I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We are no more free agents than the queen of clubs when she victoriously takes prisoner the knave of hearts.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!
Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?
Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?
Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.
Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?More [07/20/2005 12:07:00]
Jimmy: [reads out loud from a newspaper] "Fascist fighter shames nation"? "Jimmy 'the Calcium Kid' Connelly will be fighting for the middle-weight championship of the world on Saturday, but he will be doing so without the support of this newspaper. Connelly showed up at pre-fight press conference dressed in full Union Jack attire and lambasted Jose Mendez in the name of Queen and country."... What does lambasted mean?More [08/21/2005 12:08:00]
Narrator: Will Valedor defeat the Spider Queen in this daring duel to the death? Will Kerr be revived by his heretofore unknown alien regenerative powers and use his new atomic disintegration cannon to destroy the giant spider warrior? Find out in the next thrilling installment of Captain Valedor versus the Spider Queen!More [08/24/2005 12:08:00]
Riley: Long live the King.
Boffin: It's the Queen now, it is, you moron.
Riley: Then God save the Queen.More [10/30/2005 12:10:00]
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.More [11/02/2005 12:11:00]
Professor Tuttle: That wasn't King Ruten-Tuten! That was his wife, Queen Hatsi-Tatsi! This is Ruten-Tuten! He was a midget!More [12/11/2005 12:12:00]
Will isn't a screaming queen - that's Jack's part. They needed someone to play the part for America. It's just not the same as Britain. To have a gay character as a lead is risky.More [05/07/2006 12:05:00]
It's my grandfather's MBE, which stands for Member of the British Empire. He was awarded this by the Queen of England for his work as a war photographer in the second world war.More [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
Sure, I'd take the responsibility of queen any day.More [08/10/2006 12:08:00]
“I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.”More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]
“People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.'”More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]
“I'm queen of my own compost heap, and I'm getting used to the smell.”More [10/19/2006 12:10:00]
“My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!”More [11/02/2006 12:11:00]
There was discussion of it at one time when Barbara left the first time and I thought it would be a good idea but I think mother didn't want to do that just because, for one thing her memory was failing her somewhat. It was a taxing role to be the queen mother of that whole situation.More [11/23/2006 12:11:00]
[after seeing Ron's queen destroy Harry's knight]
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: That's wizard's chess.More [02/20/2007 12:02:00]
HM Queen Elizabeth II: [Getting her car stuck in a ford] Oh, bugger it.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
HM Queen Elizabeth II: [to her husband] Have you heard from the Spencers on what they wish to do with the funeral?
HM The Queen Mother: Oh no, no one tells me anything.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
Prince Philip: It's not fair!
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, and further discussion would not be helpful.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
Portrait Artist: You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
Robin Janvrin: The Prime Minister is on his way, ma'am.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: To be, Robin, Prime Minister to be. I haven't asked him yet.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
Tony Blair: Uh, no.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: No? First thing we do, apparently. Then we take away your passport and spend the rest of the time sending you around the world.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
HM The Queen Mother: Charles, dear, use the royal flight. They keep one plane on permanent stand-by, in case I should kick the bucket.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
HM Queen Elizabeth II: [the Queen's sister is called back from holiday after Diana's accident] What did she say?
Prince Philip: Something about Diana managing to be more annoying dead than alive.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
Tony Blair: Let's keep in touch.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Let's.More [02/25/2007 12:02:00]
Izzi: [as a vision of Izzi in 2500] Finish it.
Tom Verde: Stop... Stop it!
[he rises from beside the tree and marches to her]
Tom Verde: What do you want? Leave me, leave me alone! Please, please... It's not my...
[kneels and breaks into sobs]
Izzi: [she touches his head with a robed arm; he looks up and sees Queen Isabella, smiles, and stands] Will you deliver Spain from bondage?
Tom Verde: I don't know... I'm trying, trying... I don't know how.
Izzi: You do. You will.
[cut to Tom, then cut to Izzi]
Izzi: You do... You will.
[assorted silent flashbacks; Izzi's voiceover: "I'm not afraid anymore, Tommy."]
Tom Verde: I'm gonna die.
Tom Verde: I'm gonna die.
[he smiles, laughing]
Izzi: Together we will live forever.
[sheds a tear]
Tom Verde: Forever.
Izzi: [as Queen Isabella] Forever.
Tom Verde: [walks back to the tree] Forever.
[looks at it]
Tom Verde: We will live forever.
Izzi: [as Izzi] Finish it.
