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[seeing a televangelist's glitzy chapel]



Rafe Guttman:
Nice place, Katherine. Kind of like Superman's dad's place on Krypton.

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[talking to a she-vampire]



Rafe Guttman:
I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you.

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Rafe Guttman:
I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt!

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[after ripping Jenkin's head off]



Lillith:
I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it!

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Tamara:
Guess where you just landed, lover?



Rafe Guttman:
Larry Flynt's id?

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Rafe Guttman:
Ah, the girls! Let them eat a guy named "Cake."

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Rafe Guttman:
I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.

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[Rafe is trying to gain access to the whorehouse, which is disguised as a funeral home]



Rafe Guttman:
I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.



McCutheon:
I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.



Rafe Guttman:
I, uh, really must pay my respects right now.



McCutheon:
Then I suggest you come back TOMORROW.



Rafe Guttman:
Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly SAD.



McCutheon:
I'm so sorry.



Rafe Guttman:
And if I don't grieve right now - maybe even grieve two or three times - I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?



McCutheon:
Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private - with a box of tissues!

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Zeke:
Step outside!



Rafe Guttman:
Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.

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[Zeke's shot knocks a beer onto a girl]



Rafe Guttman:
Six pack in the side cleavage!

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Rafe Guttman:
You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.

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Lillith:
Don't eat your heart out, baby - that's MY job.

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Caleb Verdoux:
Oh my God, it's a necrophiliac's wet dream!

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Vincent Prather:
You're a smart boy, Miguel. Because of that I'm gonna let you have some of what we find.



Miguel:
Ah! Remember that you said that.



Vincent Prather:
I will. I'm gonna let it have some of you, too.

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Lilith:
Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate.

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Katherine:
A whorehouse?



Rafe:
A house inhabited by whores.

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Mike:
Hi.



Lorraine:
Hi.



Mike:
I'm Mike.



Lorraine:
Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.



Mike:
Like the quiche.



Lorraine:
Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.



Mike:
I like quiche.



Lorraine:
I thought real men didn't like quich?



Mike:
Well, it seems my reputation had preceded me here.



Lorraine:
You not a real man?



Mike:
Not lately.

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Rob:
How many strokes?



Mike:
I don't know. Eight or Nine.



Rob:
I'll give you an eight.



Mike:
What'd you get?



Rob:
An eight.



Mike:
Looks like we're in a dead heat after one hole. This is turning into quite a rivalry.



Rob:
You better replace the pin, Chi-Chi. The natives look restless.

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Trent:
[Getting ready to play video hockey] You ready hip hop? You ready New Kids on the Block?

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Mike:
[Mike pays the delivery guy and then tosses the bags of food at Trent and Sue] Eat, eat, you fucking jackals!

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Trent:
Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

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Trent:
Y'know, it's not so much me as Roenick; he's good.

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Trent:
I'm the asshole is this place, right? I'm the asshole? I'm outta here! I'm not eating here... I wouldn't eat here... I'd never eat here anyway!

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Trent:
To the ladies?


[raises glass]



Mike:
To the ladies.


[clink glasses]

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Trent:
Vegas, baby. Vegas.

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