Barry Humphries

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Barry Humphries

Barry Humphries

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.More Barry Humphries [09/01/2011 08:09:29]
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.More Barry Humphries [09/01/2011 08:09:35]
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.More Barry Humphries [09/01/2011 08:09:40]
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.More Barry Humphries [09/01/2011 08:09:46]
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just get up there and neigh!More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Dame Edna: The Royal TourMore Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in AustraliaMore Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.More Barry Humphries [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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