Tom Verde: OK.More [03/12/2007 12:03:00]
Menelaus: Princes of Troy, on our last night together, Queen Helen and I salute you!More [03/23/2007 12:03:00]
Helen: I can't ask anyone to fight for me. I'm no longer queen of Sparta.
Hector: You're a princess of Troy now.More [03/23/2007 12:03:00]
Alexander: [after reading a letter from his mother Olympia, who demands that Alexander crown her Queen of Babylon] It's a high ransom she demands for nine months' lodging in the womb.More [03/23/2007 12:03:00]
Frank: Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.More [03/26/2007 12:03:00]
Virginia: Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?
Gustav the Magic Mirror: Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf named Antony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head.
Tony: A bed... with barnacles.
Virginia: The sea bed!
Dwarf Librarian: Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one.
Gustav the Magic Mirror: What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen.
Tony: The Queen! That's all we need.
Prince Wendell: Antony, uh, any chance of a little biscut?
Tony: No, no, no, um...
Tony: Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.
Gustav the Magic Mirror: Near she is, but not alone. In a place that is not her home. In a castle, out of sight, where once the Queen was called Snow White.
Tony: That's Prince Wendell's castle.More [03/28/2007 12:03:00]
Prince Wendell: [Sniffing a box the Queen has brought to the carriage] Is this breakfast?
Evil Queen: Not unless you enjoy Troll Head.More [03/28/2007 12:03:00]
Maugrim: Be still, stranger. Or you'll never move again... Who are you?
Edmund Pevensie: I'm Edmund, I met the Queen in the woods, she told me to come here... I'm the Son of Adam!
Maugrim: Hmmm... My apologies, fortunate stranger of the queen, or else... not so fortunate.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Older Lucy: [looking at the lamppost as Queen of Narnia] Spare 'Oom!More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Aslan: Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Aslan: To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant. To the great western woods, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle. And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Balian of Ibelin: A queen never walks. Yet you are walking.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Amsterdam Vallon: Suppose you back an Irish candidate, of my choosin', and I'll deliver all the Irish vote?
Boss Tweed: That will only happen in the reign of Queen Dick.More [04/03/2007 12:04:00]
Darth Sideous: And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?
Nute Gunray: She has... disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
Darth Sideous: I want that treaty signed!
Nute Gunray: M-my lord, it-it's impossible to locate the ship. It's out of our range.
Darth Sideous: Not for a Sith.
[Darth Maul appears alongside Darth Sideous in the hologram]
Darth Sideous: This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.
[the hologram disappears]
Nute Gunray: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are *two* of them!More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Woodsman: Angelika? You see that window up there? Many centuries ago, that's where the Queen lived. She was treasured throughout all of Europe, famed for her incredible beauty, but also vain and selfish. It was on the Queen's wedding day that the plague arrived. The King was the first to die. His bride built a tower, and shut herself in it, high away from the suffering below. But what she forgot, was that plague is carried on the winds. When she first fell sick, and her gorgeous flesh began to rot away, they say you could hear her screams across the ocean... my princess isn't afraid, is she? It's just an old story. Daddy's here to protect you.More [04/16/2007 12:04:00]
Domino Harvey: [V.O] If you think America is dirtbag central, clearly you've never been to the skeeze nation of our queen mother.More [04/24/2007 12:04:00]
[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]
Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!More [04/28/2007 12:04:00]
Ed: Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold, that if you are thinking of taking the tribe cross country, this is your automobile. The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.More [05/22/2007 12:05:00]
Ed, the car salesman: Wait a minute, I'll get to the bottom of this, we'll find your car. Davenport!
Davenport: Yes, Mr. Ed.
Ed, the car salesman: Where is Mr. Griswold's Sports Wagon?
Davenport: I don't know sir.
Ed, the car salesman: I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Now I can get you the Sports Wagon; the only problem is that it may take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it.
Clark Griswald: Ed, I'm not your average fool. Now I want my super sports wagon now, or I'm gonna take my business elsewhere!
Ed, the car salesman: Davenport! Get Mr. Griswald's car and bring it back here!
[the car is in the process of being smashed. It returns flat, and clark tries to squat and open the door]More [05/22/2007 12:05:00]
Cabin Boy: [sung] The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed and bound her in her boat. The sea be ours and by the powers, where we will, we'll roam.
