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Agent Tony:
Do you mind if I look at your armpit?



Nancy Coplin:
My armpit?



Agent Tony:
It's my favorite part of a woman's body.

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Mary Schlichting:
We love you very much. If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.

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Mr. Coplin:
San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.

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Agent Paul:
You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?

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Mrs. Coplin:
Why does he have to do the Roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?

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Nancy Coplin:
Does anybody actually own a white Taurus, or are they all rentals?

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Valerie Swaney:
All children break things. All children are forgiven. It's a gift from God.

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Mary Schlichting:
How do you feel?



Agent Paul:
Vivid. I'm seeing colors I don't want to see.

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Tina:
Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?

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Sandy Ricks:
I've been smoking up a storm. Uncle Porter lets me drink all the beer i want, he also knows a lot of loose women.

More Movie: Flipper [1996] Movie: Flipper [1996] [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Sandy Ricks:
What do you want? I'm from Chicago, it's not like there were street signs.

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Uncle Porter:
You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.

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Dirk Moran:
I ought to teach you a lesson.



Uncle Porter:
I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.

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Sandy Ricks:
You're lucky, a hurricane on your first visit.

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Det. Matthew 'Gib' Gibson:
Dodge!



Dodge:
Gibson!



Det. Matthew 'Gib' Gibson:
It's a setup!



Piper:
Move!

More Movie: Fled [1996] Movie: Fled [1996] [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Dodge:
Haven't you ever seen "What's Love Got To Do With It"?

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[discussing how to split the money]



Piper:
I want half.



Dodge:
Half. Fuck you, this isn't divorce.

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[as Rico explains the Chinese death procedure]



Dodge:
You're Chinese?



Rico:
I'm Cuban. But I have an affinity for all cultures. Part of my Mongol upbringing on the streets of New York.



Dodge:
New York. That explains the hostility.

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Shelly:
[of her salad dressing] Normally I bring my own. You know that fat free ranch stuff. But this, this is restaurant quality.

More Movie: The First Wives Club [1996] Movie: The First Wives Club [1996] [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Elise:
It's the 90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.

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[finding empty liquor bottles in trash]



Brenda:
Let's examine the evidence. Look! all bottles and gallon jugs!



Elise:
I had guests!



Brenda:
Who? Guns N Roses?

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Sam Simms:
You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't.

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Luke Davenport:
I only get to see my parents on the news.



Sam Simms:
No, that's your "boo-tay" you've been seeing on the news.

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Morton:
And lose that tie. You look like you robbed a dead clown.

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Sam Simms:
Don't just stand there. Say "Hello".



Luke Davenport:
HELLO!



Sam Simms:
Yeah, just make the girl go deaf. They love that.

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