Lily Tomlin

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Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin

I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.More Lily Tomlin [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.More Lily Tomlin [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?More Lily Tomlin [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.More Lily Tomlin [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?More Lily Tomlin [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.More Lily Tomlin [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:33]
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:46]
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:00]
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:21]
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:34]
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:48]
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:17]
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:39]
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:54]
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:01]
Remember we're all in this alone.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:55]
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imaginationMore Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:06]
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:20]
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:05]
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:12]
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:18]
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:33]
We're all in this alone.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:51]
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.More Lily Tomlin [07/11/2011 05:07:58]

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