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Bratty Kid: I want a bicycle.
Jeremy Grey: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?
Bratty Kid: I just want a bicycle!
Jeremy Grey: Why... why are you yelling at me?
Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!
Jeremy Grey: All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.
Bratty Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
Jeremy Grey: [later] Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you. More Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]
Example sheds a genial ray which men are apt to borrow, so first improve yourself today, and then your friends tomorrow. More unknown unknown
Imperfection clings to a person, and if they wait till they are brushed off entirely, they would spin for ever on their axis, advancing nowhere. More Thomas Carlyle
Brad: I'll have a gimlet, warm. More Movie; Automatic [2005] Movie; Automatic [2005]
Isolation is the sum total of wretchedness to a man. More Thomas Carlyle
Grief is only the memory of widowed affections. More James Martineau
It's cool. It's the reason I get to do what I do. More Orlando Bloom
Terroist: Do you have it? The grease!
James Bond: Of course...
[hands him a bag, he pulls out some sports shoes]
Terrorist: Excellent! More Sandy Gallin
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. More Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr
Susie: Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...
Ben: Hmph!
Susie: ...director slash choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my BALLS woman! I am telling you the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living HELL! (long pause, now calm) All right, I'll put him on last.
Beth: Good. (walks away)
Susie: Oh she always wins! More Sandy Gallin
Books are not men and yet they stay alive. More Stephen Vincent Benet
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions. More Gary Smalley
Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music. More Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The only way to get rid of responsibilities is to discharge them. More Walter S. Robertson
Katherine Parker: Ugh! What a slob.
Tess McGill: You were so smooth with him.
Katherine Parker: Never burn bridges. Today's junior *prick*, tomorrow's senior partner. More Sandy Gallin
I like the level of fame that I have. You get nice tables in restaurants sometimes, but fame isn't something that I find comfortable. More Aidan Quinn
Fred 'Sarge' Dobbs: Aliens ain't human. More Sandy Gallin
An early-rising man... a good spouse but a bad husband. More Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice and when they fail in this purpose they become the dangerously structured dams that block the flow of social progress. More Martin Luther King
Narrator: You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
Tyler Durden: Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla, but it's all the same to her. More Movie: Fight Club [1999] Movie: Fight Club [1999]

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