Josh Howard: Look Vince - the brave ones don't come home. You stay scared.
Vince Massler: Yeah. You were always one of those guys who didn't want any brave ones on patrol with you, weren't you?
Josh Howard: It's simple enough - in my book "brave" rhymes with "stupid", and it still does. (Chong Tommy)
Vince Massler: I can't do it. I've got my wife to think of.
Danny Ocean: Think of her rich.
Vince Massler: Think of me dead. (Chong Tommy)
Vince Massler: If it's so fool-proof, why hasn't somebody done it yet.
Danny Ocean: Same reason nobody's gone to the moon yet - no equipment.
Jimmy Foster: And we're equipped. (Chong Tommy)
'Curly' Steffens: You're not gonna make yourself popular, knocking Danny.
Spyros Acebos: Who's knocking him? I love him. I respect talent. All I'm asking is he should me a little.
'Curly' Steffens: Too tough. Don' ask. (Chong Tommy)
Jimmy Foster: I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the 'phone in December.
Massuese: That's crazy. Why?
Jimmy Foster: Because one December, every time I picked up the 'phone they sent me out into the snow to play with my friends. That was at the Bulge. (Chong Tommy)
Tipsy Girl: I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on! (Chong Tommy)
Mrs. Restes: [speaking of her son] He met a jiggly little number who was Vegas-bound.
Adele Ekstrom: "Jiggly little number" isn't exactly how I would describe Danny Ocean... more like a well-mannered shark.
Mrs. Restes: Is he? (Chong Tommy)
Adele Ekstrom: Happy burial, dead dog. (Chong Tommy)
Beatrice Ocean: There's only one thing you love, Danny: that's danger. Cliffhanging. You could never love a woman like you love danger. (Chong Tommy)
Danny Ocean: [Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again. (Chong Tommy)
Danny Ocean: Why waste those cute little tricks that the Army taught us just because it's sort of peaceful now. (Chong Tommy)
Bartender: [over the noise in the background] How's the game going?
Rusty: Longest hour of my life.
Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender: Great! (Chong Tommy)
Reuben: Where are they? That's what I wanna know, where the hell are they?
Saul: [in his fake accent] They *will* be here.
Reuben: They *will* be here... schmuck! (Chong Tommy)
Linus: Don' leave me alone with these guys! (Chong Tommy)
Shane West: Mr Ocean, what do you do? If you don't mind me asking.
Danny: I don't mind you asking, I just got out of prison. I'll take two.
Joshua Jackson: Why were you in prison?
Danny: I stole stuff.
Shane West: You stole stuff? Like jewels?
Rusty: Incan matrimonial headmasks.
Shane West: Is there a lot of money in that? Incan matrimonial
Danny: Headmasks. There's some.
Rusty: Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. But you can't. I'll take two.
Danny: My fence seemed confident enough.
Rusty: Dealing in cash you don't need a fence.
Danny: Some people lack vision.
Rusty: Probably everybody on cell block E (Chong Tommy)
Basher: Where we at boys?
Livingston: Pins and floor sensors now.
Basher: Blinder. (Chong Tommy)
Danny: Livingston, we're set.
Rusty: Livingston, we're set.
Livingston: Basher, we're set.
Basher: Hang on a minute chief.
Livingston: We don't have a minute, Yen's gonna suffocate.
Basher: Then you'd better leave off bothering me, don't you think? (Chong Tommy)
Reuben: What? Did you guys get a group rate or something? (Chong Tommy)
Danny: I'm not joking, Tess.
Tess: I'm not laughing, Danny. (Chong Tommy)
Rusty: 'Wonder what Rueben'll say.
Reuben: [Cut to Rueben] YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS! (Chong Tommy)
Tess: You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching. (Chong Tommy)
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