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Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry. With both you are working with reality, a material just as hard as wood. More Gabriel Garcia Marquez
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young. More Joseph Addison
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind. More Gilbert Seldes
The new American finds his challenge and his love in the traffic-choked streets, skies nested in smog, choking with the acids of industry, the screech of rubber and houses leashed in against one another while the town lets wither a time and die. More John Steinbeck
It takes a great deal of living to get a little deal of learning. More John Ruskin
As person abandons worn-out clothes and acquires new ones, so when the body is worn out a new one is acquired by the Self, who lives within. More Sandy Gallin
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. More Benjamin Franklin
Reverie is not a mind vacuum. It is rather the gift of an hour which knows the plenitude of the soul. More Gaston Bachelard
There is something in omens. More Ovid
Ace Ventura: [with a German accent] How can I be getting zis vork done mit all de shouting? What's wrong mit de shouting?
Reporter: Who's That?
Ace Ventura: Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.
Reporter: What happened to the other trainer?
Ace Ventura: Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am mit Siegfried.
[he holds up only four fingers]
Ace Ventura: Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming mit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone.
Reporter: [skeptically] Where is Snowflake?
Ace Ventura: Why do you care about de dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home?
[shouts]
Ace Ventura: Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head und communicating. I am saying to Snowflake, 'Kay kay kay kay?' und he is saying 'Kay kay' und he is up on ze tail 'Eeeeeeeeee!' und you can quote him!
Roger Podacter: Let's got to that conference and let, uh, Heinz do his work?
Ace Ventura: [shooing reporters] Go to de conference, go to it. More Sandy Gallin
Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery. More Betty Friedan
Man is eminently a storyteller. His search for a purpose, a cause, an ideal, a mission and the like is largely a search for a plot and a pattern in the development of his life story -- a story that is basically without meaning or pattern. More Eric Hoffer
Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets. What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers. More Logan Pearsall Smith
The destiny of man is in his own soul More Herodotus
[Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp]
Villager 1: Do you know what that thing could do?
Villager 2: It'll grind your bones for its bread.
Shrek: Well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes... Actually, it's quite good on toast. More Cartoons; Shrek [2001] Cartoons; Shrek [2001]
In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be. More Hubert H. Humphrey
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might have been! More John Greenleaf Whittier
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength. More Corrie Ten Boom
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love. More Mahatma Gandhi
Bob Wiley: Dr. Marvin, I'M SAILING!
Dr. Leo Marvin: That's good, KEEP SAILING BOB! More Sandy Gallin

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