Most of the problems a President has to face have their roots in the past.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Pride the first peer and president of hell.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A coalition of groups is waging a massive propaganda campaign against the president of the United States. an all-out attack. Their aim is total victory for themselves and total defeat for him.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt. Give us the tools, and we will finish the job.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I am going to build the kind of nation that President Roosevelt hoped for, President Truman worked for, and President Kennedy died for.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president s.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We want a president who is as much like an American tourist as possible. Someone with the same goofy grin, the same innocent intentions, the same naive trust; a president with no conception of foreign policy and no discernible connection to the U.S. government, whose Nice Guyism will narrow the gap between the U.S. and us until nobody can tell the difference.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A President is best judged by the enemies he makes when he has really hit his stride.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The professional celebrity, male and female, is the crowning result of the star system of a society that makes a fetish of competition. In America, this system is carried to the point where a man who can knock a small white ball into a series of holes in the ground with more efficiency than anyone else thereby gains social access to the President of the United States.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Oh, great. This is going to be like shooting baskets with Magic Johnson watching. [On watching Independence Day with President Clinton]More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
From now on, I think it is safe to predict, neither the Democratic nor the Republican Party will ever nominate for President a candidate without good looks, stage presence, theatrical delivery, and a sense of timing.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he hesitates, events will soon be on top of him. I never felt that I could let up for a moment.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Within the first few months I discovered that being president is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep riding or be swallowed.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Being a President is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep on riding or he is swallowed.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
From time to time, life as a leader can look hopeless. To help you, consider a man who lived through this: Failed in business at age 31. Defeated for the legislature at 32. Again failed in business at 34. Sweetheart died at 35. Had a nervous breakdown at 36. Defeated in election at 38. Defeated for Congress at 43. Defeated for Congress at 46. Defeated for Congress at 48. Defeated for Senate at 55. Defeated for Vice President at 56. Defeated for Senate at 58. Elected President at age 60. This man was Abraham Lincoln.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In America, the President reigns for four years, and journalism governs for ever and ever.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so.More [08/23/2005 12:08:00]
The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep.More [08/23/2005 12:08:00]
The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know,when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.More [08/24/2005 12:08:00]
Forrest Gump: The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers.More [09/08/2005 12:09:00]
Richard M. Nixon: Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice president Ford will be sworn into office at that hour in this office.More [09/08/2005 12:09:00]
Lola Jackson: Did the President just quote Tupac?More [10/20/2005 12:10:00]
Timmek, President of the Council: Armageddon. The slaughter of humanity. An atomic war no one wanted, but which no one had the wisdom to avoid.More [11/05/2005 12:11:00]
Simon Wilder: You asked the question, sir, now let me answer it. The beauty of the Constitution is that it can always be changed. The beauty of the Constitution is that it makes no set law other than faith in the wisdom of ordinary people to govern themselves.
Proffesor Pitkannan: Faith in the wisdom of the people is exactly what makes the Constitution incomplete and crude.
Simon Wilder: Crude? No, sir. Our "founding parents" were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn't know everything. Sure, they'd make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an "elected king," no matter how many bombs he can drop. Because the "crude" Constitution doesn't trust him. He's just a bum, okay Mr. Pitkannan? He's just a bum.More [11/20/2005 12:11:00]
Stanley Motss: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: But there was never a war.
Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.More [11/22/2005 12:11:00]
McKittrick: Excuse me, sir. We can't send these men back to the President of the United States with a lot of head-shrinker horseshit!More [11/27/2005 12:11:00]
Cochise: When you're president of the biggest gang in the city, you don't have to take any shit.
Ajax: Ah, fuck him!More [11/29/2005 12:11:00]
This was President Kennedy's favorite position.More [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Dan Hickey: Shrewed, honest, intelligent, moral; Adams overcame all these faults to become president of the united states.More [02/08/2006 12:02:00]
Coleman: President thought you boys could use a little looking-after. But I draw the line at defying gravity, so good luck.More [02/19/2006 12:02:00]
Capt. James West: Loveless has kidnapped metallurgists, so whatever he's building is going to have armor. He's kidnapped chemists, so it'll have explosives. And you've said that Rita's father is the biggest expert on hydraulics in the world, so it's going to move. What could he be building that will make the president surrender the U.S. Goverment?
Artemus Gordon: A bedside heater.
Capt. James West: What?
