Ray Romano

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Ray Romano

Ray Romano

“If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“I don't know if I will do that, ... I love stand-up and I haven't given it up.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“I feel very privileged that I am able to do something. All of us saw the images on TV and we said we can send money but we still wanted to contribute more.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“I love standup and I haven't given it up.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“We could send our money but we still feel we could contribute more.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know ... I need therapy.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“By the way, good luck, and if that does happen and you need the brother to make a guest appearance, I'm more than happy to help.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“We're good friends, but we hate each other. Last year, Kevin made the cut and I didn't. My show is over. Kevin's got a really big movie coming out. What else do I [got]?”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
“We see another chapter in his life, you know, not to give it away. But he goes to another place. And, of course, there's a lot of adventure and craziness.”More Ray Romano [11/29/2006 12:11:00]
Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.More Ray Romano [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.More Ray Romano [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I lived at home till I was 29.More Ray Romano [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.More Ray Romano [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.More Ray Romano [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.More Ray Romano [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.More Ray Romano [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.More Ray Romano [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.More Ray Romano [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.More Ray Romano [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.More Ray Romano [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..More Ray Romano [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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