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Movie: Major League: Back to the Minors [1998] Movie: Major League: Back to the Minors [1998]

[Gus Cantrell is gaining consciousness after being knocked out with the ball]



Gus Cantrell:
God?



Pedro Cerrano:
No.



Gus Cantrell:
Moses?



Pedro Cerrano:
No, but you're getting warm.



Gus Cantrell:
Cerrano.



Pedro Cerrano:
[chuckles] Hello, Gus.



Gus Cantrell:
[laughs, then grabs the back of his head in pain] Oh, Jesus Christ.



Pedro Cerrano:
Be careful, now.



Gus Cantrell:
You scared me to death!



Pedro Cerrano:
Do you mean when you realized God is black?



Gus Cantrell:
Yeah... I thought She was white.



Pedro Cerrano:
[laughs]



Gus Cantrell:
I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already.



Pedro Cerrano:
What's your point?

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Hog Ellis:
Hold it right there! This here is a hundred mile hour fast ball. One of the best pitches known to man today. If it were to hit you, it would've knocked your head clean off. I can always miss, but I've been playing pretty good today, so you gotta ask yourself one question.



Carlos Liston:
Do I feel lucky?



Hog Ellis:
Well, do you Carlos?

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Carlos Liston:
Thou shalt not make fun of Carlos Liston or thou will get their asses whipped.

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Doc:
Skip, can I talk to you?



Gus Cantrell:
Sure, whats up Doc?

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Harry Doyle:
And here's Cerrano, returning to baseball after taking some time off to search for... whatever the hell it was he lost. Maybe his mind!

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Gus Cantrell:
God... if You can hear me, *please*... send me *one* real baseball player. That's all I ask. And if you can't grant me that then... well... you might as well just strike me dead right here and now.


[he gets hit with the baseball]

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Taka Tanaka:
Family bicker. Customers complain. Everyone blames Taka. Have no... peace of brain.

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Gus Cantrell:
[looks ahead after reading the newspaper on the bus] Oh, my... Cerrano?



Pedro Cerrano:
Yo?



Gus Cantrell:
Cerrano!



Pedro Cerrano:
[approaches Gus] Si, Gus, what?



Gus Cantrell:
[points at sign ahead] Is that who I think it is?



Pedro Cerrano:
[the sign is for Taka's Putt-Putt] Jesus Christo. Tanaka!

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[after accidentally-on-purpose spilling a soft drink on the Minnesota announcer]



Harry Doyle:
Oh, I'm so sorry. Here, here's a twenty. Go get yourself another suit.

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Gus Cantrell:
Pops, I got something for you.


[hands Pops a package]



Frank 'Pops' Morgan:
[opens package] This is a first baseman's glove.



Gus Cantrell:
That's funny, that's what the guy in the sporting goods store said it was.



Frank 'Pops' Morgan:
I'm not a first baseman. I'm an outfielder. I been an outfielder my whole life.



Gus Cantrell:
Look, Pops, I think it might be better for the team...



Frank 'Pops' Morgan:
Wait. Hold on, now. I've been around a long time. Don't give me the best for the team speech. Give it to me straight.



Gus Cantrell:
You're too old, you're too fat, you're too slow. Straight enough?



Frank 'Pops' Morgan:
Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.



Gus Cantrell:
But I like your bat and I need a leader on the field and I think you're my man. What do you say? You wanna give first base a try?



Frank 'Pops' Morgan:
Well, you know, whatever's best for the team.

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Athos:
The next time we meet, one of us will die!

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Athos:
You have the heart of a king.

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Athos:
No, wait. With a king it is so.


[meaning the way Philippe is holding the goblet]



Athos:
[he shows him, pinching the goblet between thumb and forefinger]



Athos:
Servants have touched the goblet of the King, therefor he will touch it as little as possible. Again.


[Phillippe tries it and the goblet slips from his fingers, crashing onto his plate and spilling onto everything]



Phillippe:
I am sorry!



Athos:
No. No! Do not be sorry! There are no mistakes when you are the King! You must never apologize. The King cares for nothing and for no one.



Phillippe:
Is that the kind of king you wish me to be? Or do you say this to me because your son is dead?


[Athos is silent, he shoves back from the table and turns away]



Phillippe:
Forgive me, I would never mean to disrespect...



Athos:
I am not... I am not angry with you. Do you understand? Good. Of course we wish you to be a good king. But first you must pass as Louis, and Louis is cold and cruel. The eyes of this King say that he cares for nothing at all but himself. You eyes ask too much. You shouldn't care about... about me... you shouldn't care...


[his voice breaks]



Athos:
You mustn't ask about my son...


[he leaves the room, weeping]

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Louis:
D'Artagnan, I am not angry with you. I knew you would lead me to them, and so you have. Lay down your sword and I will not punish you. I will let you retire in peace, and I will give your friends a swift execution, if you surrender NOW!

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Aramis:
Perhaps you should take his offer. We're dead anyway.



Porthos:
He's right, D'Artagnan.



Phillippe:
Wait. Bargain me to Louis for all your lives. You've done your best. Please let me go.



D'Artagnan:
No, I cannot do it. Even if I could give up my king, I could never give up my son.


[they all look at him, thunderstruck]



Phillippe:
Your son?



D'Artagnan:
I loved your mother. I love her still. You are my son. I never knew you existed. And I never felt pride as a father... until this moment.

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Athos:
What is Porthos doing?



Aramis:
Walking into the barn naked, or so it would seem.



Athos:
But what is he doing?



Aramis:
About to hang himself, I suppose; he's been threatening to do it for months.



Athos:
Hang himself?

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Aramis:
The King has ordered me to seek out the secret general of the Jesuits and kill him.



Porthos:
You should let the secret general worry about that.



Aramis:
Therein is the problem. I am he. I am the general of the order of Jesuits.

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Phillippe:
I've worn that mask so long I don't feel safe without it.

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Aramis:
If Porthos is determined to end his life, he's bound to seek the opportunity, isn't he?

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Porthos:
Aramis, is this the way to hell?



Aramis:
Hell may be our destination, but not this trip.

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King Louis XIV:
It is good that you watch me, D'Artagnan, but I fear you watch me too closely.

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Aramis:
You grow fond of him. That is good.

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D'Artagnan:
No. If anyone sees... it is death.



Queen Anne:
If I don't kiss you, I'll die anyway.

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Porthos:
[the Musketeers have just broken into the Bastille to free Philippe] It worked!



Athos:
Of course; it's a prison. There's no trouble getting in, the problems will come when we want to get out.

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Phillippe:
Put this man away where no one will hear his insanity. Let him be fed by a deaf-mute but feed him well.

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