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There are men so incorrigibly lazy that no inducement that you can offer will tempt them to work; so eaten up by vice that virtue is abhorrent to them, and so inveterately dishonest that theft is to them a master passion. When a human being has reached that stage, there is only one course that can be rationally pursued. Sorrowfully, but remorselessly, it must be recognized that he has become lunatic, morally demented, incapable of self-government, and that upon him, therefore, must be passed the sentence of permanent seclusion from a world in which he is not fit to be at large.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He invades authors like a monarch; and what would be theft in other poets is only victory in him.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Every gun that is fired, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Movie Hoodlum #1: [after Raph trips them to sabotage a theft and threatens them with a sai] What the hell was that?
Movie Hoodlum #2: I - I dunno.
Casey Jones: [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty.
[knocks them over with his hockey stick]
Casey Jones: Two minutes for slashing...
[does it again]
Casey Jones: Two minutes for hooking...
[again]
Casey Jones: And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Ritter: Jack, computer theft is a serious crime.
[hangs up the phone]
Jack Ryan: [to himself] So are crimes against the Constitution.More [04/05/2007 12:04:00]
“Online banking account hijacking is the fastest-growing form of identity theft we monitor, ... Regulators want to get in front of the problem rather than be reactive.”More [10/01/2007 12:10:00]
[looking at a car Corlis and Atlee have just stolen]
Hawkins: What's this?
Maindrian Pace: A Cadillac.
Hawkins: What's wrong with it?
Maindrian Pace: Oh, it's, er, theft recovery.More [12/28/2007 12:12:00]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
I am willing to bet you ten thousand francs, that the phantom is in Cortina at this very moment. Even, perhaps, in this very room.



Simone Clouseau:
How exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker?



Tucker:
Oh, I agree with the inspector. You see, Ten of his last fifteen victims have been guests at Angela Dunning's parties.



Sir Charles Lytton:
What are we all talking about?



Simone Clouseau:
The notorious Phantom.



Princess Dala:
I'm afraid I never heard of him.



Sir Charles Lytton:
From the little I've read about him, he seems to be quite a fellow.



Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Believe me. There are few thieves who are as clever as the Phantom. Each theft is completely different and unique, classic in its conception.



George Lytton:
I thought you were working on the theory that he does repeat himself.



Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Well, only as far as Angela Dunning's parties are concerned. However, there is one other duplication, but that is his ah... trademark, his calling card, so to speak. He always leaves a white monogrammed glove.



Princess Dala:
Sounds terribly theatrical.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Sherlock Holmes:
Ah, now, now, we know for a fact that Giles was on the boat.



Dr. Watson:
No, we don't.



Sherlock Holmes:
Oh. Well, we do know for a fact that Giles arrived in Windermere.



Dr. Watson:
No he didn't.



Sherlock Holmes:
(He didn't? I thought he did.) Ah. Well, we really know that Giles was behind the theft of the printing plates.



Dr. Watson:
No, he wasn't.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Connie Ling:
[On the morning news, on TV] I'm standing in front of an East L.A. garage which is the latest link in a chain of six chop shops busted by the L.A.P.D. in the last three days. This is Auto Theft Detective Nick Pulovski. You seem to have gone out of your way to ensure we were here for these raids.



Nick Pulovski:
Well, that's right, ma'am. I realize that homicides and splashy robberies get most of the headlines, but it's about time this crime gets the attention it deserves. It's impossible to make a real dent. But it is possible to hurt individual assholes who fuck it up for everyone. Now, I happen to know of a prick that's responsible for the whole fucking operation, and that son of bitch is hurting out there, and I'm fucking liking it.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Al:
Well thank you, Tim! Ilene broke up with me. She took my car and said never wants to see me again.



Tim:
Al, she's coming back.



Al:
How do you know?



Tim:
If she doesn't, it's grand theft auto.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Judge Cameo:
The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts.



Bullwinkle:
And three dukes and seven earls. Ha ha ha ha.



Judge Cameo:
Make that 19.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[Bond and Christmas emerge from the ruptured pipeline]



James Bond:
[to Christmas as she emerges from the pipeline] Come on, give me your hand. Jump, jump, jump.



Dr. Christmas Jones:
Do you wanna explain why you did that? I could have stopped that bomb! You almost killed us!



James Bond:
I DID kill us! She thinks we're dead and she thinks she got away with it!



Dr. Christmas Jones:
Do you wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak spy. Who's she?



James Bond:
Elektra King.



Dr. Christmas Jones:
Well, why would she blow up her own pipeline?



