Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

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Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Lyle: Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you guys doing? Trying to ruin my life, make me look like a friggin' idiot?
Kip: I'm out making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds!
Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Uncle Rico: We also need someway to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That's true, that's true.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
D-Qwon: Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
D-Qwon: All right then, let's get started!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Who are you?
LaFawnduh: I'm LaFawnduh.
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here?
LaFawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip?
LaFawnduh: Why are you so sweaty?
Napoleon Dynamite: I've been practicing.
LaFawnduh: Mmmm. Practicing what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Some dance moves.
LaFawnduh: You like dancing?More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: So are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?
Cholo No. 1: Simon!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: [while hitch-hiking] Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: [to Pedro] Just follow your heart. That's what I do.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Kip: So when's grandma coming back?
Uncle Rico: I don't know. Not sure.
Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies.
Uncle Rico: Ha ha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old.
Kip: I don't mind if you stay.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Summer: And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Rex: Bow to your sensei
[kip bows slightly]
Rex: .
[shouts]
Rex: Bow to your sensei!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you… you're already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just… I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know.
Uncle Rico: You.. you… you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Uncle Rico: Just a little east of the cemetery is a good little area, but don't go down here cause they don't have any money.
Kip: So how long are we talking about working?
Uncle Rico: What are you already losing your steam?
Kip: No, I just... I have a chat room meeting at 4. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that's all. Or else work afterwards. How long is the chat room?
Kip: Jeez, sometimes up to 3-4 hours maybe... Maybe not.
Uncle Rico: You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah, grandma's still paying per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwing you out the window.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Kip: So are you ready?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico: Right on... right on.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?
Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] [08/31/2005 12:08:00]

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