Movie: The Brave Little Toaster [1987] Movie: The Brave Little Toaster [1987]

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Movie: The Brave Little Toaster [1987] Movie: The Brave Little Toaster [1987]

The Radio:
I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.



Lampy:
Well, that's encouraging.

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Lampy:
I really thought I'd turned in my warranty that time.

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Air Conditioner:
The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.

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The Radio:
Things could be worse you know.



Lampy:
How?



The Radio:
How what?



Lampy:
How could they be worse?



The Radio:
They couldn't; I lied.

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The Radio:
Thanks to my war training, I will simply render the secret appliance knock, and we will be welcomed by the native machinery.


[starts playing a beat on Kirby's face with his antenna]



Kirby:
Cut that out!

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[Radio knocks Lampy off the bed]



Lampy:
Holy Mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You could have broken my bulb!

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Lampy:
Hey, come over here. I'm gonna...



The Radio:
Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?



Lampy:
Precisely - a total idiot!



The Radio:
If you sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley!


[the Radio continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them]



The Radio:
A blow for Richard! A blow for Marion! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th street!

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Kirby:
Why don't you shut off?



Air Conditioner:
Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?

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Air Conditioner:
You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?



Blanky:
Yes. He was our master.



Air Conditioner:
Well that's real nice, and anyday now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.



Blanky:
Uh-huh.



Lampy:
It's a possibility.



Toaster:
Well, at least we try to be optimistic.



Air Conditioner:
[shouts] Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord!



Kirby:
Why don't you just shut off?



Air Conditioner:
Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?

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The Radio:
I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.

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Blanky:
Do we have to stop here?



Toaster:
Only for a while.



The Radio:
Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen!



Kirby:
And you'll be the first to go, dial-face.

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Lampy:
So... uh... what's this thing with you and the Blanket?



Toaster:
What thing?



Lampy:
You know. All of a sudden, you're being so darned NICE to him all of a sudden.



Toaster:
Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.



Lampy:
Wow, that's weird.



Toaster:
What's weird about it?



Lampy:
I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means.



Toaster:
Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread.


[Lampy looks puzzled]



Toaster:
Hmmm. It's, um, let's see... it's like a warm, toasty feeling inside.


[Lampy scratches his head]



Toaster:
It's like a glow...



Lampy:
A glow!



Toaster:
Yeah.



Lampy:
I think I know what you're talking about! It's like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.

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The Radio:
We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg!

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[Radio points at the sun]



The Radio:
Look, Lampy, from here you can see the really BIG lamp.



Lampy:
WOW! I wonder where his switch is?

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[the Radio is navigating the journey]



The Radio:
North by northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.

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[Toaster notices Kirby is reluctant to come]



Toaster:
You know, we could use someone who's really... strong!



Lampy:
And loud!



Blanky:
And grumpy!



The Radio:
And oblivious to reality!

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Kirby:
Oh, come off it! Be serious.



Toaster:
I *am* serious!



Kirby:
You're insane!



The Radio:
Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.



Toaster:
What?



The Radio:
Or maybe it was a basset hound.



Kirby:
You're *all* insane!

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The Radio:
[thinking Kirby is a whale] Damn thee accursed whale! By the depths of Hell I stabbeth thee!



Kirby:
Climb on, you idiot!



The Radio:
Oh, it's you.



Kirby:
Where's Toaster?



Lampy:
He sank.

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Toaster:
If a dog can do it, WE can do it!



Blanky:
But a dog has legs.



Toaster:
Ah, don't be a wet blanket.

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Kirby:
[about the Master] He's not coming back anyway.



Lampy:
He might. The fact is there's just not enough fact.

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Air Conditioner:
What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped! Abandoned!



Blanky:
But he loved us.



The Radio:
That's right.



Air Conditioner:
So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.



Toaster:
But maybe they're...



Air Conditioner:
He's not coming back! Pure and simple!



Kirby:
Oh yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second!



Blanky:
You really think so?



Kirby:
I'm not talking to you!

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Toaster:
Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.



Air Conditioner:
That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.



Toaster:
I think you're jealous.



Air Conditioner:
Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.



Lampy:
Dim?



Toaster:
Yeah, because the master never played with you.



Kirby:
Because you're stuck in a wall!

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Lampy:
I remember the first time my bulb burned out. I thought, "That's it! I'm burnt out! Eighty-sixed! To the showers!" And then the master gave me a new bulb... and I glowed.

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Toaster:
What are you laughing at?



Air Conditioner:
Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.



Lampy:
I think he was laughing at us.



Air Conditioner:
You know something? You're a bright little lamp.



Lampy:
Thanks... Hey!

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Lampy:
Legs would help, you know.



Kirby:
Brains wouldn't hurt either.



Lampy:
Lay off.



The Radio:
Yeah, pipe down, carpet breath.

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