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War is just another government program. More Joseph Sobran
Nature provides exceptions to every rule. More Margaret Fuller
America is addicted to wars of distraction. More Barbara Ehrenreich
Frau Farbissina: Remember when we froze your semen? You said that if it didn't look like you were coming back we should try to create an heir so a part of you would live forever?
Dr. Evil: Oh sure.
Frau Farbissina: Well, after a couple of years we got a little... impatient. Dr Evil, I would like you to meet your son.
Dr. Evil: My son?
Frau Farbissina: Ja. SCOTT!
[Scott enters]
Dr. Evil: Hello Scott.
Scott Evil: Hi.
Dr. Evil: I'm your father. Dr Evil.
Scott Evil: I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and *expect* a relationship? I hate you. What?
Dr. Evil: Can I have a hug?
Scott Evil: No.
Dr. Evil: Give me a hug.
Scott Evil: No way.
Dr. Evil: Come on. Let's go. Pronto.
Scott Evil: What are you doing?
Dr. Evil: I'm with it. I'm hip. Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.
Scott Evil: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
[Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out]
Dr. Evil: Hug, hug, hug. More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97]
What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. More Henry David Thoreau
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists. More Sam Ewing
If you want work well done, select a busy man; the other kind has no time. More Elbert Hubbard
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. More Will Rogers
Supply always comes on the heels of demand. More Robert Collier
Memory moderates prosperity, decreases adversity, controls youth and delights old age. More Lactantius Firmianus
The missionary is no longer a man, a conscience. He is a corpse, in the hands of a confraternity, without family, without love, without any of the sentiments that are dear to us. Emasculated, in a sense, by his vow of chastity, he offers us the distressing spectacle of a man deformed and impotent or engaged in a stupid and useless struggle with the sacred needs of the flesh, a struggle which, seven times out of ten, leads him to sodomy, the gallows, or prison. More Paul Gauguin
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. More Henry Brooks Adams
Will and intellect are one and the same. More Benedict (Baruch) Spinoza
Ron Burgundy: [singing] Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, 'When it's right, it's right' / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland: [singing] When everything's a little clearer in the light of day / And we know the night is always gonna be there anyway.
Brian Fantana, Brick Tamland: [singing] Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite / Looking forward to a little afternoon delight / Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite / And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland: [singing] Sky rockets in flight / Afternoon delight.
Ron Burgundy: You guys have it, I think.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland: [singing] Afternoon delight.
Champ Kind: I don't know Ron, That sounds kinda crazy.
Brian Fantana: Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Brick Tamland: Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Brian Fantana: Yeah, he really does.
Brick Tamland: Man.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland: [singing] Afternoon delight. More Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]
There is nothing better than playing a bad girl for two months, then turning around and playing someone sweet. Films give you this opportunity. More Amy Weber
The growth of wisdom may be gauged exactly by the diminution of ill temper. More Friedrich Nietzsche
It takes no genius to observe that a one man band never gets very big. More Charles A. Garfield
Democracy is not so much a form of government as a set of principles. More Woodrow Wilson
We have perhaps a natural fear of ends. We would rather be always on the way than arrive. Given the means, we hang on to them and often forget the ends. More Eric Hoffer
The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done. More Peter Drucker

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