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Movie: Twice Upon a Time [1983] Movie: Twice Upon a Time [1983]

Greensleeves:
Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.

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Fairy Godmother:
Call me F.G.M. I hate excess verbiage.

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Flora:
Uncle Greenie, where are you?



Greensleeves:
Under the door, ya twit!



Rod Rescueman:
That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!

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Scuzzbopper:
I'm through with nightmare scripts! I'm starting work on The Great Amurkian Novel! Pulitzer Prize, here I come!

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[Discovering Rod Rescueman has rescued Flora Fauna]



Botch:
How did this happen? Where were you, watching reruns again? I don't wanna hear excuses! She'll be back; The Murkworks is in her blood, her sap, her plasma, or whatever she has!

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Rod Rescueman:
[Flying in with fanfare] Hello.



The Fairy Godmother:
Yes, who are you?



Rod Rescueman:
My name is Rod Rescueman.



The Fairy Godmother:
And what do I learn from that?



Rod Rescueman:
My name.

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Automated feminine voicetrack:
Welcome to the Garbagerie. Please follow the happy feet.

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Ralph:
"Ok,ok. I'm scared; it's official."

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Ralph:
"I got a duck?"

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Rod Rescueman:
I'm a super hero!



Fairy Godmother:
You're kidding



Rod Rescueman:
I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good.



Fairy Godmother:
You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?



Rod Rescueman:
Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed.



Fairy Godmother:
You've made my day! If only I could give you a little test you could show me that you're capable of doing...



Rod Rescueman:
I've got an idea!



Fairy Godmother:
Yes?



Rod Rescueman:
Why don't you give me a test?



Fairy Godmother:
There's an idea!



Rod Rescueman:
Thank you!



Fairy Godmother:
Let me think of something... Here we go, I though of it so very quickly, let's pretend that I'm a damsel in distress.



Rod Rescueman:
You'll be the damsel in distress.



Fairy Godmother:
Better me than you.



Rod Rescueman:
Well I couldn't rescue myself, that doesn't count.



Fairy Godmother:
It really doesn't.


[flies up onto her desk]



Fairy Godmother:
OK, to make it a little more interesting I will be a damsel in distress currently on fire.



Rod Rescueman:
At this moment, on fire.



Fairy Godmother:
Here we go.


[lights a ring of fire around her]



Fairy Godmother:
Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire! Oh, help!



Rod Rescueman:
This is the test where I show you...



Fairy Godmother:
This is where you jump in and do something!



Rod Rescueman:
Alright, you're on fire...



Fairy Godmother:
Currently!



Rod Rescueman:
Excuse me ma'am! Superheros are very polite!



Fairy Godmother:
[fire stops blazing] Skip polite, go right back!


[fire starts blazing again]



Fairy Godmother:
I now feel molecules charing internally!



Rod Rescueman:
Gotchya!

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Fairy Godmother:
Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire!



Rod Rescueman:
Would you like to be rescued?



Fairy Godmother:
[fire stop blazing] More than life itself!


[fire begins to blaze again]



Rod Rescueman:
Let me just suck those flames up then!


[sucks flames into his mouth]



Fairy Godmother:
My hero!



Rod Rescueman:
Thank you!


[blows out flames all over the fairy godmother turning her black and crispy with the top of her wand eventually falling off]



Fairy Godmother:
Oh, jeez! This is pain!



Rod Rescueman:
Do I get the job, or should we move right onto the shark infested waters test?



Fairy Godmother:
I'll give you the job, you'll get out of here!

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