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[Bob is explaining an insurance policy loophole to a Mrs. Hogenson]



Bob:
[whispering] Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't.


[Mrs. Hogenson scribbles details of Bob's loophole on a small notepad]



Bob:
I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.

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[the old lady tries to thank him for everything, but Bob shushes her]



Bob:
[shouts loudly] I'm sorry ma'am, I know you're upset.


[very softly]



Bob:
Pretend to be upset.


[old lady starts sobbing very convincingly]

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Helen:
Now it's perfectly normal...



Violet:
[interrupting] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?



Helen:
Now wait a minute, young lady...



Violet:
We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!


[Jack-Jack bursts out laughing]



Dash:
Lucky...


[Violet and Helen look askance at him]



Dash:
Uh, I meant about being normal.

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Dash:
She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.



Violet:
That's it!


[jumps at Dash]



Helen:
Both of you sit down!


[Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him]



Dash:
Hey! No force fields!



Violet:
You started it!



Helen:
[grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down!


[grabs Violet and puts her in her seat]



Helen:
You sit down! Violet!


[Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table]



Bob:
[reading newspaper in the other room] "Longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam...



Bob:
Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to.. intervene!



Bob:
You want me to intervene?


[picks up table]



Bob:
Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!

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Lucius:
Just like old times, huh Bob?



Bob:
[slapping Lucius in the back] Just like old times.



Lucius:
Ha-ha, yeah. Hurt then, too. Ow.

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[Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an empty seat]



Violet:
Ow!



Helen:
Violet!



Violet:
[becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...



Dash:
[pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE!



Helen:
Dash!



Violet:
[over him] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...



Dash:
[over her] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"



Violet:
...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...



Dash:
...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!



Violet:
...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!



Dash:
...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!



Helen:
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?



Violet:
Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...



Dash:
[over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!



Violet:
[over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!

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Mr. Incredible:
Bomb Voyage.



Bomb Voyage:
Monsieur Incroyable!


[French for Mr. Incredible!]



Buddy:
And IncrediBoy!



Bomb Voyage:
[not French, but with an accent] IncrediBoy?



Buddy:
Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots!



Mr. Incredible:
Go home, Buddy.



Buddy:
What?



Mr. Incredible:
Now.



Bomb Voyage:
[French] Little oaf.



Buddy:
Can we talk?


[pulls Mr. Incredible off to the side]



Buddy:
You always, always say "Be true to yourself," but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well, I finaly figured out who I am: I am your ward. IncrediBoy!



Mr. Incredible:
And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.



Buddy:
This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You *can* be super without them. I *invented* these.


[points to his rocket boots]



Buddy:
I can fly! Can you fly?



Mr. Incredible:
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.



Bomb Voyage:
[French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!

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Mr. Incredible:
[after he's thrown his ex-boss through several walls] I'm fired, aren't I?



Rick Dicker:
[sarcastically] Oh, you think?

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Edna:
This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!



Bob:
Wait, what do you mean? *You* designed it.



Edna:
I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.

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Helen:
[picking something off Bob's shoulder] Is this rubble?



Bob:
[mouth is full of a huge piece of cake] It was just a little workout, just to stay loose.



Helen:
You know how I feel about that, Bob, darn you, we can't blow cover again!



Bob:
The building was coming down anyway.



Helen:
*What*? You knocked down a building?



Bob:
It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.



Helen:
Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again...

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Helen:
You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.



Bob:
It *was* playful banter.



Helen:
Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?



Bob:
You need to be more... *flexible.*

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Edna:
[on Jack-Jack's suit] I cut it a little roomy for the free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin...


[a sheet of flame erupts in front of the suit]



Edna:
And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof...


[four heavy machine guns appear and open fire on the suit, without effect]



Edna:
And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.

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Helen:
[sobbing] Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?



Edna:
What are you talking about?



Helen:
[stops crying] Huh?



Edna:
[shouts] You are Elastigirl! My God...


[swatting Helen with a newspaper]



Edna:
Pull-yourself-together! "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who *you* are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!


[normal voice]



Edna:
And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

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Gilbert Huph:
Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!



Bob:
[looking out the window] That man out there, he needs help!



Gilbert Huph:
Do not change the subject, Bob! We're discussing your attitude!



Bob:
*He* is getting *mugged*!



Gilbert Huph:
Well let's hope we don't cover him!



