They take unbelievable pleasure in the hideous blast of the hunting horn and baying of the hounds. Dogs dung smells sweet as cinnamon to them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To relive the relationship between owner and slave we can consider how we treat our cars and dogs -- a dog exercising a somewhat similar leverage on our mercies and an automobile being comparable in value to a slave in those days.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Footnotes -- little dogs yapping at the heels of the textMore [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Two dogs strive for a bone and the third one runs off with it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Those who sleep with dogs gets up with fleas.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Beware of silent dogs and still waters.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The lead dog gets the best view. The rest of the dogs view is butt ugly. Of course, the lead dog is also the first to fall into the ravine.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Cry havoc! and let loose the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most. On Other Peoples Expectations: The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Just as humans have a prior right to existence over dogs by virtue of being more highly evolved and having a superior consciousness, so women have a prior right to existence over men. The elimination of any male is, therefore, a righteous and good act, an act highly beneficial to women as well as an act of mercy.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dogs fur overlapping Finkle's hair in a photo] That's it. That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! Oh, my God! Einhorn is a man!More [07/21/2005 12:07:00]
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Angel: My dogs like their meat medium rare. More [07/24/2005 12:07:00]
Dr. Evil: I don't know how to be no crib on MTV, God only knows, got my mini-me and the GP see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name? D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo. I'm a crazy motherfucker, y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's up with that? So I'll make a prophecy from the dogs to the mini-me. Gimme and Escalade, two way, bling-bling on eBay. DOMINO, motherfucker!More [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Sal: [whispers] No dogs allowed!More [09/21/2005 12:09:00]
Elsie: Wait! Wait!
[Miss Ernst and the others stop and turn around]
Elsie: I smell... dogs droppings.
[all the witches gasp and begin to sniff around]
Woman in Black: Ugh! The smell!
Miss Eva Ernst: She's right! Search out this small ampitheatre! Find it! It must be exterminated immediatly!More [11/20/2005 12:11:00]
Tillie: Don't you love it the way dogs sometimes get this look like they got a hectic schedule to follow? Busy, busy, busy!More [01/09/2006 12:01:00]
Barney: [at another party, Barney sees the same old lady, now holding a Shar-Pei in her arm] Hey, it's my favorite dog lady again! How you doing? You have a new dog?
Woman with Dogs: Yes, this is a Shar-Pei; it's a Chinese dog.
Barney: [Barney pulls on the dog's wrinkled skin] Damn, you need to iron this dog, lady. Look at this!
Woman with Dogs: No, stop, that's just how the dog is!
Barney: Shit, you could fit two dogs in here!
[he continues to pull on the dog's loose skin]
Woman with Dogs: [Slapping Barney's hand away] No! Please, stop abusing my dog, you horrible man!
Barney: You have any Vietnamese neighbors?
Woman with Dogs: No, I don't think so.
Barney: Well, if any ever move in, and you go on vacation, believe me, you're going to want to take Fluffy with you! You'll come back and your dog will be missing it's hind leg, saying 'where were you?'
Woman with Dogs: Oh! That's horrible! You terrible, horrible man!
Barney: You go next door and talk to your neighbor, and he'll be standing there, picking his teeth, 'No! We no see Fluffy! What your dog look like? Your dog have big, juicy hind leg?'
Woman with Dogs: Oh, you awful man! Please, go away!
Barney: Fine! I guess this means we can't be pals no more?More [02/07/2006 12:02:00]
He doesn't really know anything different, ... I'm all the time telling him, 'Not all dogs get to live like this, Scout.More [03/20/2006 12:03:00]
Competition is for dogs and horses.More [03/21/2006 12:03:00]
I guess what I like most about NY is that it feels like home to me. I was born here in 1977 and have lived here, on and off, my whole life. I feel very connected to NY. I love how much it has to offer, though it still feels small and cozy. There are so many amazing things to see here: incredible art, just about every film, amazing music, all kinds of interesting people. I like to ride my bike on the Hudson River . I like that I can walk my dog around two blocks and he meets about 20 other dogs to play with. I like that I can get a turkey sandwich at 4 in the morning if I want to. A beautiful night out in NYC can be any night because anything can happen. It is spontaneous and surprises you all the time.More [03/22/2006 12:03:00]
No cars look the same, no building looks the same, ... The streets don't look the same. ... You've got packs of wild dogs running around. It's not America.More [04/14/2006 12:04:00]
Where Sleeping Dogs Lie.More [05/05/2006 12:05:00]
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.More [05/19/2006 12:05:00]
You read a script and its based on Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, and it goes right in the bin.More [07/03/2006 12:07:00]
“If indeed somebody came here in the middle of the daytime and hung the dog, there's something seriously wrong there. Like I said, you can hear a couple dogs barking. Three-fourths of the neighbors have dogs. So, I think it's a pretty animal-friendly area.”More [07/09/2006 12:07:00]
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.More [09/01/2006 12:09:00]
“They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.”More [10/02/2006 12:10:00]
One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.More [11/08/2006 12:11:00]
I've worked with dogs before and they'll sit and they'll roll over. With kangaroos, you say "Sit!" and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!More [12/18/2006 12:12:00]
Nicky Santoro: [about beating Tony Dogs to get information out of him] You better hope he gives me a fuckin' name soon, or I'm gonna give him yours, Frank.
Frank Marino: Yeah, thanks a lot.More [02/24/2007 12:02:00]
Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shit.
Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things.
Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Brad: Dogs obey so much better than children. Don't they?More [03/26/2007 12:03:00]
[Cruella has spotted the dogs running away across a field]
Cruella De Vil: Bingo!
Cruella De Vil: Poor little things... I'm gonna cut you off, then cut you up!More [03/28/2007 12:03:00]
Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!More [04/19/2007 12:04:00]
Howie Stein: And to our female friends here today, we must not abuse of our dogs with the lure of a peanut butter snatch. We must channel our horniness into extracurricular activities.More [04/24/2007 12:04:00]
Nigel: [as a pack of dogs runs away] Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.
[the pack of dogs return]
Nigel: Taken you to a... to a disco.More [05/02/2007 12:05:00]
Ginger: You know what the problem is? The fences aren't just round the farm. They're up here, in you heads. There's a better place out there, somewhere beyond that hill, and it has wide open places, and lots of trees... and grass. Can you imagine that? Cool, green grass.
Hen: Who feeds us?
Ginger: We feed ourselves.
Hen: Where's the farm?
Ginger: There is no farm.
Babs: Then, where does the farmer live?
Ginger: There is no farmer, Babs.
Babs: Is he on holiday?
Ginger: He isn't anywhere! Don't you get it? There's no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs and coops and keys, and no fences.
Bunty: In all my life I've never heard such a fantastic... load of tripe!More [05/03/2007 12:05:00]
Raoul Duke: Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.More [06/12/2007 12:06:00]
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels. I want one.
Mr. Salt: Veruca dear, you have many marvelous pets.
Veruca Salt: All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL!More [07/11/2007 12:07:00]
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels, I want one!
Mr. Salt: Veruca dear, you have many marvelous pets.
Veruca Salt: All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL!
Mr. Salt: All right, pet. Daddy will get you a squirrel just as soon as he possibly can.
Veruca Salt: But I don't want any old squirrel! I want a *trained* squirrel!
Mr. Salt: [wearily] Very well. Mr. Wonka? How much do you want for one of those squirrels? Name your price.
Willy Wonka: Oh they're not for sale. She can't have one.
Veruca Salt: Daddy!
Willy Wonka: [imitating Mr. Salt] I'm sorry, darling. Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.More [07/11/2007 12:07:00]
Jake Gittes: Have you ever heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie"? Sometimes you're better off not knowing.More [07/18/2007 12:07:00]
[to the dogs in his van]
Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.More [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Mrs. Neugeboren: Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here FORTY minutes ago! Now, I hardly have any time to primp them!
Harry: Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Noogieburger.
Mrs. Neugeboren: NEUGEBOREN!More [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson: I hate to bring it up again, but I spent 3,000 dollars on that seeing eye dog...
Matt Murdock: I didn't ask you for the dog ; I didn't want a dog!
Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson: Can I tell you something else? Seeing eye dogs bond for life - Yours ran away. What does that tell you about how emotionally available you are?
Matt Murdock: [laughs]More [08/19/2007 12:08:00]
Zeus: [Seeing McClane with his sign] Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate Niggers" has some serious personal issues, or not all of his dogs are barking.More [09/05/2007 12:09:00]
John McClane: Good morning.
Zeus: You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.
John McClane: [yawns]
Zeus: Hey! I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you. Do you understand? You're about to have a very bad day.
John McClane: Tell me about it.More [09/05/2007 12:09:00]
Lisa Houseman: Oh, my God. Look at that! Ma, I should have brought my coral shoes. You said I was taking too much!
Marjorie Houseman: Well, sweetheart, you brought ten pairs.
Lisa Houseman: But the coral shoes match that dress!
Jake Houseman: This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham.
Baby: Monks burning themselves in protest.
Lisa Houseman: Butt out, Baby.More [09/09/2007 12:09:00]
Dr. John Dolittle: [Lucky walks in on an intimate moment between John and Lisa] ... Oh, Mrs. Dolittle...!
Lucky: Yeah, baby!
Dr. John Dolittle: [to Lisa] Excuse me just one second, OK?
Dr. John Dolittle: Let's go.
Lucky: What a gyp.
Dr. John Dolittle: You mind if I have a little privacy, please?
Lucky: But it's fine when people watch us dogs do it, huh?
[John shuts the door on him; he continues]
Lucky: ... Fine to turn on the garden hose. Hey, you want a tip on a good position...?More [09/17/2007 12:09:00]
Dr. John Dolittle: How come I can hear you talking?
Lucky: I dunno. Maybe you're just weird or something.
Dr. John Dolittle: Shut up. You're a dog. DOGS CANNOT TALK.
Lucky: What the hell do you think barking is, an involuntary spasm?More [09/17/2007 12:09:00]
[at a supermarket]
George: I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. George Banks is saying NO!
Stock Boy: Who's George Banks?
George: ME!More [11/03/2007 12:11:00]
Animals on factory farms and slaughter houses are mutilated, drugged and abused in ways that would be illegal if dogs or cats were treated similarly. The problem is that farm animals are exempted from the Animal Welfare Act. Therefore, companies often act with impunityMore [11/23/2007 12:11:00]
Sam: So uh, I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him... You wanna help?More [12/08/2007 12:12:00]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.More [12/14/2007 12:12:00]
Brigitte: People don't leave their dogs out alone anymore.
Ginger: Then you'll just have to distract her while I nab the pooch and make with the gore.
Brigitte: I can't distract her.
Ginger: The fuck, Bee. This is your idea. If you don't like your ideas, stop having them.More [12/22/2007 12:12:00]
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