Alan Aleksander Milne

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Alan Aleksander Milne

Alan Aleksander Milne

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.More Alan Aleksander Milne [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.More Alan Aleksander Milne [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.More Alan Aleksander Milne [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.More Alan Aleksander Milne [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
“Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily. "So it is." "And freezing." "Is it?" "Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“We can't all, and some just don't. That's all there is to it.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and will not try - A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Christopher Robin had a question to ask first, and he was wondering how to ask it.
"Well," he said at last, "it's a very nice house, and if your own house is blown down, you must go somewhere else, musn't you, Piglet? What would you do, if your house was blown down?"

Before Piglet could think, Pooh answered for him.

"He'd come and live with me," said Pooh, "wouldn't you?"

Piglet squeezed his paw. "Thank you, Pooh," he said, "I should love to."”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares! [Christopher Robin is saying his prayers]”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“When Rabbit said, `Honey or condensed milk with your bread?' he was so excited that he said, `Both,' and then, so as not to seem greedy, he added, `But don't bother about the bread, please.'”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace - / Christopher Robin went down with Alice.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”More Alan Aleksander Milne [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:30]
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:40]
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:04]
Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:10]
Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:25]
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:43]
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:57]
You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.More Alan Aleksander Milne [07/27/2011 03:07:17]
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Christopher Robin to PoohMore Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and will not try - A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. -A. A. Milne.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I was One, I had just begun. When I was Two, I was nearly new. When I was Three I was hardly me. When I was Four, I was not much more. When I was Five, I was just alive. But now I am Six, I'm as clever as clever, So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh. Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time." "Dear, dear," said Pooh, "I'm sorry about that. Let's have a look at you.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Piglet was so excited at the idea of being Useful that he forgot to be frightened any more, and when Rabbit went on to say that Kangas were only Fierce during the winter months, being at other times of an Affectionate Disposition, he could hardly sit still, he was so eager to begin being useful at once.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There's Owl. Owl hasn't exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things. He would know the Right Thing to Do when Surrounded by Water. There's Rabbit. He hasn't Learnt in Books, but he can always Think of a Clever Plan. There's Kanga. She isn't Clever, Kanga isn't, but she would be so anxious about Roo that she would do a Good Thing to Do without thinking about it. And then there's Eeyore. And Eeyore is so miserable anyhow thatMore Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now then, Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "where's your boat?" "I ought to say," explained Pooh as they walked down to the shore of the island, "that it isn't just an ordinary sort of boat. Sometimes it's a Boat, and sometimes it's more of an Accident. It all depends." "Depends on what?" "On whether I'm on the top of it or underneath it.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
By the time it came to the edge of the Forest, the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, “There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and that, quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Did I miss?" you asked. "You didn't exactly miss," said Pooh, "But you missed the balloon." "I'm so sorry," you said, and you fired again, and this time you hit the balloon and the air came slowly out, and Winnie-the-Pooh floated down to the ground.More Alan Aleksander Milne [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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