We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is an Italian proverb which saith, From my enemy let me defend myself; but from a pretensed friend Lord deliver me.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon Creation, I should have recommended something simpler.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Man is made or unmade by himself. By the right choice he ascends. As a being of power, intelligence, and love, and the lord of his own thoughts, he holds the key to every situation.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had begged the Lord to forgive them and He, in his boundless exasperation, had said, All right, then. Stay. Stay in the Garden. Get civilized. Procreate. Muck it up. And they did.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Keep our Empire undismembered guide our Forces by Thy Hand, gallant blacks from far Jamaica, Honduras and Togoland; protect them Lord in all their fights, and even more, protect the whites.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Still your mind in me, still yourself in me, and without a doubt you shall be united with me, Lord of Love, dwelling in your heart.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I love to hear my Lord spoken of, and wherever I have seen the print of His shoe in the earth, there have I coveted to put mine also.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared by all that is.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
No one is free who does not lord over himself.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The paper tiger hero, James Bond, offering the whites a triumphant image of themselves, is saying what many whites want desperately to hear reaffirmed: I am still the White Man, lord of the land, licensed to kill, and the world is still an empire at my feet.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The Lord has turned all our sunsets into sunrise.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid... for the Lord thy God, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We must not sit still and look for miracles; up and doing, and the Lord will be with thee. Prayer and pains, through faith in Christ Jesus, will do anything.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I am lord of myself, accountable to none.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized, than lord among those without dreams and desires.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Who then is free? The one who wisely is lord of themselves, who neither poverty, death or captivity terrify, who is strong to resist his appetites and shun honors, and is complete in themselves smooth and round like a globe.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To display his eternal attributes in their inexhaustible variety, the Lord made the green fields of time and space.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The Lord gave us two ends -- one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
You should not believe your conscience and your feelings more than the word which the Lord who receives sinners preaches to you.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Only he who can say, The Lord is my strength, can say, Of whom shall I be afraid?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Patience permits us to cling to our faith in the Lord when we are tossed about by suffering as if by surf. When the undertow grasps us we will realize that we are somehow being carried forward even as we tumble. We are actually being -helped even as we cry for help.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Do your duty, that is best; leave unto the Lord the rest.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A rule I have had for years is: to treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If the Lord be with us, we have no cause of fear. His eye is upon us, His arm over us, His ear open to our prayer--His grace sufficient, His promises unchangeable.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Yet one thing secures us what ever betide, the scriptures assures us the Lord will provide.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
No matter her past, when a chambermaid marries a lord she becomes a lady.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Return from existence to nonexistence. You are seeking the Lord and you belong to him. Nonexistence is a place of income; flee it not. This existence of more and less is a place of expenditure.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Here, my dear Lucy, hide these books. Quick, quick! Fling Peregrine Pickle under the toilette --throw Roderick Random into the closet --put The Innocent Adultery into The Whole Duty of Man; thrust Lord Aimworth under the sofa! cram Ovid behind the bolster; there --put The Man of Feeling into your pocket. Now for them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I like to interpose in all of my appointments, if the Lord wills.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Communication is a two-way street. And while we revel in the reality that we can always get through to heaven, our concern should be whether our Lord can always get through to us.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nay, be a Columbus to whole new continents and worlds within you, opening new channels, not of trade, but of thought. Every man is the lord of a realm beside which the earthly empire of the Czar is but a petty state, a hummock left by the ice.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is an election going on all the time... the Lord votes for you and Satan votes against you, and you must cast the deciding vote.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The lord will not hold back the promises, even if the person who makes them is not worthy.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Is your love for the Lord sufficient to give all your time and talents to his work?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps, If you are not willing to move your feet.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The self-existent Lord pierced the senses to turn outward. Thus we look to the world outside and see not the Self within us. A sage withdrew his senses from the world of change and, seeking immortality, looked within and beheld the deathless self.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Know the Self as Lord of the chariot, the body as the chariot itself, the discriminating intellect as the charioteer, and the mind as the reins. The senses, say the wise, are the horses; selfish desires are the roads they travel.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Take care of your of your life and the Lord will take of your death.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Education, we see, is not merely gaining knowledge or skills helpful toward productive work, though certainly that is a part of it. Rather it is a replenishment and an expansion of the natural thirst of the mind and soul. Learning is a gradual process of growth, each step building upon the other. It is a process whereby the learner organizes and integrates not only facts but attitudes and values. The Lord has told us that we must open our minds and our hearts to learn. There is a Chinese proverb: Wisdom is as the moon rises, perceptible not in progress but in result. As our knowledge is converted to wisdom, the door to opportunity is unlocked.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Harry: Professor, can I ask you something?
Professor Lupin: You want to know why I stopped you fighting the boggart that other day? I would have thought that was obvious. I assumed that if you faced the boggart, it would assume the shape of Lord Voldemort.
Harry: I did think of him at first. But then I remembered that night on the train. I thought of those dementors.
Professor Lupin: I'm impressed, Harry. That suggests that what you fear most of all... is fear. Very wise.More [07/27/2005 12:07:00]
Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.More [08/07/2005 12:08:00]
Narrator: [about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.More [09/07/2005 12:09:00]
Maggot: Let me at him! Let me at him! Don't hold me back!
Elder Gutknecht: [holding crowd back] Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.
Maggot: [after Lord Barkis drinks potion] Not any more!
Elder Gutknecht: Yep. You're right. He's all yours.More [10/01/2005 12:10:00]
Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!
Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!More [10/09/2005 12:10:00]
Stu: For what? To get our hopes up? To promise us we was gunna have a big house with a tire swing, vanity, and a picket fence, and then just leave, again? What the hell kinda loused up angel is that?
Lois: Don't you know nothing would have kept him from you. He's just gone home.
Stu: We're his home ma. The stupid lord can have him later. Why? Why does he have to take evrything, bad enough our home and all our things. Why'd he have take my daddy? What did I do so wrong that he had to take my daddy?
Lois: Oh no honey.
Stu: He could've taken anyone Charles Manson super old people that already been rotten a hundred years. My daddy was only 34 years old.(looking up) I needed him more than you God, I needed him more.More [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Paco: I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...More [12/04/2005 12:12:00]
Blackberry: Fiver, there's been some trouble. Hazel's been shot.
Blackberry: The Black Rabbit serves Lord Frith, but he does no more than his appointed task.
Fiver: Hazel's not dead.More [12/06/2005 12:12:00]
Hazel: Lord Frith, I know you've looked after us well, and it's wrong to ask even more of you. But my people are in terrible danger, and so I would like to make a bargain with you. My life in return for theirs.
Frith: There is not a day or night when a mother doe does not offer her life for her kittens, or an honest captain of Owsla his life for his chief's. But there is no bargain. What is, is what must be.More [12/06/2005 12:12:00]
Parker: Then I heard him praying, now I lay me down to sleep I pray to the lord my soul to keep... and you know something it stayed with me .it bothered me. Of all the people I'd done it too, and that had to be the one I felt and to this day I can't go to sleep unless I say that prayer.More [12/08/2005 12:12:00]
Ponsonby: The draft of the cable, Lord Stokeshire.
Earl of Stokeshire: Read it out, Ponsonby.
Ponsonby: "The Earl and Countess of Stokeshire request the honor of your presence..."
Earl of Stokeshire: [interrupting] Ridiculous! Cables cost money. Take this down
[counts words on his fingers]
Earl of Stokeshire: "Daughters being married June seventeenth. Expect you, Stokeshire."More [12/17/2005 12:12:00]
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