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Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987] Movie: Throw Momma from the Train [1987]

Owen:
Where are you going?



Larry:
I'm gonna kill the bitch. You want something?



Owen:
Could you get me a Chunky?

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Momma:
Owen! Food!



Owen:
In a minute, Momma.



Momma:
Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!



Owen:
Kill her, Larry.

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Momma:
He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!

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Momma:
Who the HELL are you?



Larry:
I'm Owen's friend.



Momma:
Owen doesn't have a friend!



Larry:
That's because he's shy.



Momma:
No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!

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Larry:
One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper.

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Momma:
Your friend had an accident, he's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!



Owen:
He's dead?



Momma:
See for yourself.



Owen:
Larry! My friend, my friend... Larry!



Momma:
"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.

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Mrs. Hazeltine:
[reading her manuscript] His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted.

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Larry:
You killed my wife, Owen!



Owen:
No, I didn't... Yes, I did.



Larry:
You're a sick man, Owen. You need care and I'm taking you to the police.



Owen:
Did you know that Hawaii is a series of islands that was all spit up by the same volcano? I never knew that.



Larry:
You killed somebody! You killed a person. You're a murderer. You took a life!



Owen:
You're right. You're right, I'm no good. How could I do that? I'm a sick pers... cows!


[points at passing billboard]

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Larry:
Remember, a writer writes always.

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Larry:
Hate makes you impotent, Love makes you crazy, somewhere in the middle you can survive.

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[Larry's been hit in the groin by Momma's cane]



Larry:
[in pain] She's not a woman, she's The Terminator.

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[Momma sees Larry for the first time]



Momma:
Who the hell is this?



Owen:
Oh, this is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?



Momma:
[suspiciously] We don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".



Owen:
[to Larry] You lied to me!


[Owen knocks Larry out with a frying pan to the head]

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Larry:
Class dismissed. I have an enormous head ache in my eye.

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Momma:
Get out of my way, you black bastard!



Larry:
What?

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[Larry is reading stories to the class]



Larry:
Next is "Murder at My Friend Harry's" by Owen... Lift. "Chapter one: The night was humid."


[Closes the paper]



Larry:
Class dismissed. I have a terrible headache in my eye.

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Momma:
Holy Shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!

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Owen:
Momma! You're alive!


[to police]



Owen:
Old people - you have to reassure them.

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Larry:
The night was dry, yet it was raining.

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Owen:
[Larry has driven his car off the road and it's going downhill through a load of bushes. Sat next to him in the passenger seat is Owen] This is good. It's like the Flintstones car wash.

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Owen:
Larry! I can't breath!



Larry:
Yes! That's because I'm choking you!

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Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
It's a coffee table book.

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Larry:
[talking at Margaret Donner on TV] It's my life, Margaret. It's MY life and I want it back!

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Mrs. Hazeltine:
It's whacking material!



Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
Isn't that literature?

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Owen:
Why not?



Larry:
Because I'm not a killer, Owen! I can't just wrap my hands around someone's neck and squeeze the life out of them!



Owen:
Well at least meet her. Maybe she'd be someone you'd like to kill.

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Larry:
[referring to Owen's lousy murer mystery paper] It wasn't motivated.



Owen:
Sure it was. The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.

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