Quentin Crisp:
Any film, even the worst, is better than real life.

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Quentin Crisp:
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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Young Queer-baiter:
See that copper over there? If you don't give us a quid each, right? I'm gonna tell him you been fiddling with these two.



Quentin Crisp:
I defy you to do your worst. It can hardly be my worst. Mine has already and often happened to me. You cannot touch me now. I am one of the "stately homos of England".

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[first lines]



Mr. Crisp:
Do you intend to spend your entire life admiring yourself?



Quentin Crisp:
If I possibly can.

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[last lines]



Quentin Crisp:
Never looking at anyone unless they demand I look. Never speaking to anyone unless spoken to.

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Mr. Pole:
You mustn't embrace her, she is my ex-wife, not yours!

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1st Policeman:
Are you pansy?



Quentin Crisp:
I don't know any other meaning of this word apart from being a flower!

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Quentin Crisp:
When the war was declared, I bought two pounds of henna

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Quentin Crisp:
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

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