Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
So they united, and the Communist revolution took the chain from their legs and wound it around their necks.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The legs are the wheels of creativity.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When people generally are aware of a problem, it can be said to have entered the public consciousness. When people get on their hind legs and holler, the problem has not only entered the public consciousness -- it has also become a part of the public conscience. At that point, things in our democracy begin to hum.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichs walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Four legs good, two legs bad.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could have done it, but they never picked up a pole, and never made the feeble effort to pick their legs off the ground and get over the bar.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
As her sons have seen her: the mother in patriarchy: controlling, erotic, castrating, heart-suffering, guilt-ridden, and guilt-provoking; a marble brow, a huge breast, an avid cave; between her legs snakes, swamp-grass, or teeth; on her lap a helpless infant or a martyred son. She exists for one purpose: to bear and nourish the son.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is hardly an American male of my generation who has not at one time or another tried to master the victory cry of the great ape as it issued from the androgynous chest of Johnny Weissmuller, to the accompaniment of thousands of arms and legs snapping during attempts to swing from tree to tree in the backyards of the Republic.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Steven Tyler: Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.More [08/16/2005 12:08:00]
Porky Pig: [Porky walks into his room] Just put the bags down any place, Seamus.
[yawns, and gives OMike, who appears to be legs only, his coat and hat]
Porky Pig: All this excitement, I am tired. Boy, am I tire-tire-t-pooped.
O'Pat: Pardon me sir, but have you seen the lower half of me abouts?
Porky Pig: It's right back there, Seamus.
O'Pat: Thank you, sir.
Porky Pig: S-some people just can't keep track of their other halves.
[Porky, shocked, does a double-take]
O'Pat: Now, isn't this sight enough to set the heart crossways in ye?
Porky Pig: [high-pitched] L-ll-l-leprechauns!More [12/15/2005 12:12:00]
Harry: [after he has run into his ex-wife] She looked weird didn't she? She looked really weird.
Sally: I don't know, I've never seen her before.
Harry: Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy. Really, she must retaining water.
Harry: Believe me, the woman saved everything.More [01/08/2006 12:01:00]
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.More [02/06/2006 12:02:00]
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!
Capt. James West: Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON's age!
Capt. James West: Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein' a SLAVE to your disappointment!
Capt. James West: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!More [02/19/2006 12:02:00]
I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open.More [04/10/2006 12:04:00]
We found that just by the way we stood, affected women dramatically, and if you look at our show, you'll see that we always stood with our legs open our fists on hips and our bat bulges forward, which had a profound effect on women!More [04/15/2006 12:04:00]
When I was a kid in the 60s, believe it or not, most of you are younger and don't know that, but it was a blast to fly! You dressed up, you got in your Sunday best, women wore white gloves, you had room to stretch your legs out, you had a very nice meal, the stewardess paid particular attention to you. It was an event. It's so different today.More [05/19/2006 12:05:00]
“I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.”More [08/02/2006 12:08:00]
“As long as my arms and legs are working, as long as I have my sense of sight and sound, as long as I can just breathe, then that's beautiful.”More [09/18/2006 12:09:00]
“Now I'm going to put my eyelashes on and stretch my legs out and do a show.”More [09/26/2006 12:09:00]
Larry thinks my legs are too fat.More [10/16/2006 12:10:00]
“Join in -- give the English pains in their legs on June 17 against Switzerland,”More [11/13/2006 12:11:00]
“[Beckham has no time for negative talk. He wants to end his career having appeared in the finals of four World Cup tournaments, which means that we could be stuck with him for five more years.] I have always said that I'd love to play not just in this World Cup but also the one in South Africa in 2010, ... But maybe we will have to wait and see how my legs are.”More [11/13/2006 12:11:00]
“I don't know if I've ever done that in my career before. Over a year ago, I started working with a new physical trainer in Paris. He's helped me so much. My game is a very physical game. I need to be in good shape. I need to have my legs and be strong.”More [11/16/2006 12:11:00]
“I love tennis, ... Quite frankly, I'm tired of people saying I put tennis third and last in my life. If I did, I wouldn't be here playing. I wouldn't be here practicing. I could be at the beach. I could be retired. I could be drinking lemonade with my legs crossed in the sun on the beach. I'm not doing that. I'm not in Saint-Tropez.”More [11/17/2006 12:11:00]
[Spike and Whitey are falling]
Spike: Alright, keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
[Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone]
Whitey: I kept me legs straight Spike.
[a power cord lands on Spike]More [03/12/2007 12:03:00]
[from extended version]
Legolas: Final count, forty-two.
Gimli: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE.
Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] Forty-three.
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching.
Gimli: He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!
[rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch]More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: [after taking credit for Kimbles saving of his parnter and declaring all prisoners dead] Oh. Wow. Gee Whiz. Looky here. You know we're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them. Who held the keys sir?
Old Guard: Me.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Where those keys at?
Old Guard: I don't know.
Marshal Poole: Care to revise your statement, sir?
Old Guard: What?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Do you want to change you bullshit story, sir?
[Poole shows guard a picture of Kimble]
Old Guard: He might have got out.More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
Leon: What one?
Leon: What desert?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
Holden: You know what a turtle is?
Leon: Of course!
Holden: Same thing.
Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
[Leon has become visibly shaken]
Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?
Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.More [05/03/2007 12:05:00]
Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rim job?
Mrs. Cartman: Well that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass.More [05/03/2007 12:05:00]
Shrimp: [trying to sob his way out of being eaten] Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story.More [05/07/2007 12:05:00]
Louis Howe: [FDR is supposed to make a speech] What's the matter?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: What if I fall?
Louis Howe: If you fall, you just get up again.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: If I fall in front of thousands of people, I'll lose everything - except their pity. They'll never see past my legs.
Eleanor Roosevelt: My darling, they'll never see past your legs - until you do.More [05/17/2007 12:05:00]
Sawyer: You're in my light, Sticks.
Shannon: 'Lightsticks.' What the hell is that?
Sawyer: Light, comma, Sticks. As in those legs of yours.More [05/21/2007 12:05:00]
Jim Gordon: Have you seen my girlfriend? Tall, Thin, legs for days?
Eva: Yeah I pitched her overboard.More [07/10/2007 12:07:00]
Loach: What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Jake Gittes: Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?More [07/18/2007 12:07:00]
I think it’s a big bonus for us to be able to play four, five running backs because having fresh legs and playing two at a time and doing all the things our running backs have to do, they can get pretty gassedMore [07/18/2007 12:07:00]
Rudolph Junkins: The kid's dead Arnie, they had to scrape his legs up with a shovel.
Arnie Cunningham: Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with shit? Scrape it up with a little shovel?
Rudolph Junkins: Don't get smart with me, son.More [07/19/2007 12:07:00]
Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.More [07/24/2007 12:07:00]
Ruby: [to Ada] So, you have never wrapped your legs around this Inman?
[Ada hits her]More [07/25/2007 12:07:00]
Ormandy: Ooh, that's a good looking man. I can't keep my legs together.
Telly: The sun rises and you can't keep your legs together.More [08/23/2007 12:08:00]
[Stuart realizes who he's dealing with]
Col. Stuart: Oh, McClane. John McClane. The policeman hero who saved the Nakatomi hostages. I read about you in People Magazine. You seemed a bit out of your league on Nightline, I thought.
John McClane: Hey, Colonel. Blow me! How much drug money is Esperanza paying you to turn traitor?
Col. Stuart: I think Cardinal Richilieu said it best. 'Treason is merely a matter of dates'. This country has to learn that it can't keep cutting off the legs of men like General Esperanza. Men who have the guts to stand up against Communist aggression.
John McClane: And Lesson #1 starts with killing policemen. What's Lesson #2, the neutron bomb?
Col. Stuart: [Stuart intends to crash a plane] No. I think we can come up with something in between. Watch this!More [09/04/2007 12:09:00]
Ryan: They won't die.
Wells: Yeah, well,
Wells: , this gives me better peace of mind, sir.
Ryan: You want piece of mind? Run before they tear your legs from under you.
Wells: Now you just shut up like a good gentleman, you are scaring my lads.More [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
[Wells cocks his gun]
Wells: Yeah, well, this gives me better piece of mind, sir.
Ryan: You want piece of mind? Run for your lives before they tear your legs from under you.
Wells: Now you just shut up like a good gentleman. You are scaring my lads.More [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Vic Madison: Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, turbo drive!More [09/28/2007 12:09:00]
Eleanor Duvall: It's a home invasion! Take whatever you want, but please don't chop my legs off!
Whitey: It's okay Eleanore! It's okay!
Eleanor Duvall: Whitey, thank god you're here! We're being robbed by a lunatic! Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes? They're soaking the carpet.
Whitey: Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new partner.
Eleanor Duvall: The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?
Whitey: His home just went up in flames. So I invited him to stay with us for a while.
Eleanor Duvall: All right. But I'm taking an inventory of everything alive and accounted in this house.