Bob:
[leaving] I'll be right back.



Gilbert Huph:
Stop right now, or you're fired!


[Bob stops]



Gilbert Huph:
Close the door.


[Bob closes door]



Gilbert Huph:
Get over here now.


[Bob lets go of the doorknob, which has been crushed by his grip; he walks over to Huph]



Gilbert Huph:
I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.



Bob:
[glancing out the window] He got away.



Gilbert Huph:
Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo...


[Bob grabs Huph by the throat and throws him through the wall; he goes through several walls, to the shock of the other workers]



Bob:
Uh-oh.

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Mr. Incredible:
Of course I have a secret identity. I don't know a single superhero who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

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Gilbert Huph:
Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?



Bob:
Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...



Gilbert Huph:
I don't care about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's *possible* with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

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Bob:
Someone was in trouble...



Rick Dicker:
Someone's always in trouble.



Bob:
I had to do *something*...



Rick Dicker:
Yeah. Every time you say that, Bob, it means a month-and-a-half of trouble for me, and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money. We have to pay to keep the company quiet, pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every single time it gets harder. Money, money, money money money... We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own.

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Bob:
It's okay, kids. We were just having a discussion.



Violet:
Pretty loud discussion.



Bob:
But that's okay, because the important thing is that your mother and I are a team, united against the forces of...



Helen:
Pigheadedness?



Bob:
I was gonna say evil.

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[Syndrome captures a fuel truck in mid-air with his zero-point energy beam]



Voice in crowd #1:
The Supers have returned!



Voice in crowd #2:
Is that Vironic?



Voice in crowd #3:
Vironic?



Voice in crowd #4:
No, Vironic has a different outfit!

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[Mirage releases Mr. Incredible from his restraints and rushes over to him]



Mirage:
There isn't much time.


[Mr. Incredible grabs her by the throat]



Mr. Incredible:
No, there isn't.


[He stands up and holds her in the air]



Mr. Incredible:
In fact, there's no time at all.



Mirage:
[choking] Please.



Mr. Incredible:
Why are you here? How can you *possibly* bring me lower? What *more* can you take away from me?



Mirage:
[choking] Family... survived... the crash. They're here... on the island!



Mr. Incredible:
They're alive?


[he drops her, then picks her up and hugs her]

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Syndrome:
You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible. You know, I was right to idolize you? I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, MAN! I'm still geeking out about it!


[sigh]



Syndrome:
And then you just had to go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?


[Mocking voice]



Syndrome:
Help me! Help me! Lame, lame, lame, lame, *lame*!

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Syndrome:
[after the plane is shot down] Oh, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to...”work alone."


[laughs maniacally; Mr. Incredible tries to catch him, but Mirage pushes Syndrome out of the way and is captured]



Mr. Incredible:
Release me, now!



Syndrome:
Or what?



Mr. Incredible:
I'll crush her.



Syndrome:
That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead.


[Mirage gasps]



Mr. Incredible:
It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.



Syndrome:
[chuckles] Show me.


[after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage]



Syndrome:
I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you.

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Lucius:
It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get...



Bob:
[listening to radio] A fire! We're close! Yeah, baby!



Lucius:
...caught.


[the car peels out of the alley]



Bob:
Fire! Yeah!

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Helen:
[on the phone] I'd like to speak to Edna, please.



Edna:
This is Edna.



Helen:
E? This is Helen.



Edna:
Helen who?



Helen:
Helen Parr. You know...


[sighs]



Helen:
[whispers] Elastigirl.



Edna:
[booming] DARLING! How are you, it's been such a long time...



Helen:
[nearly dropping the phone] Yes, yes, it's been a while. Listen, there's only one person who Bob would trust to patch a super suit, and that's you, E.



Edna:
Yes, yes, marvelous suit, darling, much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear.



Helen:
Huh?



Edna:
They're all finished, when are you coming to see?



Helen:
Look, I'm calling about...



Edna:
Don't make me beg, darling, I won't do it, you know!



Helen:
[trying to talk over Edna] Beg? Uh, no, I'm, I'm calling about a suit, about, about Bob's suit. I'm calling about Bob's suit!



Edna:
You come in one hour darling, I insist, okay? Okay, bye-bye.


[Helen is left holding the phone, looking puzzled]

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Newsreel Narrator:
Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place.

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