Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993]

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Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993]

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you. Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING.
Phil: Bing. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: People like blood sausage too, people are morons.More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: This is Nancy Taylor, she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
[sitting outside the local bank]
Phil: A gust of wind.
[a gust of wind blows]
Phil: A dog barks.
[a dog barks in the distance]
Phil: Cue the truck.
[an armored truck drives up]
Phil: Exit Herman; walk out into the bank.
[Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank]
Phil: Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face.
[Felix gets out of truck and stands there]
Phil: All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey... That's better.
[Doris walks up fixing her outfit]
Phil: [impersonating Doris] Felix.
[Doris says, "Felix"]
Phil: [impersonating Felix] How ya doin' Doris?
[Felix asks Doris a question]
Phil: [impersonating Doris] Can I have a roll of quarters?
[Doris asks Felix for a roll of quarters]
Phil: [Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car, counting to himself]
Phil: 10, 9, 8, car...
[a car drives in front of Phil]
Phil: ...6, 5, quarters...
[roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground]
Phil: ...3, 2...
[Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck]
Herman: Felix, did I bring out two bags or one?
Felix: I dunno. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Nurse: Sometimes, people just die.
Phil: Not today. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Doris: Do you want more coffee, hon?More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Gus: Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?
Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus: Look out for your shadow there, buddy.
Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry?
[Larry shakes his head "no."]
Phil Connors: Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess?
[Rita shakes her head "no."] More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: Don't mess with me, Porkchop.More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Felix's Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back. He can even help around the house again.
Phil: I'm sorry to hear that, Felix. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: I've been stabbed, shocked, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita: Oh, really?
Phil: Every day I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Rita: Have you ever had deją-vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that? More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?
Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so...More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: There is no way this winter is *ever* going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
[Phil Connors is stopped by the police after some crazy driving]
Phil: Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
Ralph: [to Phil] And some flapjacks.
Phil: [to Cop] Too early for flapjacks? More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room.", "Stand up straight.", "Pick up your feet.", "Take it like a man.", "Be nice to your sister.", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever.". Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Gus: Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
[Phil Connors drives (because Ralph and Gus are drunk) right through a mailbox]
Gus: Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita: You never talk about work. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: Well, it's Groundhog Day... again... and that must mean we're up here at Gobbler's Knob waiting for the forecast from the world's most-famous groundhog weatherman, Punxsutawney Phil, who's just about to tell us how much more winter we can expect. More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?More Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] Movie: Groundhog Day [1993] [07/22/2005 12:07:00]

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