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I was 11 and always watched TV and cartoons and I would always kind of point at the cartoons and say, "I want to do that." And a friend of mine got me an interview with their agent and that was it. I just kind of started pretending for a job. That was it. I pretended for a living.More [04/14/2006 12:04:00]
The Riddler: Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants! Behind curtain number one...
[the Riddler reveals Chase Meridian tied up and hung in a container high up in the room]
The Riddler: The absolute fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian. She enjoys hiking, getting her nails done, and foolisihly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life! And behind curtain number two...
[the Riddler reveals an identical container nearby Chase's. This one has Robin tied up]
The Riddler: Batman's one and only partner. This acrobat-turned orphan likes Saturday morning cartoons and one day dreams being...
The Riddler: [whispers] ... bare naked with a girl!
The Riddler: And below these contestants... my personal favorite. A watery grave!
[the Riddler reveals two holes in the floor leading into a dark pit. Both are underneath the two containers]
The Riddler: [points to his scepter] Just one little touch, and you're two friends are golfing on the rocks below. Not enough time to save them both. Which will it be, Batman? Bruce's love or the Dark Knight's junior partner?
[the Riddler imitates a game show timer while Batman ponders in thought]
Batman: There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap.
The Riddler: Judges?
The Riddler: [makes a buzzer noise] I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. But thank you for playing.
[the Riddler begins to push the button on his scepter]
Batman: Wait! I have a riddle for you!
The Riddler: For me? Really? Tell me.
Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
The Riddler: Please! You're as blind as a bat!
Batman: Exactly.
[throws a batarang at his throne]More [03/19/2007 12:03:00]
Stan: Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.More [05/02/2007 12:05:00]
Carole: Listen, Michael. Uh, first thing in the morning, we will take them big-ass drawings of yours up to one of them big cartoon syndicates. You can sell 'em, we'll get some bread, get our clothes out of Angie's house and split for San Francisco. And Shorty can't roll that far.
Michael: I'm gonna tell you, Carole, I don't wanna sell my cartoons to one of them places. They, uh - they ain't gonna buy that crap anyway. I'm an underground cartoonist. That's - that's where I belong.
Carole: So why don't you sell your stuff to your underground friends?
Michael: They don't wanna buy any.
Carole: Now, why that, Mr. Underground?
Michael: 'Cause, well, uh...
[in whisper to Carole]
Michael: I still jack off.
Carole: [Laughing] You are cool!
[Both Laughing]More [03/03/2008 12:03:00]
[Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]
Jay: I can't belive this shit. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon.
[the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]More [05/01/2008 12:05:00]
Leon Schlesinger:
Hello, Porky. Come on in.

Porky Pig:
Hello, Mr. Schl-Schle-Schles-g-g-g-g... Hello, Leon.

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, Porky, what's on your mind? What can I do for you?

Porky Pig:
You see, I've been in cartoons a long time, and I was thinking, t-that if I had a chance to act in features... What's Errol Flynn got that I haven't?

Leon Schlesinger:
You mean to say you want to get out of your cartoon contract?

Porky Pig:
Y-yeah, t-that's right.

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me. You sure you know what you're doing?

Porky Pig:

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, if you say so, I'll tear up your contract, if that's what you want.

Porky Pig:

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me.

[Leon tears up contract and throws it in wastebasket]

Leon Schlesinger:
[Shakes hands with Porky] Okay, Porky. Don't forget me when you're a star.

[Porky leaves]

Leon Schlesinger:
He'll be back.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Daffy Duck:
[after the island paradise disappears] Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you to find that this is an animated cartoon, and that in animated cartoons they have scenery, and in all the years I've...

[as he's venting, he is slowly being erased from feet up and is silenced when his face is erased]

Daffy Duck:
All right wise guy, where am I?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Anyone can now enter the lucrative field of animated cartoons with the new Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit. This kit contains everything needed for quiet, sophisticated humor--one mean, stupid cat; one sweet, lovable mouse; and assorted deadly weapons. The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
When we took Palermo they called me a hero, said I was the greatest general that ever lived.

General Omar N. Bradley:
[looking at a newspaper and chuckling] And now they draw cartoons about you.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Betty Boop:
Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I've still got it. Boo boo be do, boo.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Betty Boop:
Cigars? Cigarettes?... Eddie Valiant!

