Set your target and keep trying until you reach it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]

Men nearly always follow the tracks made by others and proceed in their affairs by imitation, even though they cannot entirely keep to the tracks of others or emulate the prowess of their models. So a prudent man should always follow in the footsteps of great men and imitate those who have been outstanding. If his own prowess fails to compare with theirs, at least it has an air of greatness about it. He should behave like those archers who, if they are skilful, when the target seems too distant, know the capabilities of their bow and aim a good deal higher than their objective, not in order to shoot so high but so that by aiming high they can reach the target.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]

The odds of hitting your target go up dramatically when you aim at it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]

Scientology defined even more clearly what I needed to do to stay on target with my goals and not waver into other things.More [04/26/2006 12:04:00]

My big places to shop are Wal-Mart and Target - seriously. That is where half of my stuff comes from now.More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]

“We did a series of target shooting with live ammunition. Eva is an unbelievable shot. She shot better than 90% of the police officers out there.”More [10/24/2006 12:10:00]

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Haven't I told you? Killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me any more. For many months now, my new target has been you.More [02/21/2007 12:02:00]

James Bond: Give me the old fashioned target range, Quartermaster.
Q: Yes, well, it's called the future, so get used to it.More [03/28/2007 12:03:00]

[first lines]
Shooting Practice Announcer: Shooters step up to the 20 yard line.
[K.C. has trouble shooting his target during shooting practice, so Joe shoots his and K.C.'s at the same time]
K.C.: Thanks Joe.More [04/05/2007 12:04:00]

Corporal Upham: Uh, Caparzo, right?
Private Caparzo: Hey Corporal, drop dead! And another thing, whenever you salute the Captain you make him an open target for the Germans so don't do it, especially when I'm standing near him!More [04/07/2007 12:04:00]

Steele: Sergeant, what's the meaning of this?
[Thinking he's talking about the unauthorized pig picking]
"Hoot": Just a little aerial target practice, sir. Didn't want to leave 'em behind.
Steele: I'm talking about your weapon, soldier. Now Delta or no-Delta, that's still a hot weapon. Your safety should be on at all times.
"Hoot": This is my safety, sir.
[He holds up his index finger and bends motions as if squeezing a trigger and then walks off]
Sanderson: Let it alone, sir. He hasn't eaten in a few days.More [04/26/2007 12:04:00]

Matthews: Now he's saying the target building is actually a couple blocks down on his left. But he says if he's seen outside of it hell be shot.
Garrison: I'll fucking shoot him a couple blocks down. Tell him I want his skinny ass parked in front of the goddam building, he's not getting paid till he does exactly that.More [04/26/2007 12:04:00]

V: [Disguised as William Rookwood, meeting with Inspector Finch] Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician. He's a deeply religious man and a member of the conservative party. He is completely single-minded convictions and has no regard for the political process. Eventually, his party launches a special project in the name of 'national security'. At first, it is believed to be a search for biological weapons and it is pursued regardless of its cost. However, the true goal of the project is power, complete and total hegemonic domination. The project, however, ends violently... but the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new ability to wage war is born from the blood of one of their victims. Imagine a virus - the most terrifying virus you can, and then imagine that you and you alone have the cure. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon? It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider. He is a man seemingly without a conscience; for whom the ends always justify the means and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the country but rather the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the attack: a school, a tube station, and a water-treatment plant. Several hundred die within the first few weeks. Until at last the true goal comes into view. Before the St. Mary's crisis, no one would have predicted the outcome of the elections. No one. But after the election, lo and behold, a miracle. Some believed that it was the work of God himself, but it was a pharmaceutical company controlled by certain party members made them all obscenely rich. But the true genius of the plan was the fear. A year later, several extremeists are tried, found guilty, and executed while a memorial is builterected to canonize their victims. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government. And through it our politician was ultimately appointed to the newly created position of High Chancellor. The rest, as they say, is history.
Finch: Can you prove any of this?
V: Why do you think I'm still alive?
Finch: Right. We'd like to take you into protective custody, Mr. Rookwood.
V: Oh, I'm sure you would. But if you want that recording, you'll do what I tell you to do. Put Creedy under 24 hour surveillance. When I feel safe that he can't pick his nose without you knowing, I'll contact you again. Until then, cheerio.
Finch: Rookwood. Why didn't you come forward earlier? What were you waiting for?
V: For you, Inspector. I needed you.More [05/21/2007 12:05:00]

