Wilson Mizner

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Wilson Mizner

Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.More Wilson Mizner [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:24]
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:48]
Failure has gone to his head.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:15]
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:29]
God help those who do not help themselves.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:33]
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:20]
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:29]
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:54]
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:00]
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:08]
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:22]
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:32]
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:55]
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:16]
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:29]
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:26]
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.More Wilson Mizner [10/12/2011 12:10:35]

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