[joined by other prisoners]
Cabin Boy: Yo ho, all together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.More [05/31/2007 12:05:00]
Bunny Breckinridge: Oh, what does that old queen know?More [06/13/2007 12:06:00]
Ray: [narration] Some fairy tales are true, most of there stories we make up to help us deal with real life; it all depends on your point of view, but here are the facts... there was once a princess, who lived in a castle, high above the streets of an enchanted kingdom. The king and queen were long gone but they left her with a treasure, that she would stay a princess forever. On the eve of her 22nd birthday a great celebration was planned...More [06/18/2007 12:06:00]
Hooper: Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.More [07/11/2007 12:07:00]
[Cleo McDowell meets the Queen of Zamunda]
Cleo: I don't know whether to shake your hand, or kiss it, or bow, or what.
Cleo: I feel like breakdancing.More [07/26/2007 12:07:00]
Oha: [singing] She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.More [07/26/2007 12:07:00]
“O Queen of air and darkness,
I think 'tis truth you say,
And I shall die to-morrow;
But you will die to-day.”More [08/07/2007 12:08:00]
Little Vivi: [pouring something from a jar into a glass] This is the blood of our people, the wolf people, the alligator people, and the moon women from which we gain our strength to rule all worlds.
[Hands glass to Little Teensy. Little Teensy shakes head no]
Little Vivi: It's ok, It's just chocolate.
Little Vivi: Teensy Melissa Whitman I declare you, Princess Naked as a Jaybird
Little Teensy: Ha Cha Cha
Little Vivi: [turns to Little Caro] Caro Eliza Bennet I declare you Duchess Soaring Hawk
[turns to Little Necie]
Little Vivi: Necie Rose Kallaher I declare you Countess Singing Cloud, and I Viviane Joan Abbott am hereby and forever Queen Dancing Creek.
[Pulls a knife out of a shield]
Little Necie: Now wait just one second y'all I don't think we should be cutting ourselves with that knife
Little Vivi: Silence!
[nicks her hands with knife and passes it down to Little Teensy]
Little Vivi: Now our blood flows through each other as is done for all eternity, loyal forever, we raise our voices in the words of Mumbo Gumbo... YA-YA!
All little Ya-Ya's: YA-YA!More [09/17/2007 12:09:00]
Elizabeth: When I am queen, I promise... to act as my conscience dictates.
Queen Mary: Well do not think to be queen at all!More [10/08/2007 12:10:00]
Sir Robert Dudley: Marry me.
Elizabeth: On a night such as this, could any woman say no?
Sir Robert Dudley: On a night such as this, could a queen say no?
Elizabeth: Does not a queen sit under the same stars as any other woman?More [10/08/2007 12:10:00]
Elizabeth: When I am queen, I promise... to act as my conscience dictates.
Queen Mary: Then do not think to be queen at all.More [10/08/2007 12:10:00]
Sir Robert Dudley: When you are Queen...
Elizabeth: I am not Queen yet!
Sir Robert Dudley: But you will be. Elizabeth, Queen of England. A court to worship you, a country to obey you. Poems written revering your beauty, music composed in your honor, and they will mean nothing to you. I will mean nothing to you.
Elizabeth: [Elizabeth laughs gaily] Oh, how could you ever be nothing to me? Robert, you know you are everything to me.More [10/08/2007 12:10:00]
[to a wounded boy, handing him a handkerchief stained with his blood]
Mary of Guise: Go back to England, and take this to your Queen. Hm?
Mary of Guise: [in French, to herself] English blood on French colors.
[turns to her officer]
Mary of Guise: Send him back to his Queen, and make sure he remains alive. Tell that bastard Queen not to send children to fight Mary of Guise!More [10/08/2007 12:10:00]
King Francis: Baroness. Did you or did you not... lie to Her Majesty, the Queen of France?
Queen Marie: Choose your words wisely, madame, for they may be your last.
Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: A woman would do practically anything for the love of a daughter, Your Majesties. Perhaps I did get... a *little* carried away.
Marguerite: Mother! What have you done? Your Majesty, like you, I am just a victim here. She has lied to us both and I am ashamed to call her family.
Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: [pushes her] How *dare* you turn on me, you little ingrate!
Marguerite: You see? You see what I have to put up with?
King Francis: Silence, both of you! Good Lord!
King Francis: Are they always like this?
Jacqueline: Worse, Your Majesty.
Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Jacqueline, darling, I should hate to think you had anything to do with this.
Jacqueline: [sarcastically] Of course not, Mother. I'm only here for the food.More [10/18/2007 12:10:00]
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You will not be able to find yourself in household chores
as you understand.
Let the experience of you two thousand years respond,
Imagination let you tell you then
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