Faina Ranevskaya

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Faina Ranevskaya

Faina Ranevskaya

Optimism is lack of information.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:08]
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:37]
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:47]
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:57]
Aleshenka (a boy's name) , when you get married, then you'll undersrand what happiness is. But it will be too late.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:05]
Beauty is a horrible power.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:19]
It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:29]
All my life Iíve swam in the loo butterfly style.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:06]
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:42]
Women critics are amazons in climax.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:51]
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:02]
I never could understand it: people are ashamed of poverty, but not ashamed of richeMore Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:41]
Iím watching this film for the fourth time and have to tell you today the actors are as good as never before.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:52]
If a woman walks with her head down Ė she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up Ė she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight Ė she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a lover!More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:11]
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:20]
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:32]
A real man is a man who remembers when itís his womanís birthday but never knows how old she is. A man that never remembers his womanís birthday but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:46]
A family substitutes everything. So before getting one, think whatís more precious: a family or everything.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:06]
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:16]
I had enough brain to live a stupid life.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:44]
This madam can already choose herself who it is she will impress.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:07]
Optimism is the lack of information.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:20]
My God, Iím so old I remember people being decent!More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:32]
The gold bullion in a bad film-like spit into eternity.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:44]
Life is a long jump of pussy in the grave.More Faina Ranevskaya [07/17/2011 07:07:11]

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