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Doyle:
Your buddy Karl here is going. We can't be no normal family with him living in the garage and comin' in the damn bedroom at 4:00 in the morning, carryin' hammers and shit.

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Charles Bushman:
You gotta make something explode to really understand it. You gotta examine all those tiny particles while they're still on fire.

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[Karl has entered the bedroom carrying a hammer]



Doyle:
What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?



Karl:
I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holding it.


[exits]



Doyle:
[to Linda] What the fuck you think he's doin' with that hammer?

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Doyle:
[Karl enters the bedroom, startling Doyle and Linda] Hey! What the God damn hell you doing, Karl? 'The fuck you doing up in the middle of the night?



Linda:
What you want, Hon?



Karl:
I wanna be baptized.



Doyle:
Well get baptized then, I don't give a shit. Call up a fuckin' preacher, Goddammit, we can't baptize ya.

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Charles Bushman:
A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.


[Scoffs]



Charles Bushman:
You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

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Neighbor:
I wish you'd all lay off for tonight! I can't hear myself think with that racket!



Doyle:
Hey! HEY!



Neighbor:
Knock it off or I'm calling the police!



Doyle:
I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice! So kiss my ass, you old bastard!

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Doyle:
Frank's a weak little kid. His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.



Frank:
Stop it, Doyle! Don't talk about my daddy.



Doyle:
"Don't talk about my daddy". Go on and get up outta here. Go out to the garage and let me be. Go on now, get!

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Vaughan Cunningham:
I'm just going to say it. I'm gay. Does that surprise you that I'm gay? You know what gay is, don't you?



Karl:
I don't reckon.



Vaughan Cunningham:
[quietly] Homosexual. I like men sexually.



Karl:
Not funny 'ha-ha', funny queer.



Vaughan Cunningham:
Well that's a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn't say that. You were taught that, weren't you?



Karl:
I've heard it said that a-way.

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Charles Bushman:
Now... On the third day, I washed her. She wasn't too clean. I got all the right spots. She's the only one I kept for a certain ammount of time, because I got a real short attention span. Now, I can't say she enjoyed her stay, but that washcloth I put in her mouth and held it there with a big piece of duct tape kept all her complaining to a min... I don't like people who talk all the time. I like to do all the talking, which is why I think I'm so fond of you, 'cause you're so easy-going. Although I do sense a little tension in you from time to time. So, you were out in the world, huh? What was it like?



Karl:
It was too big.



Charles Bushman:
Not too big in here, is it?


[Chuckles]

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Doyle:
What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?



Karl:
I aim to kill you with it. Mmm.

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Marsha Dwiggins:
Will you ever kill anyone again, Karl?



Karl:
I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody. Mmm.

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Vaughan Cunningham:
You always seem to be deep in thought. Tell me, what are you thinking right now?



Karl:
I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.



Vaughan Cunningham:
How about before that?



Karl:
Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.

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Karl:
I reckon I'm gonna have to get used to looking at pretty people.



Dr. Jerry Woolridge:
Yes you will.



Karl:
'Reckon I'm gonna have to get used to them looking at me.

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Karl:
I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy. You been real square-dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in. You take good care of that boy.


[walks off]



Vaughan Cunningham:
I will. Karl?

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Doyle:
Linda, go get my guitar. It's out there with that looney toon.

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Doyle:
What am I supposed to do about supper while you're out runnin' around with that fag?



Linda:
You're not crippled, get in there and make it yourself.



Doyle:
Talkin' back and everything. That kinda makes me horny, Linda.



Linda:
Frank, maybe you better go play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty.



Frank:
I don't wanna go play in my room.



Doyle:
He don't wanna go play in his room. Let's all just sit here and be a family. Until your mentally retarded friend and your homosexual friend get here.

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Terence:
We wrote one last night outside the mini mart. Morris called it "Stuart Drives A Comfortable Car" and then like in country songs, you know, in parentheses it says "There's Usually Someone in the Trunk." And, and um, I came up with a tune just a hummin'.



Doyle:
See, you don't want to question the genius, Vaughan. Morris here is a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.



Morris:
Yeah, I got a new tune in composition entitled "The Thrill." And it goes somethin' like this: "I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!" That was a damn good song, wasn't it Doyle?

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Linda Wheatley:
Karl, you know what? Melinda here was voted employee of the month at the dollar store last February. Isn't that something?



Karl:
Yes ma'am, I reckon.



Melinda:
Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do, it's just bound to happen sooner or later, I guess.

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Frank Childers:
I told you I ain't got no boy, now why don't you get on outta here and let me be. You ain't no kin to me.



Karl:
[after a pause] I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it. Them stories you and Mama told me ain't in there. You ought not done that to your boy. I studied on killing you. Studied on it quite a bit. But I reckon there ain't no need for it if all you're gonna do is sit there in that chair. You'll be dead soon enough and the world 'll be shut of ya. You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He woulda had fun some time.


[Exits]

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Linda Wheatley:
I'm gonna make some coffee. Karl, you want some coffee?



Karl:
Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it. Mmm.

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Doyle:
Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.



Linda:
Doyle, you're awful. You shouldn't be that way.



Doyle:
I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth. He'll make me sick. I know it.

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Frank:
I'd like to kill that son-of-a-bitch. I hate him.



Karl:
You ought not talk that way. You just a boy.

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Vaughan:
Have you knocked on the door yet?



Karl:
No, Sir, not yet.



Vaughan:
How long have you been standing here?



Karl:
Quite a spell, I reckon.

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Karl:
I like them French fried potaters.

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Karl:
Reckon you make me some biscuits.

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