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Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence: in other words it is war minus the shooting.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Will minus intellect constitutes vulgarity.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the human figure divine but minus the imperfections. Never did the Greeks reach a more significant consummation to their culture, and it somehow reminded me, in the glory of its chaste convulsions and in its swelling, sweeping, forward movement of finely progressing contours, of the Victory of Samothrace.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The Wolf: You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent. Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Uh, one hundred percent.
The Wolf: Your wife... Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is that right?
Jimmie: Uh-huh.
The Wolf: I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she'd wouldn't appreciate it none too much?
Jimmie: [laughing] She wouldn't at that.
The Wolf: That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.More [10/23/2006 12:10:00]
Frances: I'd like to make an offer on the house. This is what I can pay, minus the work on the place, and a rental car to drive off a cliff when this all turns out to have been a terrible mistake.More [06/15/2007 12:06:00]
Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.
[grabs products]
Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.More [05/17/2008 12:05:00]
I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.More [06/17/2008 12:06:00]
Eric:
Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.

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Evan Brent:
And every step I take, every time my leg twinges on me I recollect who's responsible for all the pluses and minus that I got to live with now! Yeah, I recollect who done it to me... Niggers!

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[Ripley has tried in vain to disengage the Nostromo's self-destruct]



Ripley:
Mother! I've turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!



Mother:
The ship will automatically destruct in "T" minus five minutes.



Ripley:
You... BITCH!


[smashes computer monitor with flamethrower]

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Mother:
[over PA] Danger. The emergency destruct system is now activated. The ship will detonate in "T" minus ten minutes.

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President:
Now to make sure we get the best government that money can buy, Congress has passed a new one hundred percent withholding of all wages and earnings. But at least twenty-three percent of that will be returned to you, the taxpaying citizen - minus of course state surcharges, subsidies, handling taxes, and dealer's prep.

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Simon Seville:
Good job, Theodore. You got an A-.



Theodore Seville:
All right! Wait a minute. What's the minus for?



Simon Seville:
You only missed one question. Our country's bird is the bald eagle, not the stuffed turkey.



Theodore Seville:
Oh.

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[the airmen have come downstairs, minus their mustaches, dressed as serving girls]



Flying Officer Fairfax:
Carstairs, you're standing like a tart again.


[Carstairs drops his arm to his side]



Edith:
[looking the airmen up and down] No one will suspect them. They look just like the staff.



René:
Edith, the Germans *take* the staff upstairs from time to time. If they took these two upstairs, do you not think that their suspicions will be aroused?



Yvette Carte-Blanche:
We are much more attractive. They will take us.



René:
And suppose there is a rush?



Flying Officer Carstairs:
What are they saying, Fairfax?



Flying Officer Fairfax:
I've no idea - it's all in French.

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Kermit:
[singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies roam, Where if you're rod toed, you stay out of the road, Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk.



Piggy Pardon:
I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. IT'S HORRIBLE. AAAAAHHHHHH.

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Crow T. Robot:
He's like an idiot savant, minus the savant.

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Tim:
Let's see, he went to bed at 2300 hours. He wanted nine hours of sleep, that would be 3200. Minus twelve, you add that up, uh... 20 O'clock.

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Benny Rodriguez:
Man, you think too much! I bet you get straight A's and shit!



Scotty Smalls:
No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B.



Benny Rodriguez:
Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun. If you were having fun, you would have caught that ball!

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Duckman:
I can't believe they shared their girlfriends with us, Corny. I just spent the night with the sexiest, most insatiable, voluptuous, adventurous, least-inhibited woman I've ever met. If she didn't suddenly get a headache... woo hoo. there's no telling what wild and tawdry escapades we might have experienced. How was your night?



Cornfed:
Like yours... minus the headache.

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Riyo:
[after receiving her work payment] This can't be right! There should be more. I worked so hard...



Matsuji:
Let's see.


[shuffles through Riyo's money]



Matsuji:
No, it's all there. 65 cents a day minus things you buy at the plantation store. That comes to eleven dollars for the month. See, going back to Japan isn't as easy as you thought.

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Sergeant:
[he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...



Rex:
It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?


[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]



Mr. Potato Head:
Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!



Hamm:
Way to go, Rex!


[moves forward]



Woody:
[as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!



Hamm:
He's putting them in backward!



Woody:
PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!


[jumps down]



Sergeant:
[downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!


[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]



Sergeant:
Assume your positions! I repeat! Assume you positions now!



Woody:
ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!


