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Idealism: Happy Birthday.
Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.
Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday.
Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
Taoism: It's everybody's birthday.
Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me.
Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. /look/ unknown unknown quotes

Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin From the crossroads of repeated mistake, you can go to the temple of motivation, to the shore of wisdom or to the miner's shack of the unmistakable fool. [02/24/2019 05:02:38] More

Eugene Ryabyi Pessimist is a person who always sees shades of gray in a rainbow. [03/17/2019 08:03:12] More

Anatoly Yurkin Personality is self-affirming by mistakes. [03/12/2019 05:03:40] More

Anatoly Yurkin A theory arises when there are only so many facts that one cannot believe them. [02/28/2019 09:02:46] More

Anatoly Yurkin Repeatability is a treasure hidden in Big Data. [03/10/2019 12:03:12] More