Ed Helms

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Ed Helms

Ed Helms

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.More Ed Helms [08/14/2011 11:08:50]
First there was the New Hampshire primary, and we had nearly a year leading up to it. And now, look! Three primaries in one weekend! How many of these things are they going to have?More Ed Helms [08/14/2011 11:08:55]
My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's 'More Than Words' at one of our football pep rallies in a desperate attempt to look cool. For a while, I wore pink Converse All Stars because I thought it made me seem daring and irreverent.More Ed Helms [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have a nerd character but you're kind of a cool guy, you're probably not going to get the nerd part. The nerd is going to get the nerd part. You know, someone like me.More Ed Helms [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Don't be afraid of fear. Because it sharpens you, it challenges you, it makes you stronger; and when you run away from fear, you also run away from the opportunity to be your best possible self.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I feel like I'm worried about my later years in life because I feel like I'm using up so much good karma right now. There's going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've been to Indonesia, but I've never been to Thailand. I hear the people are lovely, the food is delicious, and that the heat and humidity are lethal.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Probably my favorite thing about watching a movie that I'm in the first time is to see all the things I didn't know were happening in a scene around me.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that's actually hazardous.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is something beautiful in the mundane if you take enough microscope to it and focus in on something that seems innocuous to begin with.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've always been into toys and kits and models. I'm kind of a toy nerd.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As a hobbyist, there's something about miniature anything that captures my imagination.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Whenever I've messed around with radio-controlled things, there's always been a part of me that's thought, I wonder if there might actually be a little guy piloting these vehicles.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I told personal stories the way [Bill] Cosby would spin a yarn for ten minutes. I think in hindsight it works better as a long story than as a condensed monologue.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[I read news] because no one's going to tell me what they really think of something.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I found myself often asking the question, "Who deserves to be made fun of?" Depending on your mood, the answer can be no one or everyone. It took me a while to understand the math of how those field pieces came together. I don't think that ridicule is ever funny, but there are times when that gets the biggest response.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have profound respect for Sacha Baron Cohen, but Borat is not a particularly comfortable movie for me to sit through.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You are literally too stupid to insult.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I loved the show Lost, in part because the writers were so nimble in how they would take things from previous episodes, that probably weren't created with any intent towards a larger narrative, and they would get woven into narratives in a really elegant and exciting way.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love travel. I love to go spend time in new places. And even though I got horribly sick in Thailand, and it was the sickest I may have ever been in my life, I still loved the trip.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Vulnerability is huge. I love to see that in characters. It's something I feel like a lot of my comedic heroes have always done.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you're in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you're not dealing with show business, there's still this sense that it's the center of the universe. And I think that's a really dangerous, limiting mindset.More Ed Helms [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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