[mayhem breaks out]



Mr. Potato Head:
[in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

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Rattrap:
I know this little place where ya can get dirty mech-fluid mixed with just a touch o' radium. Take yer head right off. Not only THAT - but the servin' bots are walkin' around minus their torso plates, y'know what I mean? Eh? Eh?

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[Jez is discovered in the Rays' house. He tries to escape but Geoff catches hold of his trousers as he is climbing over the fence]



Geoff:
[gleefully] I've got you now, boy. I've got you now.


[Jez presses a button on his waistband and shoots upwards and over the fence, minus his trousers]



Jez:
[to himself] All praise to my quick-release trousers.

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Ronald Quincy:
I know the presidents' chief scientific advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you-you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'm right.

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Oscar:
Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?



Truman:
200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.



Oscar:
Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.

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Ernest P. Worrell:
[Figuring out a mathematical equation, typing on his head like a calculator] Vern drives 18 miles to Tyson's Toyota at 20ΒΆ a mile, that's government standard. Divided by the excellerated rotation of the earth, minus the frustration factor equals... Vern, you're gonna save $53,000 on a $9,000 car. I don't know how them boys stay in business!

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Tommy 'Buns' Bundy:
Once I found out the clock was ticking, it's get the glock, I'mma stick him, nah, kill 'em cause revenge is all a nigga think about in the end, but I'm goin' on a binge, brother, to my sins. Fuck y'all niggas. Born by myself, die by myself. Place the triggers. And if you don't know don't know what it's gon' be in the end... T minus 3, 2, 1... Amen.

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Zach Siler:
All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

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George Carlin:
Here's another example of overprotection. You ever notice on the TV-news every time some guy with an AK47 strolls on to a school yard and kills three or four kids and a couple of teachers, the next day... the next day the school in overrun with counsellors, and psychiatrics, and grief counsellors, and trauma therapists trying to help the child cope. Shit, when I was in school, someone came to our school and killed three or four of us; we went right on with our arithmetic: "35 classmates minus 4... equals 31". We were tough.

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Sarah Silverman:
Jimmy Kimmel, everyone. He's fat and has no charisma. Watch your back, Danny Aiello.



Sarah Silverman:
It's so good to be here. Drew Carey is here and I love him. He was so nice to me backstage, until he found out I wasn't a hooker.



Sarah Silverman:
You know I can't believe Alan King is such a legend, and he's here, and a nursing home in Florida just called. The last person who thinks you're funny just died. Is he laughing?



Sarah Silverman:
Dick Gregory. Oh my gosh, he deserves a round of applause just for being so old for his race. You know, is he the guy from the rice or the cookies? I never remember, but I know he's famous.



Sarah Silverman:
But this is about Hugh Hefner - a living legend, and, uh, look at your girlfriends - so beautiful. When are you going get serious? You know one day you might want one of them changing diapers. I mean if it gets too hard to do it yourself. Look at the smile on his face. He doesn't know where he is.



Hugh M. Hefner:
But he's happy...



Sarah Silverman:
Let's all talk about the whore- - the bunnies. No, bunnies aren't whores. They're paid monthly.



Sarah Silverman:
I think they should be role models in today's society, and I'm serious, especially for girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. They deserve the Purple Heart for that. The Purple Asshole. I don't have the guts to do it. The closest I've ever come to waxing my asshole is once I got it washed and styled, but that doesn't hurt. Minus the curlers. Thank you! Happy birthday, Hef!

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Mary D'Annunzio:
I wanted to know why I got a B minus on my paper.



Jakob Elinsky:
You got what you earned.



Mary D'Annunzio:
Nobody else in that class can write! You know it! I know it! Everyone knows it!



Jakob Elinsky:
Don't worry. You're not competing with them.



Mary D'Annunzio:
Yeah. But I am. Okay. I am competing with them. When you apply for college, you might have heard of this, they look at these things called grades and if your grades aren't good enough...



Jakob Elinsky:
Your grades are going to be fine.



Mary D'Annunzio:
Vincent Phiscalla writes a story about his grandmother dying and you give him an A plus. And meanwhile, the night of the funeral, you wanna know where Rhodes Scholar Vince is? Getting smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls asses. I mean, what is that? A charity A+? You wanna know why everybody always writes about their grandmothers dying? It's not because it's so traumatic. It's because it's a guaranteed A+! And you sit there all sentimental "Oh, Vince it was very powerful, very moving." No, it wasn't. You didn't care. Nobody cared. That's what grandmothers do. They die!



