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Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007]

Nicholas Angel: What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?
[proceeds to leap over a series of backyard fences]More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: [turning around to face a group of school children] Are there any questions?
Danny Butterman: [sitting at the back of a group of school children] Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Danny Butterman: Bring the noise!
[turns siren on]More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
DS Andy Wainwright: It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
[over shop radio]: Annette - that Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop. Get a look at his arse.More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Danny Butterman: You're off the fucking chain!
[cocks shotgun]More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Simon Skinner, Nicholas Angel: SWAN!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
[after having been shot]
Reverend Philip Shooter: Jesus Christ!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Sergeant Turner: [in his daily role of custody officer at the police station] Nobody tells me nothin'.More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Danny Butterman: What do you think?
Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
Danny Butterman: That is nothing man, this is about to go off!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Joyce Cooper: FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: Hag!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
[Frank is attempting to have Angel arrested by the other officers]
Inspector Frank Butterman: You're not seriously gonna believe this man, are you? Are you? HE ISN'T EVEN FROM 'ROUND HERE!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: [shouting] Have you ever wondered why, why the crime rate in Sandford is so low, yet the accident rate is so high?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Inspector Frank Butterman: Before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee-deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers.More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
[Nick is being introduced to the NWA for the first time and expresses his religious convictions to Reverend Shooter]
Reverend Philip Shooter: Oh, you're an agnostic, then?
Dr. Robin Hatcher: [calling out] I think I've got a cream for that!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: [having a crackdown on underage drinkers in the pub] Oy! When's your birthday?
Underage Drinker #1: 22nd of February.
Nicholas Angel: What year?
Underage Drinker #1: Every year!
Nicholas Angel: Get out!
Nicholas Angel: [to the second underage drinker] When's your birthday?
Underage Drinker #2: 8th of May... 1969...
Nicholas Angel: You're 37?
Underage Drinker #2: Yeah!
Nicholas Angel: Get out!
Nicholas Angel: [turns to last drinker] When's your birthday?
Underage Drinker #3: [high pitched] Uhhhh...
Nicholas Angel: Out!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Metropolitan Police Inspector: [darkly] You don't want me to get the Chief Inspector down here, do you?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I would actually.
Metropolitan Police Inspector: Very well.
[to a man by the door]
Metropolitan Police Inspector: Kenneth?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: Skid marks!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: In the meantime, why don't you check out a few of Martin Blower's clients?
DS Andy Wainwright: Martin Blower represents damn near most of the village. Do you want us to go through the whole phone book?
DS Andy Cartwright: Yeah, we'll put a call in to Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
Nicholas Angel: Please, don't be childish. At least consider interviewing the widow. Martin Blower was clearly having an affair with Eve Draper.
DS Andy Wainwright: Ohh, and how did you establish that?
Danny Butterman: [pounds table] 'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called acting last night, and the kiss was the only convincing moment in it.
DS Andy Wainwright: All right, pipe down, biggun'.
DS Andy Cartwright: Here, what else you got, Crockett and Tubby?
Nicholas Angel: Skid marks.
DS Andy Wainwright: Now who's being childish?
Nicholas Angel: There were no skid marks at the scene! Doesn't it seem a little strange that Martin Blower would lose control of his car and not think to apply the brakes?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
[First night in Sandford]
Nicholas Angel: I'm taking you to the station.
[pause]
Nicholas Angel: Where is it?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection?
Roy Porter: Oh, we've got red... and, er... white?
Nicholas Angel: I'll have a pint of lager, please.More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Nicholas Angel: Haven't you ever wondered why the crime rate is so low? But the accident rate is so high?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
Danny Butterman: By the power of Greyskull!More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]
PC Doris Thatcher: What makes you think it was murrderr?More Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] Movie: Hot Fuzz [2007] [03/28/2008 12:03:00]

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