Catherine Walsh: [seeing Lamb standing up] Do'nt get up Mr. Lamb. You make a better target sitting down.
Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director: I'm guessing that our visit does not deliver our fugitive.
Catherine Walsh: Not with all of the horseshit you've been handing us.
Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director: Excuse me?
Catherine Walsh: For starters, the fingerprints you have planted at the scene.
[shows a picture of a hand of a mysterious figure holding a briefcase]
Catherine Walsh: You want the illustrated version?
[hands Lamb the picture]
Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director: [after looking at the picture] Can you excuse us gentlemen?
[the men that were in Lamb's meeting leave]
Special Agent Frank Barrows: Where did you get these photographs?
Catherine Walsh: Off of U.N. surveillance tapes.
Special Agent Frank Barrows: That is highly classified material.
Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director: Do you know anything about this agent Barrows?
Special Agent Frank Barrows: I'll look into it.
Sam Gerard: I'll tell you what you should look into, is how you got those fingerprints in the first place, but let me save you the trouble because you had them on file because our boy worked for you just like the two dead guys. Is that right or wrong?
Catherine Walsh: [sternly] We want some answers Mr. Lamb. Or I'm on the next plane to Washington.More [06/07/2007 12:06:00]

Travis Dane: [Dane figures out how to stop the Stealths] Turbulence. If it moves, Grazer can see it.
[goes to the computer and starts hitting keys]
Travis Dane: They disturb the air as they fly through it. Low altitude turbulence, that's how you find these things.
[Two blips appear onscreen]
Travis Dane: There you are.
[chuckles]
Travis Dane: Stealths. I can target these.More [06/15/2007 12:06:00]

With the knowledge that we had… had we not hit that target and had bin Laden used chemical weapons in a terrorist attack, I don’t know how we could have looked the American people in the face.More [07/08/2007 12:07:00]

Capt. Ramsey: You do qualify your remarks. If someone asked me if we should bomb Japan, a simple "Yes." By all means sir, drop that fucker, twice! I don't mean to suggest that you're indecisive, Mr Hunter. Not at all. Just, uh... complicated. 'course, that's the way the Navy wants you. Me, they wanted simple.
Hunter: Well, you certainly fooled them, sir.
Capt. Ramsey: [Chuckles] Be careful there, Mr Hunter. It's all I've got to rely on, being a simple-minded son of a bitch. Rickover gave me my command, a checklist, a target and a button to push. All I gotta know is how to push it, they tell me when. They seem to want you to know why.
Hunter: I would hope they'd want us all to know why, sir.More [07/16/2007 12:07:00]

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating, after BB gun shot bounces off target and hits his face] Oh my god, I shot my eye out!More [07/19/2007 12:07:00]

Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.More [09/20/2007 12:09:00]

“These people wanted to exploit my concern for children by threatening to destroy what I believe in and what I do. I have been a vulnerable target for those who want money.”More [10/01/2007 12:10:00]

[Michael Moore is interviewing citizens from Tappahonnock, Virginia, population 2,016]
Michael Moore: Is there any terrorist target around here?
Tappahannock Woman: [Gesturing towards the restaurant behind her] We have a big spaghetti supper in here.More [10/28/2007 12:10:00]

[Rollo is pushing a wheeled cage containing a lemur he's supposed to have shot]
Vince McCain: What are you doing with that?
Rollo Lee: Uh... oh, the lemur?
Vince McCain: Yeah.
Rollo Lee: Oh, just putting it back in its enclosure.
Vince McCain: Why'd you take it out?
Rollo Lee: Ahhhhh... for a walk... you know, exercise.
Vince McCain: It can hardly move in there.
Rollo Lee: Ah, no, no, the exercise is for me.
Vince McCain: So what do you need that for?
Rollo Lee: That's a good point, actually. Um, well, perhaps I won't bother in future. Thanks for the hint.
[Turns to leave]
Vince McCain: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Were you going to use that for target practice?
Rollo Lee: Oh, no. Ha.
Vince McCain: Or, uh, one of your orgies?
[long pause]
Rollo Lee: Orgies?
Vince McCain: Yeah. I'm onto you. You were going to put that somewhere. You're sick.More [11/05/2007 12:11:00]