James Bond:
It makes her look innocent. The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium. And they make it look like a terrorist attack.



Dr. Christmas Jones:
[takes a tin of plutonium out of her bag] But why leave this half?



James Bond:
So there's enough to spread around to cover up for the part that they did take



Dr. Christmas Jones:
But what are they gonna do with the other half? Its not enough to make a nuclear bomb.



James Bond:
You're the scientist. You tell me?



Dr. Christmas Jones:
I don't know. But the world's greatest terrorist running around with 6 kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I have to get it back. Or somebody's gonna have my ass.



James Bond:
First things first.


[talks into the two-way radio attatched to his belt]



James Bond:
Bond to Robinson, do you copy?



Dr. Christmas Jones:
By the way, before we go any further, I just want to know. What's the story with you and Elektra?



James Bond:
We're stictly plutonic, now.


[into two-way]



James Bond:
Bond to Robinson, copy?



James Bond:
[to Chrismas] What's your story? What are you doing here in Kazakhstan?



Dr. Christmas Jones:
Avoiding those kind of questions just like you.



Robinson:
[from two way] I read you, Double-Oh-Seven. Red Alert. M is missing with Elektra, three men down. Await instructions. Out.



Dr. Christmas Jones:
What do we do now?



James Bond:
There's one critical element here I may have overlooked.



Dr. Christmas Jones:
What, more plutonium?



James Bond:
No. Beluga caviar.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Cadpig:
Is it possible that I was an unclear communicator? Demonstrated poor listening skills? Was too caught up in my mission to assess Lance's needs?



Lucky, Spot, Rolly:
Uh-huh!



Rolly:
And don't forget to add a count of Grand Theft Lobster!



Spot:
Hey, you were just trying to help a fellow creature. We know your heart was in the right place.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Cadpig:
What is he so testy about? It's not like it was grand theft auto.



Spot:
That's exactly what it was, Cadpig!



Cadpig:
Picky, picky.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[commenting on the theft of the Green Destiny sword once again]



Sir Te:
They take it, they return it, they take it again... this place is becoming everyone's private storeroom!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Guard:
So Mr. Bond, what do you know about the theft of the GoldenEye?



James Bond:
Ourumov stole it. He's a traitor.



Guard:
Nonsense, Mr. Bond. General Ourumov is a hero of the Soviet Union.



James Bond:
Perhaps he was one, but he has betrayed you now



Guard:
All lies, Mr. Bond! You are nothing but a terrorist! You will be executed along with that foolish girl!



James Bond:
Natalya has done nothing wrong. She knows what happened at Severnaya.



Guard:
Really? Well, we'll just have to ask her about that. I'm sure she can be persuaded to answer out questions more fully.



Guard:
New orders from the general-Shoot the spy at once!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Tec:
Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?



B-rad:
Grand Theft Auto 3.



Tec:
Word? Can I borrow that?



B-rad:
You got a, uh, Playstation 2?



Tec:
Nah, I got GameCast.



B-rad:
GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?



