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Henry Beard

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golfMore Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Wear it if it clashes.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.More Henry Beard [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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