Riga Technician: Target is not taking avoiding action, Capitain!
Captain of the Riga: He will!More [11/09/2007 12:11:00]

Lt. Lockhart: Charlie has hit every major military target In Vietnam, and hit 'em hard. In Saigon, the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. Khe Sahn is standing by to be overrun. We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... the civilian press are about to wet their pants and we've heard even Cronkite's going to say the war is now unwinnable. In other words, it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
Private Joker: Sir... does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?
Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Lt. Lockhart: And Joker, you will take off that damn button. How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol?
Private Rafterman: Sir? Permission to go with Joker?
Lt. Lockhart: Permission granted.
Private Rafterman: Thank you, sir.
Private Joker: Sir, permission not to take Rafterman with me?
Lt. Lockhart: You still here? Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick, and take Rafterman with you. You're responsible for him.More [12/06/2007 12:12:00]

Jack Ferriman: Looks like someone used it for target practice.
Epps: That's the happy version.
Jack Ferriman: What's the not-so-happy version?
Epps: There were people in there.More [12/18/2007 12:12:00]

For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.More [12/31/2007 12:12:00]

Olivia Flaversham: Now will you please listen to me? My daddy's gone, and I'm all alone.
Basil: Young lady, this is a most inopportune time.
[Resumes playing violin]
Basil: Surely your mother knows where he is.
Olivia Flaversham: I... I don't have a mother.
Basil: [Stops playing with a screech] Well, um... then perhaps... See here! I simply have no time for lost fathers.
Olivia Flaversham: I didn't lose him. He was taken by a bat.
Basil: Did you say... bat?
Olivia Flaversham: Yes.
Basil: Did he have a crippled wing?
Olivia Flaversham: I don't know, but he had a peg leg.
Basil: Ha!
Dr. Dawson: I say, do you know him?
Basil: Know him? That bat, one Fidget by name, is in the employ of the very fiend that was the target of my experiment! The horror of my every waking moment. The nefarious Professor Ratigan!
Dr. Dawson: Ratigan?
Basil: He's a genius, Dawson. A genius twisted for evil. The Napoleon of crime!
Dr. Dawson: As bad as all that, eh?
Basil: Worse! For years I've tried to capture him, and I've come close, so very close, but each time he's narrowly evaded my grasp! Not a corner of London is safe while Ratigan is at large. There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct. No depravity he wouldn't commit. Who knows what dastardly scheme that villian may be plotting even as we speak.More [01/09/2008 12:01:00]

Lieutenant M.R. Ring: [approaching platoon] Good morning, men!
[responding to salute]
Lieutenant M.R. Ring: Thank you, Gunny. What a marvelous day for a military exercise. Men, today we'll will execute an ambush on a numerically superior force using cover, interlocking fields of fire, and the natural aggressiveness of the United States Marine.
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: You show me some poontang and I'll show you an aggressive Marine.
Lieutenant M.R. Ring: We will provide Major Powers and his elite fighting force an accessable target to sharpen their superior skills. This will be facilitated by the Miles Gear that each man is wearing. As you know, when one of our men is shot this laser sensative device emits a beeping noise.
Highway: Excuse me, Lieutenant, but are you suggesting that we don't fight back?
Lieutenant M.R. Ring: Well, no, Gunny, Major Powers like to use the Recon platoon as a training tool.
Highway: Well, what happens when these men have to go into combat and they're not prepared? They just get dead.
Lieutenant M.R. Ring: Yes, I see what you mean.
Highway: Have you spoken to Major Powers about this?
Lieutenant M.R. Ring: Let's move them out, Gunny.
Highway: Are you coming with us, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant M.R. Ring: Uh, no, Gunny. I have a doctor's appointment at 1100.
Highway: Well, let's hope it's not something that'll keep you out of the next war. Platoon, ten-hut! Sling arms! Right face! Forward march!More [02/19/2008 12:02:00]

