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Movie: Short Circuit [1986] Movie: Short Circuit [1986]

Ben Jabituya:
I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.

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Ben Jabituya:
With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?

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Newton Crosby:
Where are you from, anyway?



Ben Jabituya:
Bakersfield, originally.



Newton Crosby:
No, I mean your ancestors.



Ben Jabituya:
Oh, them. Pittsburgh.

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Stephanie Speck:
Life is NOT a malfunction.

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Ben Jabituya:
Newton, we are wasting valueless time here.

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Ben Jabituya:
I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.

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Ben Jabituya:
I am standing here beside myself.

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Ben Jabituya:
Ooh. Her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby.



Newton Crosby:
Will you grow up?

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Ben Jabituya:
I am sporting a tremendous woody.

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Howard Marner:
Crosby, what's it gonna do?



Newton Crosby:
Howard it's hard to say, it's malfunctioning, it may not do anything.



Skroeder:
But it COULD decide to blow away anything that moves, couldn't it? COULDN'T IT CROSBY?

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Duke:
Will he kill me if I stop?



Ben Jabituya:
Who is to say?



Duke:
Will he kill me if I don't stop?



Ben Jabituya:
Again I am shrugging.



Duke:
I'm stopping.



Ben Jabituya:
Good choice.

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Howard Marner:
Crosby, we're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot.



Newton Crosby:
Stat?



Howard Marner:
Stat!



Newton Crosby:
What does that mean, anyway?



Howard Marner:
I don't know. But that's not the point.

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Skroeder:
...and I'm going to need some Hueys.



Howard Marner:
Some what?



Skroeder:
HELICOPTERS, Howard. Jesus Christ!



Howard Marner:
I thought they were choppers.



Skroeder:
Well, now they're called Hueys.



Howard Marner:
Well, why wasn't I notified?

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Howard Marner:
What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?



Benjamin Jabituya:
Nun soup?

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Benjamin Jabituya:
Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot?

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Number 5:
Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower.

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Ben Jabituya:
Did she stick her tongue down your throat?

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Skroeder:
What the hell does it need input for?



Newton Crosby:
I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position.



Howard Marner:
That's a simple function.



Newton Crosby:
Can you triangulate YOUR position, Howard?



Howard Marner:
No.



Newton Crosby:
Well, then - there you go!

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Newton Crosby:
Holy shit.



Number 5:
No shit. Where see shit?

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Howard Marner:
Hey! Who told you you could take Number One?



Newton Crosby:
Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number Five - this is the best weapon we could have.



Howard Marner:
Great. Great. So, instead of 11 million dollars on the loose - we're gonna have twenty-two.



Ben Jabituya:
And plus, we are needing gas money.

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Number 5:
Number 5 is alive.

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[about the robots]



Newton Crosby:
Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.

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Number 5:
Many fragments. Some large, some small.

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Stephanie Speck:
This may be hilarious where you come from, but on this planet it's considered rude.

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Stephanie Speck:
What planet is this guy from?

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