Tec:
Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
The name of "reform" simply covers what is latently a process of the theft of the national heritage. More [07/07/2011 05:07:07]
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.More [07/09/2011 09:07:37]
I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong, but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden, by simply locking you up.More [09/07/2011 10:09:52]
The video game culture was an important thing to keep alive in the film because we're in a new era right now. The idea that kids can play video games like Grand Theft Auto or any video game is amazing. The video games are one step before a whole other virtual universe.More [09/21/2011 04:09:18]
Having come across the undeniable fact of theft of our gas from the export pipe and in order to ensure energy security for Europe, we have decided to take all possible measures to ensure that Western consumers continue to receive gas in accordance with the contracts in effect.More [12/24/2011 02:12:39]
Preserving such a situation would mean encouraging theft on the path of our gas to Europe. Therefore, all our foreign partners are warned that, while we are doing everything possible to keep up our gas exports to Europe, Ukraine would bear all the responsibility for any possible disruption of exportsMore [12/24/2011 02:12:02]
If the theft continues at this pace, the volume and cost of the stolen gas will rise quite considerably.More [12/24/2011 02:12:21]
If the theft continues at this pace, the volume and cost of the stolen gas will rise quite considerably.”More [12/24/2011 02:12:30]
By the democratic principles we espouse, government cannot have a right that citizens do not grant it. There are certain things that a person has no right to do. A person has no right to murder or rape another. Therefore, people cannot grant government authority to murder and rape. Similarly, no person has the right to forcibly take the property of one person in order to give it to another. Therefore, people cannot grant government authority to do the same thing. If I forcibly took property from one person, for any reason, most people would condemn it as theft, an immoral act. Theft or any other immoral act does not become moral because it is done by government acting on behalf of a consensus or majority vote just as murder or rape does not become a moral act simply because of a consensus or majority vote.More [01/06/2012 01:01:58]
If you are looking for a producer, try to contact established producers. Don't let the fear of theft paralyze you, or you will never get anywhere with it.More [02/07/2012 05:02:03]
What Chine made for United States is the greatest theft in the Human History.More [07/01/2016 05:07:10]
According to the Privacy Rights Center, up to 10 million Americans are victims of ID theft each year. They have a right to be notified when their most sensitive health data is stolen.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
As problems like identity theft become more prevalent, now more than ever, Americans need to take their financial health seriously - and this information is of the utmost importance.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Property is not theft, but a good deal of theft becomes property.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Identity is theft of the selfMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Exclusive property is a theft against nature.
[Fr., La propriete exclusive est un vol dans la nature.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Yet thanks I must you con
That you are thieves professed, that you work not
In holier shapes; for there is boundless theft
In limited professions.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why, simpleton, do you mix your verses with mine? What have you
to do, foolish man, with writings that convict you of theft? Why
do you attempt to associate foxes with lions, and make owls pass
for eagles? Though you had one of Ladas's legs, you would not be
able, blockhead, to run with the other leg of wood.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are men so incorrigibly lazy that no inducement that you can offer will tempt them to work; so eaten up by vice that virtue is abhorrent to them, and so inveterably dishonest that theft is to them a master passion.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is a form of racism to say that those who criticize
the violence and theft of the Sharon regime are antiSemitic.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Operation Web Snare is the largest and most successful collaborative law-enforcement operation ever conducted to prosecute online fraud, stop identity theft, and prevent other computer-related crimes,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
ID theft and security breaches are crimes like any other - they won't completely go away. So we have to try to reduce the amount of data that's at risk.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[Her lawyer, Robert Axelrod, said there was no doubt she committed the theft, but she claimed she was influenced by her then-boyfriend, Roberto Solis.] The evidence of the physical acts are quite overwhelming. But there are mitigating factors, ... He brainwashed her.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Is it okay to shoplift from a store that's doing well? It's called piracy, but the reality is that it's nothing more than theft.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Identity Theft 911 congratulates Rutgers on stepping up on behalf of the university community. We're honored that Rutgers has chosen us to join them in fighting this epidemic.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The name of "reform" simply covers what is latently a process of the theft of the national heritage.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
New computer technology to prevent auto theft is being added to more and more new vehicle keys each year. However, motorists who lose these new high-tech car keys often face delays, inconvenience and significantly more expense in replacing keys, because locksmiths and other car repair facilities cannot obtain the information they need from car manufacturers in order to reproduce electronic keys.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most companies think their data is secure because employees are assigned limited access rights, but we all know how easy it is to obtain someone else's password. In addition, the level of personnel involved in theft means they automatically have access to critical data and, on a bad day, or if they are forced to leave, making the data available for a sum of money is a simple and profitable option and easy to accomplish.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am concerned about mail theft; I am concerned about the graffiti.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The theft of money that is used to buy a house doesn't mean she stole the house.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Arizona offers a climate unusually conducive to identity theft.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But we're always concerned about any theft.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For instance, identity theft, can be an issue with regard to this industry.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Small business owners know that their most critical asset is their information, yet it is stored on computers that can crash and are susceptible to viruses, power outages and theft. Backup systems won't protect data if a virus causes a network/computer crash before the data is backed up at the end of the day. This is why continuous protection is important.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We have no indication that any of the information's been misused. We went back and monitored activity in accounts since the theft, and we find nothing to indicate there's any unusual or suspicious activity.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now ITAC has achieved its second objective, getting more information about cases of identity theft into the hands of law enforcement agencies and getting it there faster,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
ITAC was driven by [financial services] CEOs who recognized that identity theft was a huge problem for their customers and their companies, ... They realized they were doing a good job of helping their customers within their four walls, but also understood that identity theft goes beyond these walls to other companies. ITAC reduces the frustration and delay associated with the consumer experience [of restoring their identity].More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some criminals have learned that impersonating the deceased is a successful way to commit identity theft.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We're seeing almost as much interest and concerns in background checks as we were seeing in identity theft about a decade ago.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think it's probably going to be as big of an issue as identity theft has been for the past decade. We hear from people almost daily who are having problems with their background checks.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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