Get thee a good husband and use him as he uses thee.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When we say a woman is of a certain social class, we really mean her husband or father is.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The elephant, not only the largest but the most intelligent of animals, provides us with an excellent example. It is faithful and tenderly loving to the female of its choice, mating only every third year and then for no more than five days, and so secretly as never to be seen, until, on the sixth day, it appears and goes at once to wash its whole body in the river, unwilling to return to the herd until thus purified. Such good and modest habits are an example to husband and wife.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night, she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question: Is this all?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Through all the employments of life each neighbor abuses his brother; whore and rogue they call husband and wife: All professions be-rogue one another.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
She who makes her husband and her children happy, who reclaims the one from vice, and trains up the other to virtue, is a much greater character than the ladies described in romance, whose whole occupation is to murder mankind with shafts from their quiver or their eyes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The longer a man lives in this world the more he must be convinced that all domestic quarrels had better never be obtruded on the public; for, let the husband be right, or let him be wrong, there is always a sympathy existing for women which is certain to give the man the worst of it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Wherever the citizen becomes indifferent to his fellows, so will the husband be to his wife, and the father of a family toward the members of his household.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There are two kinds of marriages -- where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Sorrow for a husband is like a pain in the elbow, sharp and short.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A good husband is healthy and absent.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The hood-winked husband shows his anger, and the word jealous is flung in his face. Jealous husband equals betrayed husband. And there are women who look upon jealousy as synonymous with impotence, so that the betrayed husband can only shut his eyes, powerless in the face of such accusations.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A woman never knows what she really wants until she fins out what her husband cannot afford.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Intuition is what tells a wife her husband has done wrong before he thinks of doing it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Beatrice Ocean: [to Danny Oceans] Oh, Danny. What a prize you are. The only husband in the world who'd proposition his own wife. More [07/08/2005 12:07:00]
Maria Kelly: When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.More [08/19/2005 12:08:00]
Josephine: You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't... dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then you're... then you're crazy.More [09/22/2005 12:09:00]
Josephine: [hitting her husband over the head with a cooking pan] Who says I can't use a skillet?More [09/22/2005 12:09:00]
Comte de Reynaud: I hear you are harbouring Mme Muscat.
Vianne Rocher: You make her sound like a fugitive.
Comte de Reynaud: She *is* a fugitive. From her marriage vows which have been sanctified by God.
Vianne Rocher: Joséphine? Can you come out here a moment? Let his grace take a look at you.
[shows the Comte a huge bruise on Joséphine's head]
Vianne Rocher: Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
Comte de Reynaud: I am sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Josephine: Tell him to repent on someone else's head.More [09/22/2005 12:09:00]
Chuyia's Father: [to young Chuyia] Child. Do you remember getting married? Your husband is dead. You're a widow now.More [12/02/2005 12:12:00]
Ray Hicks: When I tell you the story of my life you'll eat your heart out.
Marge Converse: How did you turn out?
Ray Hicks: Well, your husband once told somebody I was a psychopath.
Marge Converse: That's the kind of thing he'd say.
Ray Hicks: Do you think he could be right?
Marge Converse: It's a very imprecise term.More [02/03/2006 12:02:00]
Mrs. MacIntyre: [looking at photos of her husband cheating on her] You idiot! These pictures are of me!
[Harry Crumb falls backwards in his chair]
Harry Crumb: What? Let me see those.
Mrs. MacIntyre: Give them here.
Harry Crumb: Not so fast. I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
Mrs. MacIntyre: What?
Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazball husband is as low as it gets!
Mrs. MacIntyre: I don't belive this!
Harry Crumb: Belive what you want, lady. But don't belive it here.
Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse for a human being!
Harry Crumb: Says you!More [02/05/2006 12:02:00]
An acquaintance of my husband with a long criminal record and a record of mental illness walked into a pawnshop, ... It took him about five minutes to purchase a shotgun. He handed it to Kurt on April 6, and on April 7 he was found dead. That's how easy it is.More [03/21/2006 12:03:00]
With my goal to make a family drama and also my artistic aspirations of doing things which are a bit edgy, I've gotten a really happy marriage in 'The Weather Man', ... Gore went outside the box and did something personal and artistic, but at the same time it hits all the right notes in terms of children that may be going through a divorce, or a husband and wife dealing with it in a way that's not Pollyanna or saccharine or B.S. I haven't made that many movies like it. I know I've never made a movie as individual as 'The Weather Man' in dealing with family issues.More [05/25/2006 12:05:00]
My mother's husband died when I was 4, and I thought he was my dad until I was 15 and found out that my legal guardian was my real dad. He kind of acted like my dad, anyway. But he wasn't with my mother living at home with us. It's an unusual kind of story, but it was cool because I had two dads for a while, and it was useful in creating the character in the movie.More [05/26/2006 12:05:00]
“You can't have a relationship when you're shooting a 14-hour day and your husband is shooting a 14-hour day in the same city. It's a time thing and it's a together thing.”More [06/01/2006 12:06:00]
We often don't think of them, we think of the great wars and the great battles, but what about losing a son or a daughter, or a girl losing her husband or vice versa? I think of the people who never got the chance to have the opportunities I had.More [06/20/2006 12:06:00]
“I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.”More [08/02/2006 12:08:00]
“I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.”More [08/07/2006 12:08:00]
“I finally had a honeymoon with my husband in Italy.”More [08/08/2006 12:08:00]
I'm shy, and I'm in love with my husband and sex is something I only do with him, yet I have to believably pretend that I'm in love with some actor.More [08/10/2006 12:08:00]
Everything in life comes to an end. I've known loss. I've lost my husband, I've lost friends. When my husband died, I was devastated.More [08/16/2006 12:08:00]
“I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time.”More [08/21/2006 12:08:00]
They see a work ethic in both of us. But, they also see that my husband is more in control of his future, and I am more reliant on other sources for my career.More [08/23/2006 12:08:00]
My husband says I can do anything I put my mind to, but the truth i, the only thing I want to do is act.More [09/12/2006 12:09:00]
So I delegate a lot and I make my family come first, my husband and our kids.More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]
“[NEW YORK, New York (CNN)--In] Something to Talk About ... She realizes upon discovering that her husband is having an affair that her life has not only become something different than what she wanted. She has in fact become indifferent to it, and she's forced to stop and do something about her life to actively take control of it.”More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.More [10/04/2006 12:10:00]
I don't think my husband was ever obsessed with me, but he certainly loved me. I'm not sure if obsession is a good thing.More [10/08/2006 12:10:00]
My husband is from Hawaii and his father who was also born in Hawaii was a teenager when Pearl Harbor happened, right before church and he ran up and got on the roof of his grandfather's house and watched the planes go over.More [10/08/2006 12:10:00]
My first husband and I are still good friends and there is no earthly reason why I should not see him. Larry and I are very much in love.More [10/16/2006 12:10:00]
My husband came to see me in my dressing room. He admitted he had been in love with Miss Plowright for three months.More [10/16/2006 12:10:00]
“It's great exploring a new area and it's less posh and more real, which my husband really appreciates, ... A lot of our friends live there, too, so I'm seeing a whole other side to London that I didn't know.”More [11/04/2006 12:11:00]
“Last summer we rented this little house by the beach; it was me, my husband Bart and our two kids. All I can say is that I did more laundry than I ever thought was possible. My son likes to play in his socks outside. Every five minutes I'm like, 'Those socks are filthy. Hand them over right now.' Suddenly I'd be standing there with another mound of laundry.”More [11/06/2006 12:11:00]
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