Eddie Valiant:
[turns around] Betty!

Betty Boop:
Long time, no see!

Eddie Valiant:
What are you doing here?

Betty Boop:
Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I still got it, Eddie! "Boop-boop-be-doop-*boop*!"

Eddie Valiant:
[grins] Yeah. You still got it.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Is this episode going on the air live ?

June Velany:
No Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animator's wrist.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Gustav Svensson:
[while checking out the channels on the TV] Well look at this! Cartoons!

Oh, that's one of those kid channels. They're showing cartoons 24 hours a day.

Gustav Svensson:
Oh, my God. How are you supposed to keep awake?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
This is never gonna work.

Pip, damn it, what is your problem?

You remember that guy Doper Greg? Remember that guy, man? He used to blow bong hits in his iguana's face and try to make the thing watch cartoons with him all the time.

So what? Will you shut up?

Just get to the point? What?

Well, he won this radio giveaway, and when he went down to the station, they wouldn't let him in the building. It was, like, this total security building. They slid his tickets through this litle slot with, like, salad tong things.

Oh, so just because that anus couldn't get in, does that mean that we can't?

Anybody gives us any static, I shove this in their face.

[Rex holds up his plastic gun and fires it at Pip and Chazz, laughing] Ahhh.

Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with a toy gun. The cops zapped him with a taser until he went bald.

And then he sued them for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow in.

Still got no hair on his balls, man.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Peter Griffin:
Lois, come see what I did with the money your dad gave me.

Lois Griffin:
Oh my God. You turned the den into Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Peter Griffin:
[singing] Come on, get up / Knock off your napping / It's a crazy, messed up place where anything can happen / There's a chair that freakin' talks. Hey look! / There's some fish that give advice. Holy crap / It's screwey at Peter's Playhouse. Ha ha ha. Watch this, Lois.

[imitates Pee-Wee]

Peter Griffin:
Hewy Jambi.

Brian Griffin:
[as Jambi the Genie] Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hinie - God, I hate you so much.

Lois Griffin:
Peter, that reparation money should be going to worthy black charity.

Peter Griffin:
Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in 5 minutes. I will not have you embarrass me.

Lois Griffin:
Peter, you're acting ridiculous.

Peter Griffin:
[everyone screams, "Ridiculous" flashes at the bottom of the screen] You said the secret word!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
I bet I could read you a question from this book and you'll be able to answer it correctly. You ready?

I don't think I've ever seen you read anything that didn't have cartoons in it.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Everybody out.

Show's not over yet, Pete.

What show? You've got no cartoons and that stage is deader than the Haunted Mansion.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.

