Cedric: Can I help you, your majesty?
King: Ah, yes, um... Mmm, exquisite. What do you call this dish?
Cedric: That would be the dog's breakfast, your majesty.
King: Ah, yes! Very good, uh... Carry on, Cedric. (Chong Tommy)
Gingerbread Man: IT'S ALIVE! (Chong Tommy)
Shrek: Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! (Chong Tommy)
[after discovering Shrek must kiss his true love for his transformation to be permanent]
Girl #1: I can be your true love!
Girl #2: I can be your true love!
Girl #3: I can be true... enough! (Chong Tommy)
[Shrek has grabbed Puss-in-boots]
Donkey: Let's neuter him right now! Give him the Bob Barker treatment! (Chong Tommy)
Shrek: Oh, look! A little cat.
[Puss-in-boots brandishes his sword]
Donkey: Look out, Shrek, he got a piece! (Chong Tommy)
[Shrek is depressed because Fiona's father wants to kill him]
Donkey: Oh, don't feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you. (Chong Tommy)
[Shrek steals two noblemen's clothes]
Shrek: Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget. (Chong Tommy)
[hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up]
Pig: I see London, I see France... (Chong Tommy)
Puss-in-Boots: Fear me, if you dare. (Chong Tommy)
Donkey: [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call. (Chong Tommy)
[to handsome Shrek]
Girl #1: You look tense. Do you need me to rub your shoulders?
Girl #2: I wanna rub his shoulders!
Girl #3: Now I don't have anything to rub! (Chong Tommy)
Puss-in-Boots: Sorry. I thought that question was directed at me. (Chong Tommy)
[after Shrek, Donkey and Puss stumble upon a factory with multi-colored smokestacks]
Donkey: It's the old Keebler place! (Chong Tommy)
Queen: Oh, stop being such a drama king! (Chong Tommy)
[upon arriving at Far Far Away]
Shrek: We are definitly not in the swamp anymore. (Chong Tommy)
Shrek: [to Donkey] For five minutes, can you not be yourself? (Chong Tommy)
Chef: Bon apptit!
Donkey: Oh, Mexican food! My favorite. (Chong Tommy)
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man? (Chong Tommy)
[Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mum and Dad and Donkey are arguing at the table]
Queen: Harold!
Princess Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona...
King: Fiona!
Princess Fiona: Mum!
Queen: Harold!
Donkey: [happily] Donkey! (Chong Tommy)
Puss-in-Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one! (Chong Tommy)
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