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Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004]

Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Igor... Do unto others...
Igor: Before they do it unto me!More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.
Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
Van Helsing: [running past him] Werewolf!
Carl: Oh! You'll be needing silver bullets then.
[he produces a box of bullets and throws them to Van Helsing, rather deftly]
Van Helsing: Well done!More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Anna Valerious: He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Aleera: Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?
[laughs triumphantly, then screams as Anna catches a silver stake and impales her through the chest]
Anna Valerious: I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Carl: Here, take this.
[he hands Van Helsing a bag, then begins to fill it]
Carl: Rings of garlic... holy water... silver stake... crucifix...
[they pass two monks test-firing a Gatling gun]
Van Helsing: Why can't I have one of those?More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Van Helsing: Now, Carl, whatever you do, don't stare at him.
[he opens the coach door, revealing the Frankenstein Monster shackled into the seat, struggling and snarling]
Carl: I'm staring at him.
[quickly turns away]
Carl: Is that a man?
Van Helsing: Actually, it's seven men. Parts of them, anyway.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Anna Valerious: For me this is all personal. It's all about family and honor. Why do you do it? What do you hope to get out of it?
Van Helsing: Oh, I don't know. Maybe some self-realization.
Anna Valerious: And what have you got out of it so far?
Van Helsing: Nightmares.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[after Van Helsing's first, failed attempt to kill Dracula]
Anna Valerious: A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!
Van Helsing: Well, I could have used that information a little earlier.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[Carl hands Van Helsing his latest invention, an automatic crossbow]
Carl: A work of certifiable genius.
Van Helsing: If you don't say so yourself.
Carl: Well, I did say so myself.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[drinking a freshly-killed man's blood from a glass]
Aleera: Thirty years old... perfectly aged.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[stalking the werewolf through the streets]
Van Helsing: Who's hunting whom?More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Van Helsing: [looking around for the werewolf] It's a little late for digging graves, isn't it?
Top Hat: It's never too late to dig graves. You never know when you'll need a fresh one...
[when Van Helsing turns around, he suddenly swings his shovel at Van Helsing's head. Van Helsing catches the handle and points his gun in Top Hat's face]
Top Hat: Oh, sorry! It's just... my nature.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Anna Valerious: Dwergi!
Van Helsing: Dwergi?
Anna Valerious: Dracula's servants. Industrious, but extremely vicious. If you get a chance to kill one, do it, because they'll do worse to you.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[seeing Dracula's children hatch and fly through the castle]
Van Helsing: This is where I come in!More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Anna Valerious: Oh, my God! The Frankenstein Monster!
Frankenstein's Monster: Monster! Who's the monster here? I have done nothing wrong, yet you and your kind still wish me dead!More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[Van Helsing and Anna are both hanging off the sides of the carriage, hanging over the cliff. While the Monster is chained in his seat, Carl starts to pull Anna in, but Van Helsing's grip starts to fail]
Frankenstein's Monster: I can help!
Carl: You won't kill me?
Frankenstein's Monster: Only if you don't hurry!More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
[Van Helsing and Carl break into a mausoleum to hide the unconscious Monster]
Carl: I'm sure this is some kind of sin.
Van Helsing: Don't worry, God will forgive us.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: Oh, my God, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: Thank you.
Carl: Sorry.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Frankenstein's Monster: You've been bitten. Bitten by a werewolf. Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately.
[Van Helsing takes out a tranquilizer blowgun]
Van Helsing: I am sorry...
Frankenstein's Monster: May others be as passionate in hunting you.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Van Helsing: If you're late, run like hell.
[Anna turns away, but he grabs her back]
Van Helsing: Don't be late.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Van Helsing: Bless me, Father, for I have...
Cardinal Jinette: Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at that. You shattered the Rose Window!
Van Helsing: Well, not to split hairs, sir, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering...
Cardinal Jinette: 13th Century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that!
Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve.
Cardinal Jinette: Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased.
Van Helsing: Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette: Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing: Well, then neither do I.
[he gets up angrily, but the Cardinal presses a button, dropping a set of bars over the confessional's exit]
Cardinal Jinette: When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.
Van Helsing: Why can't he do it Himself?
Cardinal Jinette: Don't blaspheme! You already lost your memory as a penance for past sins. If you wish to recover it, I suggest you continue to heed the call.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]
Aleera: Did I scare you?
Carl: No.
Aleera: Then maybe I need to try... a little harder.More Movie: Van Helsing [2004] Movie: Van Helsing [2004] [03/14/2007 12:03:00]

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