the presidency, prime minister and speaker posts.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The speaker packages are hanging on scaffolding and pointed right at the audience. It's not necessarily louder, just much clearer to the patron.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am not a public speaker and never will be.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Lincoln was the greatest speaker and he was ridiculed for how he looked, you know?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The empirical usability of the sacred ceremonial words makes both the speaker and listener believe in their corporeal presence.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The speaker must choose a comprehensible [verstandlich] expression so that speaker and hearer can understand one another.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests in having an equal number of Republicans and Democrats.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For a season, a gifted speaker can inspire with his words, but for a lifetime John McCain has inspired with his deeds.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The unprepared speaker has a right to be afraid.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A speaker who is attempting to move people to thought or action must concern himself with Pathos.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Writing is nothing less than thought transference, the ability to send one's ideas out into the world, beyond time and distance, taken at the value of the words, unbound from the speaker.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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