I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
The Gorillaz cartoons seem more real to me than the actual people on TV. Because at least you know that there's some intelligence behind the cartoons, and there's a lot of work that's gone into it, so it can't all be just a lie.More [07/13/2011 03:07:56]
I've never canceled a subscription to a newspaper because of bad cartoons or editorials. If that were the case, I wouldn't have any newspapers or magazines to read.More [07/14/2011 06:07:59]
I realized that people make cartoons for a living. It had never dawned on me that you could do this as a career.More [07/30/2011 10:07:36]
Picasso's always been such a huge influence that I thought when I started the cartoon paintings that I was getting away from Picasso, and even my cartoons of Picasso were done almost to rid myself of his influence.More [08/01/2011 04:08:40]
I was doing political cartoons and getting angry to the point where I felt I was going to have to start making and throwing bombs. I thought I was probably a better cartoonist than a bomb maker.More [08/19/2011 03:08:09]
But by us doing a lot on the road, we were able to afford things like videos on the tours, cartoons that we'd open up the shows with. We were doing that way back when and now it's the hippest thing to do. We're just coming back around, I guess trying to play catch-up.More [10/03/2011 02:10:39]
After I had done a handful of cartoons I was satisfied with, I started submitting them to the magazines.More [10/10/2011 01:10:08]
I first pitched the idea of doing a series of cartoons based on Bible stories. They didn't much like it.More [10/10/2011 01:10:26]
Making cartoons means very hard work at every step of the way, but creating a successful cartoon character is the hardest work of all.More [10/10/2011 01:10:38]
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from 'The Lion King' - and it's a bit weird but various of my ex-girlfriends actually did look like Nala.More [05/03/2013 03:05:10]
I think my printing to this day looks like the printing right out of a comic book. Actually, I always wanted to be in a comic book. I watched cartoons when I was a kid, too, and both comics and cartoons lit fire in my imagination. This realm holds a lot of interest for me, a lot of passion for me. So to be comic-ized, yeah, that's cool.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. You've got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives?More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We want either an apology or some kind of explanation as to why they chose to do the cartoons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To threaten people and to accuse a country because a newspaper has published some cartoons or some information that could be interpreted as offensive for one group or another is completely inappropriate.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[The cartoon controversy] has struck a chord of public anger. The spark was provided by the cartoons, but it's already political, and the target now is the government.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We also believe that Muslims must use restraints in reacting to these cartoons and use educational methods to teach fellow human beings about Islam.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Cartoons have always been an enjoyment to me... a relaxation... I get my ideas from everyday events.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All Muslims were repulsed by the cartoons, even non-practicing ones whose Muslim identity is more cultural than religious. That doesn't mean there hasn't been manipulation.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Starting today (Wednesday), we will halt imports of Danish goods as our way of protesting the publication of the cartoons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It has made Anaheim the laughingstock of the country -- (on) late-night TV, cartoons, ESPN.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just as Muslim newspapers the world over continue to print disgusting cartoons about Jews and then riot when very mild cartoons about Islam are printed, Hayes has a clear double standard. Here's hoping. Down with the Super Adventure Club!.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is no coincidence that politicians, particularly on the right, are attacking this movie now, when we are in the middle of the controversy over the Mohammed cartoons. This is being used as a political football to score points. I wonder if any of the politicians has actually seen the movie. It's just a fun, silly action flick -- 'Rambo' told from the other side.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The caricatures and cartoons which have appeared are a very serious issue as far as Muslims are concerned. Western governments and Western media need to appreciate that Muslims take their religion very seriously.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Borders absolutely supports the customers' right to choose what to read and what to buy, and Free Inquiry has the right to publish the cartoons. We made the decision not to carry this particular issue of Free Inquiry because of the fact that we place a priority on customer and employee safety and security.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My kids are grown and gone, but I remember just how violent even cartoons were. In fact, we even pulled the television out of the house for awhile. I saw the effect.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The New Yorker is synonymous with the magazine cartoon, ... and this extends the brand because we've jumped out of the magazine and on to the Internet. We've also made it possible for someone to download a cartoon into a PowerPoint presentation or read a customized book (of cartoons) about dentists.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[The Web site also gives the creator a way to fight back against the sense that you are only as good as your last cartoon.] I've done 600 cartoons for the New Yorker , ... Now I feel like I'm as good as my last cartoon, and my first cartoon, and every one in between.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But by us doing a lot on the road, we were able to afford things like videos on the tours, cartoons that we'd open up the shows with. We were doing that way back when and now it's the hippest thing to do. We're just coming back around, I guess trying to play catch-up.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was 11 and always watched TV and cartoons and I would always kind of point at the cartoons and say, "I want to do that." And a friend of mine got me an interview with their agent and that was it. I just kind of started pretending for a job. That was it. I pretended for a living.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Families should not be deceived, ... [These] shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-themed jokes and foul language. Even worse is the fact that Hollywood is peddling its filth to families with cartoons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My craziest ideas come from cartoons. I approach music by taking that cartoon extreme and the real life extreme and finding somewhere in the middle. The animated element lures people in, but the real-life substance puts the nail in the coffin.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
These cartoons were not in violation of Danish law but have irrefutably offended many Muslims, and for that we apologize.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We apologize for the fact that the cartoons undeniably have offended many Muslims.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I see myself as an artist who happens to do cartoons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think perhaps Pakistan can take the lead. Perhaps Turkey can as well, being part of Europe. But someone has to start talking about why the Muslim world has become a boiling pot and look beyond these cartoons to what the ideological reasons are for this divide.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I knew I wanted to be some kind of artist from about 12. I met a neighbour who drew cartoons, and I had an idea I wanted to be a cartoonist - or something that involved Indian ink, at any rate.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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