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Buddy Holly:
Oh, there's the Big Bopper, the diarrhea king himself!

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Student 1 at College:
Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

Dean at College:
It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!

Student 2 at College:
What's he yelling?

Kevin Buckman Age 21:

[Yelling through a megaphone] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.

[Kevin shoots the megaphone from his hands]

Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "

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HoHo the Clown:
Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB!

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Pearl Burton:
What is this, spit soup?

It's tomato bisque.

Pearl Burton:
What is this, snot soup?

It's tomato bisque!

Pearl Burton:
What is this, diarrhea soup?

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Nurse Roberts:
Why don't you try some of my world famous deviled eggs?

Dr. Cox:
No thanks, I already had diarrhea today.

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It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.More [08/17/2011 04:08:48]
The most harmful with diarrhea - cough.More [07/07/2016 10:07:53]
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which in some cases went as high as 106, came next.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think that's such an important message, especially for younger women, to know, 'I don't have to come out of the womb painting like Frida Kahlo. My very first thing that I make isn't going to be an around-the-world sensation.' You have to paint a hundred really ugly, barfy, diarrhea paintings before you come up with that one where you start to really get into your groove.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?" "Yes," she said. "That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog is so excited, she has explosive diarrhea. I truly could not be more thankful to the Emmy voters for including me in this brilliant company of extraordinary women. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up an enormous amount of dog poop out of my shower. Yay!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be changed. Enough is enoughMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of food allergy, often revealed by diarrhea, constipation, and fatigue. Many cases of asthma and sinus infections are reported to be relieved and even eliminated by cutting out dairy.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting their heads squashed, with hard-bodied lesbians, women masturbating with pickles, graphic diarrhea, and singing and dancing chicken zombies - if he can do that for 40 years and put his kids through Yale, Columbia, and Duke - if that idiot can do it, anybody can do it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Self-expression, to me, is something that you worked on, that you have mastered a skill to say something in the most artful way that you can. It's not just blurting stuff out and having verbal diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you've ever been in a situation: 'You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun's out, we're on the ferris wheel - what are we waiting for?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The extraordinary triumph of the cellphone among India's poor stemmed from its ability to enable a most mundane human need, which is to chat with other people. And when the poor chat, it is not always about curing a child of diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of the World's population and the cause of multiple forms of allergies as well.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Creative crisis is the state of verbal diarrhea.More [06/15/2019 10:06:40]

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