Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001]

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Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001]

[to Cherita Chen]
Donnie: I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Samantha Darko: Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
Donnie: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: How can you do that?
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
[At the school assembly speaking out against Jim Cunningham]
Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Kitty Farmer: [Tearfully to Rose Darko] Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Kitty Farmer: Rose, I'm sure that you're aware of the horrible allegations against Jim Cunninghman.
Rose Darko: I know. I saw it on TV. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon.
Kitty Farmer: Oh, Please! Please! Don't use those words! It's obviously some kind of conspiracy to destroy an innocent man. And I have taken it upon myself to spearhead the Jim Cunningham Defense Campaign.
Kitty Farmer: [pleading] Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. And as you know, the girls are scheduled to leave for Los Angeles in the morning. Now, as their coach, I was the obvious choice to chaperone them on their trip, but...
Rose Darko: [feigning concern] But now, you can't go.
Kitty Farmer: Yes.
Rose Darko: Hmmm.
Kitty Farmer: Now, believe me, of all the other mothers, I would never dream of asking you. But none of the other mothers are available to go!
Rose Darko: I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York.
Kitty Farmer: [tearfully] Rose, I don't know if you realize what an opportunity this is for our daughters! This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time! I made her lead dancer! Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Kitty Farmer: [to Karen Pomeroy] Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: Where did you come from?
Frank: Do you believe in time travel?More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: What happened to your eye?
Frank: I'm so sorry.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Frank: Don't worry. You got away with it.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
[being led away in handcuffs by police]
Jim Cunningham: You are a fear prisoner. Yes, you are a product of fear.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: So, what do I tell the other kids when they ask about you?
Karen Pommeroy: Tell them that everything is gonna be just fine.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
[watching George H.W. Bush debating Michael Dukakis on TV]
Edward Darko: Tell 'em, George.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Karen Pommeroy: It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons, now in his fifteenth year crystallized with the pain of puberty.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Frank: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Edward Darko: That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
[from the Extended and Deleted Scenes. The class is discussing Watership Down]
Karen Pommeroy: This could be the death of an entire way of life, the end of an era...
Donnie: Why should we care?
Karen Pommeroy: Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
Donnie: Why should I mourn for a rabbit like he was human?
Karen Pommeroy: Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another?
Donnie: Of course. The rabbit's not like us. It has no... keen look at something in the mirror, it has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret... I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy, don't get me wrong; y'know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy, in that you don't know who you are and why you're even alive. And you just wanna' have sex, as many times as possible, before you die... I mean, I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y'know, who... who never even feared death to begin with.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Donnie: [in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]
Kitty Farmer: "No duh" is a product of fear.More Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] Movie: Donnie Darko [2001] [09/20/2007 12:09:00]

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