Artemus Gordon: Rita. She could use a bedside heater. It gets rather cold back there.More [02/19/2006 12:02:00]
Sometimes, you know, the president is a father-like figure in American society, to most Americans, even today, no matter how cynical we've become. And people don't want to think that daddy's a bum all the time. They don't want to think that Daddy's a liar, a cheat and a fraud.More [04/06/2006 12:04:00]
I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.More [04/06/2006 12:04:00]
Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why."More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
I intend to dedicate my remaining time as president of the NRA to ensure that the Second Amendment is safe from Al Gore and all those who threaten it.More [04/18/2006 12:04:00]
[He said U.S. opinion polls showed 70 percent of Americans supported stem-cell research for medical reasons.] My message to the president would be to rethink his position in light of the fact that there is overwhelming popular support [for it], ... I think he really needs to look again at his position and to re-evaluate it.More [04/21/2006 12:04:00]
I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.More [05/06/2006 12:05:00]
Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.More [05/18/2006 12:05:00]
I felt really strongly, as a New Yorker, that the city bonded in a way that transcended race and sex and economic status. We had an opportunity that the president just completely blew. Now we've gone so far in the other direction in terms of war and danger.More [05/22/2006 12:05:00]
I'm not a fan of ( President Bush ), so I let out a big cheer (over West's comments)More [05/25/2006 12:05:00]
“This man called President Bush has a lot to answer for. I don't know if this man is really taking care of America. This government has been shameful.”More [06/07/2006 12:06:00]
“If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.”More [06/20/2006 12:06:00]
“A female president - maybe they'd start calling it the Ova Office”More [08/03/2006 12:08:00]
“It's a fantasy that we could have a president who could actually make choices based on what's right, rather than having to weigh the political fallout. But that's sort of what we're showing. ... And you can dream.”More [08/20/2006 12:08:00]
“[Work for Davis is playing America's first female president, who also is juggling three kids and an unwelcoming Congress, on the ABC drama (premiering Tuesday, 9 p.m. ET/PT).] I have been to several real Inaugural Balls, ... But President Clinton didn't have a cake shaped like the White House. That was my special idea.”More [08/20/2006 12:08:00]
I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.More [11/23/2006 12:11:00]
“[This time, they've got Louis Gossett Jr. as the president of the United States.] Lou kicked the acting up a level, ... There's one scene at the very end between me and him. The White House is on fire, the end is near ... in a lesser actor's hands, it might not have worked.”More [12/01/2006 12:12:00]
“There is partial truth to that rumor. The president did say I would be good in the role, but when he said that, he didn't know I'd already been cast. His approval wasn't needed -- I'd already been selected by Steve Martin.”More [12/18/2006 12:12:00]
Mahalik: [to the Aliens] So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?
Alien #1: Oh, that's how we say hello.
George: Then how do you say good-bye?
[the Alien kicks him in the crotch]
George: Oooh... I had to ask...
Alien #1: If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.
[He starts peeing out of his finger]
President Harris: Oooooh, so we are the same then...
[the President starts peeing out of his finger also]More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
Ross Giggins: Turning now to sports...
[Cindy types new text for the teleprompter]
Ross Giggins: and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward: Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?
Ross Giggins: It's a horrible fate.
Cindy: Carson, I have to do this.
[Ward types his text]
Ross Giggins: Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
[Everybody's fighting over the telemprompter keyboard, the janitor sits on it]
Ross Giggins: Oh, shizl gzngahr, % + 7, , 193419 ckin etd vaus erstn gubl chn q shnitzi guorsn blkn (, , 18 469
[Janitor takes over the keyboard]
Ross Giggins: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie.More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
President Harris: [looks at portrait of Harrison Ford] I wonder what President Ford would have done.More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, the country is under attack by aliens.
President Harris: I'll deal with that later. Right now I want to find out what happens to the duck.
Secret Service Agent: More people will die!
President Harris: The people will die regardless. But this duck still has a fighting chance.
Secret Service Agent: Sir, I've read the book. The duck dies!
[the President spits milk all over the elementary school kids]
President Harris: Good God! That's horrible!More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
Hyman Roth: If I could only live to see it, to be there with you. What I wouldn't give for twenty more years! Here we are, protected, free to make our profits without Kefauver, the goddamn Justice Department and the F.B.I. ninety miles away, in partnership with a friendly government. Ninety miles! It's nothing! Just one small step, looking for a man who wants to be President of the United States, and having the cash to make it possible. Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.More [02/23/2007 12:02:00]
[Dr. Emmett Brown is doubting Marty McFly's story about that he is from the future]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis?
[later he rushes outside, down a hill and toward his laboratory]
Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: [following Doc] Whoa! Wait! Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny, the Secretary of the Treasury.
Marty McFly: [outside the lab door] Doc, You gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: [opens the door to the lab] I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, Future Boy!
[closes the door leaving Marty outside]
Marty McFly: No, wait! Doc. The... the... the bruise... the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor...
Marty McFly: which... is what makes time travel possible.
[Doc opens the door and looks at Marty with a stunned look on his face]More [02/26/2007 12:02:00]
Dr. Emmett Brown: [holding Marty's video camera] No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on TV.More [02/26/2007 12:02:00]
Frank Costello: Have a seat, Bill.
[Costigan sits down at Costello's dinner table]
Frank Costello: [while eating crab] Do you know John Lennon?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, sure, he was the president before Lincoln.
Frank Costello: Lennon said, "I'm an artist. You give me a fucking tuba, I'll get you something out of it."
Billy Costigan: [sarcastically] Well I tell you Mr. Costello, I'd like to squeeze some fucking money out of it.
Frank Costello: Smart mouth. Too bad. If you'll indulge me...
[sees Gwen leaving]
Frank Costello: Now what?
Gwen: Choir practice.
Frank Costello: [annoyed] Choir practice.
[Costello pulls out a severed human hand]
Frank Costello: The point I'm making with John Lennon is - a man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think "what could I use you for?"More [03/22/2007 12:03:00]
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