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?More [03/30/2008 12:03:00]

Man at Firing Range: [Approaches Lee Harvey Oswald after Lee shoots at his target] I didn't pay two bits for a target just to have someone else shoot at it!
Lee Harvey Oswald: Hey, I'm sorry buddy- I thought I was, uh, shooting at that son-of-a-bitch Kennedy.
[Chuckles]More [05/05/2008 12:05:00]

Ellis Leach: I met with Prince Thamer at Saudi Embassy fifteen minutes after hearing this morning's news. And after speaking with Thamer, I advised withholding additional U.S. personnel, because a large part of the religious justification for these bombs is the presence of current U.S. personnel. More boots on Saudi soil is only gonna make an already combustible situation that much more so.
Maricella Canavesio: My two cents. The Saudis have not asked for FBI help. They've done the opposite. This is just going to further complicate an already deteriorating situation with one of our few remaining allies in the Middle East.
Attorney General Gideon Young: Rock solid logic.
FBI Director James Grace: Well, we would like to be on the record as saying the FBI would like an Evidence Response Team on the ground in Riyadh now.
Ellis Leach: Doesn't your team in that country represent exactly the kind of... of target that these masters would die for? They'd trade ten of their own for one of you.
FBI Director James Grace: Not to go after criminals because they might try to harm you is really not a policy of the FBI. See, we try not to say uncle. We try.More [06/04/2008 12:06:00]

Chaucer: It's a small target Will, but aim for his heart.More [06/18/2008 12:06:00]

Cholo: [a shot is fired] What the hell's that?
Brubaker: Oh, that's just target practice.
[scene cuts to soldiers]
Veteran Soldier: There's nothing there, man.
[he's attacked by Big Daddy and screams]
Cholo: OK, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?More [06/28/2008 12:06:00]

[watching the Imperial Army's target practice]
Algren: I suppose we should be grateful they're all firing in the same direction.
Zebulon Gant: Couldn't have put it better myself, sir.More [07/09/2008 12:07:00]

[first lines]
AWACS radar operator: We have a mid-course deviation. Target heading 036, 126 miles, bearing 062, Havana VOR.
Voice of DEA agent: He's landing at Crab Key. Advise Key West Drug Enforcement.
AWACS radar operator: Roger, sir. AWACS to Key West. Key West Drug Enforcement, please come in.
Voice of DEA agent: If they hurry, they just might be able to grab the bastard.More [07/15/2008 12:07:00]

John Cedar:
Your Honor, what she is saying has no bearing on the case. I object!



Judge May:
Let her speak!



Babe Bennett:
I know why he won't defend himself! That has a bearing on the case, hasn't it? He's been hurt, he's been hurt by everybody he met since he came here, principally by me. He's been the victim of every conniving crook in town. The newspapers pounced on him, made him a target for their feeble humor. I was smarter than the rest of them: I got closer to him, so I could laugh louder. Why shouldn't he keep quiet - every time he said anything it was twisted around to sound imbecilic! He can thank me for it. I handed the gang a grand laugh. It's a fitting climax to my sense of humor.



John Cedar:
Why, Your Honor, this is preposterous.



Babe Bennett:
Certainly I wrote those articles. I was going to get a raise, a month's vacation. But I stopped writing them when I found out what he was all about, when I realized how real he was. He could never fit in with our distorted viewpoint, because he's honest, and sincere, and good. If that man's crazy, Your Honor, the rest of us belong in straitjackets!



John Cedar:
Your Honor, this is absurd. The woman's obviously in love with him.



Babe Bennett:
What's that got to do with it?



John Cedar:
Well, you are in love with him, aren't you?



Babe Bennett:
What's that got to do with it?



John Cedar:
You ARE, aren't you?



Babe Bennett:
Yes!

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High Sheriff of Nottingham:
I hope our little golden hook will catch the fish.



Prince John:
You hope?



High Sheriff of Nottingham:
Oh it will... if he's here.



Prince John:
If he's not we'll stick your head upon the target and shoot at that.

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[describing the Lighning's modus operandi]



Lt. Tom Grayson:
It is my belief, sir, that a method has been found to charge an aerial torpedo with an immense amount of electricity, which upon striking at its target is immediately released.

