Tim Allen

Tim Allen

comedian
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. /positive/ Tim Allen quotes

Quotes of the month

Arina Averina Sport is a force that either breaks a person or elevates him to heaven. [06/28/2020 04:06:34] More


Eugene Ryabyi The poet is not that who has curbed the rhyme, but that whose wise and bright words live for centuries in the memory. [06/27/2020 11:06:46] More


Ferdinand Porsche In the beginning I looked around and, not finding the automobile of my dreams, decided to build it myself. [06/24/2020 08:06:00] More


Alonso Ardzhuna Love Formula: I love you as much as you feed my clutch. [06/21/2020 08:06:26] More


Ivan Aivazovsky For me, living means working. [06/28/2020 10:06:42] More