John Fugelsang

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John Fugelsang

I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out,More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isn’t profit or ratings driven — they represent foreign investment in a country where the two-party system outsourced your jobs. They represent facts over opinion and they represent our cultures coming together just a little more, whether you bigots like it or not.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.More John Fugelsang [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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