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Sgt. Early:
[At the target range] Remember, guys, you're usin' real live ammunition! A bullet hasn't got any brains! It'll hit whatever you're aimin' at, so don't start *murdering* each other!

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Elmer Brockhurst:
[after leaving a briefing] 'Key industrial objectives!' Henh! A fine comfort for a lot of new widows back home!



James Carwood:
What do you suppose is there, Brockie? Is there any one target in Germany worth 48 bombers?



Elmer Brockhurst:
Worth it to whom?

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[Nugget and Rocky don't want Tom to worry about the hold-up attempt that they fought off]



Tom Stanley:
Say, what were those shots I just heard?



'Rocky' Lane:
Shots? Oh, ah, just a little target practice.



Nugget Clark:
That's's right, just practicing.



Tom Stanley:
We'll need a better story than that when we tell the sheriff about the dead body down the road.

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Walter Brown:
Sister, I've known some pretty hard cases in my time; you make 'em all look like putty. You're not talking about a sack of gumdrops that's gonna be smashed - you're talking about a dame's life! You may think it's a funny idea for a woman with a kid to stop a bullet for you, only I'm not laughing!



Mrs. Neall:
Where do you get off, being so superior? Why shouldn't I take advantage of her - I want to live! If you had to step on someone to get something you wanted real bad, would you think twice about it?



Walter Brown:
Shut up!



Mrs. Neall:
In a pig's eye you would! You're no different from me.



Walter Brown:
Shut up!



Mrs. Neall:
Not till I tell you something, you cheap badge-pusher! When we started on this safari, you made it plenty clear I was just a job, and no joy in it, remember?



Walter Brown:
Yeah, and it still goes, double!



Mrs. Neall:
Okay, keep it that way. I don't care whether you dreamed up this gag or not; you're going right along with it, so don't go soft on me. And once you handed out a line about poor Forbes getting killed, 'cause it was his duty. Well, it's your duty too! Even if this dame gets murdered.



Walter Brown:
You make me sick to my stomach.



Mrs. Neall:
Well, use your own sink. And let me know when the target practice starts!

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Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
[showing Gibson a model of the targets] Well, Gibson, there it is. That's your main target - the Moehne Dam.



Gibson:
So *that's* it. I thought it was going to be the "Tirpitz".



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
If you can blow a hole in this wall...


[points to model]



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
-you'll bring the Ruhr steel industry to a standstill; and do much other damage besides. I'm showing you the targets. But you'll be the only man in the squadron who knows, so keep it that way.



Gibson:
Very good, sir.



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
[indicates other models] And these are the models of the two other dams, the Eder and the Sorpe. But, the Moehne is the most important one.



Gibson:
I see, sir.



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Come along and study these as often as you like. We're having regular reconnaissance to see what they're doing over there and what's the height of the water. The operation must be carried out when the lakes are full.



Gibson:
When's that likely to be, sir?



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
About the middle of May. You'll need a good moon as well. So, it looks like we're tied to a night between the 12th and the 17th. By the time the next full moon comes around the water level will have started to fall again, so it's our only chance this year. About five weeks from now. How's the training going?



Gibson:
Oh, pretty well sir. Except for the low flying.



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Yes, I guessed you'd be in trouble over that.



Gibson:
It's fairly easy by day, but night flying over water at 150 feet is pretty near impossible.



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
You can't trust your altimeters?



Gibson:
No to the limits Mister Wallis wants. He insists on 150 feet. Not a foot below, or a foot above. I'd hoped we could get over it by practice. But, on still nights, when the water's smooth, there's a sort of no man's land between the dusk and the water.



Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Well, I've got the Farnborough experts on that. I hope they'll come along with an idea. By the way, Wallis is going to test the full-sized bomb at Reculver tomorrow. I'd like you to go down and watch. Take your bombing leader with you.



Gibson:
Right, sir.

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Jet Cosgrave:
Say, most of these brands you're makin' seem to be The Circle C.



Sam Allen:
Well, Circle C's got most of the cattle. The Major don't have much competition these days.



Jet Cosgrave:
He has now. I want you to make some irons for me, Sam.