Eleanor Duvall: Look, he already stole something! He's hiding it in his jacket.More [10/06/2007 12:10:00]
Eleanor Duvall: [as Davey enters] Oh my goodness - it's a home invasion robbery! Please, mister, take whatever you want but please don't chop my legs off!More [10/06/2007 12:10:00]
Henry: [as Danielle hurries away] Have we met?
Danielle: I-I do not believe so, Your Highness.
Henry: I could have sworn I knew every courtier in the provience.
Danielle: Well... I am visiting a cousin.
Danielle: My cousin.
Henry: Yes, you said that. Which one?
Danielle: Th-the only one I have, sire.
Henry: Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?
Danielle: [stops quickly] No.
[quickly heads towards the gate]
Danielle: And yes.
Henry: Well, then, pray tell me your cousin's name so that I might call upon her to learn who you are. For anyone who can quote Thomas More is well worth the effort.
Danielle: [stops] The Prince has read Utopia?
Henry: I found it sentimental and dull. Honestly, the plight of the everyday rustic bores me.
Danielle: I... take it you do not converse with many peasants.
Henry: Ha, certainly not, no. Naturally.
Danielle: [starts walking again] Forgive me, Your Highness, but there is nothing "natural" about it. A country's character is defined by its "everyday rustics," as you call them. They are the legs you stand on and that position demands *respect,* not...
Henry: Am I to understand that you find me... arrogant?
Danielle: Well, you gave one man back his life, but did you even glance at the others?
Henry: Please, I beg of you, a name. Any name.
Danielle: I... I fear the only name to leave you with... is "Comtesse Nicole du Lancre."More [10/18/2007 12:10:00]
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don’t let yourself believe it will happen to you.More [10/21/2007 12:10:00]
Inspector Valentine: You'd've made things much easier for us both if you'd told us what you know of Flambeau.
Father Brown: I cannot tell you what I do not know. All I know is that he walks upon two legs and his head grows above his shoulders.More [11/01/2007 12:11:00]
Ray Kinsella: I bet it's good to be playing again, huh?
Shoeless Joe Jackson: Getting thrown out of baseball was like having part of me amputated. I've heard that old men wake up and scratch itchy legs that been dust for over fifty years. That was me. I'd wake up at night with the smell of the ball park in my nose, the cool of the grass on my feet... The thrill of the grass.More [11/05/2007 12:11:00]
[Bond and Melina are to be keel-hauled]
Kristatos: [seeing Bond's injury] Bind that wound. We don't want any blood in the water.
Kristatos: [smirks] Not yet!
Kristatos: *You* have shot your last bow, Miss Havelock!
Kristatos: [to his man] Oh, leave the legs free. They'll make appetizing *bait*.More [11/22/2007 12:11:00]
Gord Brody: Are you okay?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds.More [11/26/2007 12:11:00]
Vincent: [to Jerome while having his legs stretched] Wanna go dancing?More [12/08/2007 12:12:00]
Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.More [12/22/2007 12:12:00]
Chuckie: I didn't get on Cathy last night.
Will: Why not?
Chuckie: I don't know.
[yells across room]
Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?
Cathy: Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.More [01/01/2008 12:01:00]
Kate Libby: God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.More [01/16/2008 12:01:00]
Kate Libby: 'God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.' - Ruth Libby.
Teacher: I'm not sure your mother counts as a significant author of the 20th century.
Kate Libby: Her last book sold 2 million copies.More [01/16/2008 12:01:00]
Highway: You're dead marine, you just got your legs blown off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles. Now, where's your backup?
Lance Corporal Fragatti: Profile.
Highway: What the hell good are ya doin' back there? I'll get my ass shot off without any cover fire! While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbor's dog we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hey, chill, Gunny. We know the routine.
Highway: Say what?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: We've ambushed Major Powers three times this month and always right here we know what we're doing.
Highway: Well, queer bait, who says we're going to ambush Major Powers here?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Yo, Gunny, didn't you hear Leutenant Ring? Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner.
Highway: I don't give a damn about Major Powers. My job is to keep you men alive. Now let's move on.
[1st Platoon is approaching the abush site]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: We come to the ambush site just over the next hill.
Sergeant Webster: Roger that.
Choozoo: Sure does help knowing when and where you going to get hit, sir.
[Recon watching 1st Platoon pass through a valley]
Highway: Easy. Easy. Give them a few more yards and we'll nail the coffin shut. Now.
[Recon begins firing]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: [Reacting to his Miles Gear going off] You're in the wrong ambush site! Cease fire! You're in the wrong ambush site!
[Sees Highway grinning at him]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: Seargent Major. Turn this damn thing off.
Choozoo: Makes a hell of a racket doesn't it, sir?More [02/19/2008 12:02:00]
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