Jakob Elinsky:
Sometimes, guys have a hard time showing their emotions.



Mary D'Annunzio:
So, slapping my ass is a way of mourning his dead grandmother?



Jakob Elinsky:
[points to Mary's stomach] What did your mother say when you got that?



Mary D'Annunzio:
Um, she said, "Where did you get the money for that?"



Jakob Elinsky:
And?



Mary D'Annunzio:
What did I say or did I get the money?



Jakob Elinsky:
What did you say?



Mary D'Annunzio:
I said, "He likes me."



Jakob Elinsky:
Does he?



Mary D'Annunzio:
No. Why do you care so much?



Jakob Elinsky:
Just curious.



Mary D'Annunzio:
So, you're not gonna change the grade?



Jakob Elinsky:
No, I'm not going to change the grade.



Mary D'Annunzio:
Great! You know what, this was a big waste of my time!



Jakob Elinsky:
Wait!

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Paine:
You're a pain. Minus four respect points, Rikku.



Rikku:
Uh-oh, how many points left?



Paine:
Forty-seven.



Rikku:
That's not a whole lot, is it?

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[improvising an educational song]



Dewey Finn:
Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?



Summer Hathaway:
Negative one.



Dewey Finn:
That's right. And six times a billion is?



Marco:
Six billion?



Dewey Finn:
Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is the answer, Marta?



Marta:
Nine.



Dewey Finn:
No, it's eight.



Marta:
...No, it's nine.



Dewey Finn:
...Yes, I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magic number.

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Chris:
T minus two hours. Bras off to avoid strap marks.



Celia:
As we speak darling, as we speak.

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And happiness...Well, after all, desires torment us, don't they? And, clearly, happiness is when there are no more desires, not one...What a mistake, what ridiculous prejudice it's been to have marked happiness always with a plus sign. Absolute happiness should, of course, carry a minus sign — the divine minus.More [07/19/2011 04:07:05]
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.More [07/27/2011 10:07:36]
I'm a holy man minus the holiness.More [09/05/2011 01:09:06]
Literature is the question minus the answer.More [10/11/2011 10:10:00]
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.More [04/30/2012 10:04:00]
If we limit our vision to the real world, we will forever be fighting on the minus side of things, working only too make our photographs equal to what we see out there, but no better.More [12/25/2013 06:12:54]
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Serious sport is war minus the shooting.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Besides that, when elsewhere the harvest of wheat is most
abundant, there it comes up less by one-fourth than what you have
sowed. There, methinks, it were a proper place for men to sow
their wild oats, where they would not spring up.
[Lat., Post id, frumenti quum alibi messis maxima'st
Tribus tantis illi minus reddit, quam obseveris.
Heu! istic oportet obseri mores malos,
Si in obserendo possint interfieri.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Glory drags all men along, low as well as high, bound captive at
the wheels of her glittering car.
[Lat., Fulgente trahit constrictos Gloria curru
Non minus ignotos generosis.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That he was never less at leisure than when at leisure: nor that
he was ever less alone than when alone.
[Lat., Nunquam se minus otiosum esse quam cum otiosus; nec minus
solum quam cum solus esset.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Let me posses what I now have, or even less, so that I may enjoy
my remaining days, if Heaven grant any to remain.
[Lat., Sit mihi quod nunc est, etiam minus et mihi vivam
Quod superest aevi--si quid superesse volunt di.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If the crow had been satisfied to eat his prey in silence, he
would have had more meat and less quarreling and envy.
[Lat., Sed tacitus pasci si posset corvus, haberet
Plus dapis, et rixae multo minus invidiaeque.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In almost everything, experience is more valuable than precept.
[Lat., Nam in omnibus fere minus valent praecepta quam
experimenta.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He who has it in his power to commit sin, is less inclined to do
so. The very idea of being able, weakens the desire.
[Lat., Cui peccare licet peccat minus. Ipsa potestas
Semina nequitiae languidiora facit.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All persons as they become less prosperous, are the more
suspicious. They take everything as an affront; and from their
conscious weakness, presume that they are neglected.
[Lat., Omnes quibus res sunt minus secundae magis sunt, nescio
quomodo,
Suspiciosi; ad contumeliam omnia accipiunt magis;
Propter suam impotentiam se credunt negligi.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Literature is the question minus the answer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I give him a C-minus. It's better than we've had, but we've got a long way to go to get this federal fiscal house in order. ... I would give him a much higher grade if he had vetoed just one (spending) bill.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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