Sam Allen:
Sure thing! What brand?



Jet Cosgrave:
The Target brand.


[draws a brand almost identical to the Circle C's]



Jet Cosgrave:
Like that!



Sam Allen:
That brand'll make trouble, son.



Jet Cosgrave:
I plan to make a lot of trouble for the Major.

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Nelly Bain:
You're staying?



Clint Tollinger:
Mm-hmm.



Nelly Bain:
Of course - a target right to the end. Standing in front of people who won't stand in back of you.

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[after a drunken Kid Sheleen shoots at a target on the barn]



Clay Boone:
He did it! He missed the barn!

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Vogel:
Between shooting two men six feet away and hitting a target at 100 feet there's a certain difference. It's the difference between an amateur and a professional. And, despite all appearances, I'm not professional.

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Gustav von Aschenbach:
You know sometimes I think that artists are rather like hunters aiming in the dark. They don't know what their target is, and they don't know if they've hit it. But you can't expect life to illuminate the target and steady your aim. The creation of beauty and purity is a spiritual act.



Alfred:
Non Gustav, no. Beauty belongs to the senses. Only to the senses.

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[Urging Barbara not to lose her virginity]



Duane Schneider:
Always remember, and please never forget: A man is like a bow-and-arrow, and a woman is like a target. Bow-and-arrow needs practice. Target doesn't.

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Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
Pope, I really don't mind you being an asshole, you really can't help that, but I do mind you lying to me like I was a fool. Now you came here with one thought in mind, and that was to attach yourself to me so the target would know who I am and what I am. Now, who's gonna perform this sanction if he gets me? You?



Pope:
You don't think I can handle it?



Dr. Jonathan Hemlock:
In a locked closet with a grenade.

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Gillom Rogers:
[Books is giving Gillom gunfighting lessons] Mr. Books, my grouping of shots was tighter than yours. How is it you've killed so many men?



John Bernard Books:
First thing is, that target wasn't shooting back at you. Second, most men at that last second will flinch; I won't.

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General Dodonna:
The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.



Gold Leader:
Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub fighters going to be against that?



General Dodonna:
Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.



Wedge Antilles (Red 2):
That's impossible! Even for a computer.



Luke:
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.



General Dodonna:
Then man your ships. And may the Force be with you.

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Lupin III:
Hey look who's got his game face on!



Goemon Ishikawa:
An unworthy target defiles the weapon.

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Donna Stratton:
[Loomis is all over her, but briefly breaks away to steer the plane; exhausted] Is the target in sight yet, Loomis?



Captain Loomis Birkhead:
Oh, it will be, j-just as soon as I make it through these...


[stares at her breasts]



Captain Loomis Birkhead:
hills.


[starts kissing her again]

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[When her MAC-10 jams while target shooting]



Samantha:
Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.

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Murdock:
Now if there's any of our men in this POW target camp you confirm their presence by taking photographs.



Rambo:
Photographs?



Murdock:
Just photographs. Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy!



Rambo:
I'm supposed to leave 'em there?



Murdock:
I repeat: don't engage the enemy!

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Colonel Ticonderoga:
You missed! How could you miss?



Jud:
Even with these sights we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these weapons before, there's a definite wind factor, AND we have a problem with the sun!



Colonel Ticonderoga:
Just shoot, okay?

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Sledge Hammer:
[Talks to gun] I don't know about you, but I'm stuffed. What do you say we take a look at those videos I rented?


[Puts gun back in holster and goes to the living room to check out the video tapes]



Sledge Hammer:
'On Golden Gun,' 'Peggy Sue Got Murdered,' 'The Way We Wounded... ' 'Home Video Target Range,' what'll they think of next?


[Inserts 'Home Video Target Range' video into VCR and turns on TV]



Video Narrator:
Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me.


[Hammer shoots TV]



Sledge Hammer:
[Talking to gun] Remind me not to rent that one again. It's too expensive.

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Sledge Hammer:
You've never played target practice?



Soviet Scientist:
In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents.



Sledge Hammer:
Here we call them liberals.

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Danny Costanzo:
Excuse me!


[Danny's target turns to face him and is promptly shot by Danny]

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