Movie: The Ipcress File [1965] Movie: The Ipcress File [1965]

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Movie: The Ipcress File [1965] Movie: The Ipcress File [1965]

[Palmer comes home early to find agent Courtney searching his flat]



Courtney:
You're supposed to be at work.



Palmer:
Oh, you are, of course.

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Palmer:
The next time you use CC1 authority, just you make sure you have it!



Palmer:
You know, it's funny... If Radcliffe had been here, I'd have been... a hero.



Major Dalby:
He wasn't. And you're not.

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Major Dalby:
The Americans have put a tail on Palmer.



Colonel Ross:
How very tiresome of them.

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Major Dalby:
[of Palmer's dossier] It isn't usual to read a B-107 to its subject, Palmer, but I'm gonna put you straight. "Insubordinate. Insolent. A trickster. Perhaps with criminal tendencies."



Palmer:
Yes, that's a pretty fair appraisal - sir.



Major Dalby:
Good. That last quality might be useful. But if you give me any trouble Palmer, I shall *bite* you, Palmer! And I shall bite you so hard you'll go right back to where Ross found you!

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Palmer:
The fellow whose job I'm taking, will he show me the ropes?



Major Dalby:
Maybe - if you're in touch with the spirit world.



Palmer:
I beg your pardon?



Major Dalby:
He was shot this morning.

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Colonel Ross:
[shopping with Palmer] Beef-A-Roni? Extraordinary.

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Palmer:
Have you seen everything?



Courtney:
Yes, thank you.



Palmer:
Then you know where the... whiskey is?



Courtney:
Yes.



Palmer:
Fix us both one, will you?

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Inspector Keightley:
That little blonde bird you was with the other evening...



Palmer:
Rita?



Inspector Keightley:
That's it. What's her phone number?



Palmer:
You dirty old man!



Inspector Keightley:
Well, you scratch my back and I'll scratch hers.



Palmer:
You ought to be locked up!



Inspector Keightley:
I know.

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[Palmer prepares to leave]



Inspector Keightley:
Now wait a minute. What about her telephone number?



Palmer:
Oh... Disconnected!

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[Palmer and Dalby are attending a performance of a military band playing Mozart]



Palmer:
Very neat. Must we sit through any more of this torture? I've got a lot of things to do.



Major Dalby:
I think they're playing very well.



Palmer:
Tell me who wins.


[gets up and leaves]

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Raid Inspector:
It looks as if all this has been laid on for nothing. That's not good enough.



Major Dalby:
According to Central Clearing House, this operation was timed to start at 2.25. You started at 2.35. *That*'s not good enough!

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Major Dalby:
And we still have to find Radcliffe, gentlemen. That means more legwork and fewer inspired hunches.

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Carswell:
Don't worry, man. You were the only one to come up with anything. He seemed very pleased.



Palmer:
Well, he's got a right comical way of showing it.

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Bluejay:
[to a guard] See that there's padding on those straps next time.



Palmer:
You want to make it easy for me?



Bluejay:
No. For *me*.

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Colonel Ross:
[after Palmer has shot Dalby] I was counting on you being an insubordinate bastard, Palmer.

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